I ranked Oscar winning writer/director Sofia Coppola’s Top Five Films.
This Night Shift (2023) Sees You Shifting in Your Seat with EXCITEMENT! Starring Phoebe Tonkin, Lamorne Morris, and Some Shifty People! Directed by the China Brothers!
This Joe Crist (2023) Review Knows You Like Things Extra Cristy!! Starring Dallas Valdez and Carrie Keagan! Directed by Mark Allen Michaels!
This Lovely, Dark and Deep Review (2023) Will Take You To The Woods and Not Leave You There Again! Starring Georgina Campbell and Some Trees! Directed By Theresa Sutherland!
The Top Five Films from writer/director Alexander Payne Ranked.
This Art of Deception (2019) Movie Review Has A Special Message from Art The Clown! Starring Richard Ryan and Jackie Nova! Directed by Richard Ryan!
4 Horror Movies That Star Tom Atkins’ Mustache! Enjoy the Ride!
From May December to Velvet Goldmine, these are Director Todd Haynes’ Top Five Films Ranked!
This Underground (2023) Review Takes Place In A Cemetery For People Who Just Want to Be Left Alone! Starring Nadia Dawber and Caitlyn Barber! Directed by Lars Janssen!
This Destroy All Neighbors (2024) Movie Review Will Help You Settle Into Your New Chalet! Starring Jonah Ray Rodrigues and Alex Rae Winter! Directed by Josh Ray Forbes!
Take Your Tissues and Dry Your Eyes! Art The Clown’s FOUR Heartfelt Monologues!
Looking to put Some MAGICAL Horror Into Your Life? This list Will, featuring Magic Mike, An Empty Man, and Tawny Kitaen!
The Top 5 Films of Writer/Director Eli Roth, the director of Thanksgiving and Hostel, Ranked.
Timothee Chalamet and Tiny Beings = Onscreen Mayhem and Neglect! These 4 Horror Movies Prove That! Starring New Zealanders, Dogs with Teeth, and Subtitles!
This Eileen (2023) Movie Review Tells Your Where I Lean to Get a Better View! Starring Thomasin McKenzie and Anne Hathaway! Directed by William Oldroyd!
This Lost Cos (2022) Movie Review Found Your Cos…tco Membership Card In the Fridge! Starring Evgeniya Radilova! Directed by Robin De Levita!
This Wild Boys (2023) Movie Review Gets Wet But Not Too Wild! Starring Kate Frampton Davis and Some Boys! Directed by Morten Forland!
This Leave The World Behind (2023) Review Leaves You Behind In Line! Starring Julia Roberts, Mahershala Ali, and Ethan Hawke! Directed by Sam Ismail!
These Horror Movie Titles Are More Than A Mouthful! Starring Valerie, Some Children, Ducklings, and Natalie Portman!
This Nobody’s Home (2023) Movie Review Just Keeps Knocking At Your Door! Starring Louisa Erlich and Julio Lourido! Directed by Michelle Bossy!
This The Marvels (2023) Review Comes With A Disney Plus Subscription That’s 5 Times The Cost of The Usual Disney Plus Subscription! Starring Brie Larson and Teyonah Parris! Directed by Nia DaCosta!
Horror Movies With Pants Wearing Characters! Four of Them! Featuring Men! Featuring Women! With Pants! Directed by Stanley Kubrick!
This The Killer (2023) Review Will Lovingly Cover Your Face With Hand Cream! Starring Michael Fassbender! Directed by David Fincher!
This Suitable Flesh (2023) Review Finds Your Flesh Adequate Enough! Starring Heather Graham, Barbara Crampton, and Judah Lewis! Directed by Joe Lynch!
MacReady and Childs! Who Has The Thing Inside Them? I Don’t Know, But Here Are the Four Horror Movies They Watched While Waiting. Starring Ice! Fire! Alien!
This Shaky Shivers (2022) Review Comes With Free Tree Scrapings and Sap! Starring Brooke Markham and VyVy Nguyen! Directed by Sung Kang!
4 Terrifying Taylor Swift Songs and the Horror Movies That Inspired Them! Starring Monsters! Cannibals! Monkeys! Chupacabras!
This Pet Sematary Bloodlines (2023) Review Is Currently Giving You Belly Rubs! Starring Jackson White and Some Animals! Directed by Lindsey Anderson Beer!
This Saw X (2023) Movie Review Will Teach You The Delicate Art of Macrame! Starring A Doll On A Tricycle and Someone Wearing a Pig Head! Directed by Kevin Greutert!
This Before The Sunset (2023) Movie Review Was Written At Night! Starring Masane Tsukayama and Rikako Miura! Directed by Hiroshi Akabane!
This No One Will Save You (2023) Review Will Save You from Falling Objects! Starring Kaitlyn Dever and Other Things! Directed By Brian Duffield!
This Satanic Hispanics (2022) Movie Review Has Hispanics But Not So Much Satan! Starring Efren Ramirez, Patricia Velasquez, and Jonah Ray! Directed by Gigi Saul Guerrero and More!
This It Lives Inside (2023) Review Burrows Deep Inside Your Soul! Starring Megan Suri, Mohana Krishnan, and a Jar! Directed by Bishal Dutta!
This Slotherhouse (2023) Movie Review Stars Tim Sloth and Sloth from The Goonies! Starring Sloth and Lisa Ambalavanar! Directed by Matthew Goodhue!
This Bancoco (2023) Review is Not Against Large Amount of Cocoa! Starring Indigenous Peoples and Brad M. King!
This Birth/Rebirth Review Will Make You Play Piano Against Your Will! Starring Marin Ireland and Judy Reyes! Directed by Laura Moss!
This Haunting of the Queen Mary (2023) Review Will Marry You And Haunt Your Desiccated TOMB!!! Starring Alice “Adam” Eve and Joel “Stir” Fry! Directed by Gary Shore and Rebecca Harris!
I Rank the Top 5 Films by Writer/Director David Gordon Green.
Take a Voyage To Find Horror Movies With A Vampire, Boat, or Black Doctor! Starring Triangles, Vampires and Leslie Odom Jr.!
I Rank the Top Five Films of Writer/director Andre Ovredal.
This The Passenger (2023) Review Plays “I’m Just Ken” On A Loop Forever! Starring Johnny Berchtold “You So” and Kyle Gallner! Directed by Carter Smith!
Let this List In! Talk To Me! 97 Horror Movies Like Talk To Me In Which A Character or Multiple Characters TALK! Contains TALKING! And Becky! And Witches!
This Haunted Mansion (2023) Movie Review Will Haunt and Sean and Man!! Starring LaKeith Stanfield, Rosario Dawson and CGI Ghosts! Directed By Justin Simien!
Bombs Away! Barbie and Oppie Recommend Four Terrorific Movies! Starring Bombs, Dolls, Dance Crews! Directed by The Colors Pink and Blood Red!
This Wonderwell (2023) Review Wonders if You’re Doing Well! Starring Carrie Fisher, Rita Ora, and Kiera Milward! Directed by Vlad Marsavin!
This We Might Hurt Each Other (2022) Review Would Never Hurt You Except Those Other Times! Starring Lithuanians! Directed by Jonas Trukanas!
This Insidious The Red Door (2023) Will Have You Seeing Green Or Blue or Black! Starring Ty Simpkins, Patrick Wilson, and a Ghost Wearing Lipstick! Directed by Patrick Wilson!
This Kristy (2014) Revisited Review Will Give You 4102 Words That Rhyme with Kristy! Starring Haley Bennett! Directed by Olly “Golly” Blackburn!
With "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" out for summer 2023, let's revisit the career of writer/director James Mangold, including films like "Walk The Line" (2005), "3:10 To Yuma" (2007), and "Logan" (2017).
4 Horror Movies Featuring Children or Corn! Starring Guy Pearce, Creepy Norwegian Kids, and Ears of Corn! Directed By Corn!
I rank writer/director Ben Affleck’s films 1-5, including "Gone Baby Gone," "The Town," and "Argo."
This Jethica (2022) Review Can Be Exchanged For A More EXOTIC Mayonnaise! Starring Callie Hernandez and Ashley Denise Robinson! Directed by Pete “X’s” Ohs!
This Brooklyn 45 Review Just Got One More than Brooklyn 54! Starring Anne Ramsay and Larry Fessenden! Directed by Ted “GO!” Geoghehan!
This Subspecies V Bloodrise (2023) Review Will Make Your Blood Rinse and Spin! Starring Anders Hove and Denice Duff! Directed by Ted Nicolau!
This Influencer (2022) Review Will Paint Pictures Of Your Food! Starring Cassandra Naud and Emily Tennant! Directed by Kurt David Harder!
This The Barn Part II (2022) Movie Review Will Milk Your Cows and Chickens! Starring Lexi Dripps, Diana Prince, and Sable Griedel! Directed By Justin M. Seaman!
Fast. Furious. Family. Furious. Characters! Family! Fast! Family! Horror Movie Characters! Starring Han, Dom, Franklin, and other FAMILY Members!
This The Barn (2016) Revisited Review Wonders If You Were Born in A Barn! Starring Mitchell Musolino and Lexi Dripps! Directed by Justin M. Seaman!
With "Hypnotic" now on VOD, I rank the Top 5 films of writer/director Robert Rodriguez, including such iconic movies as "Sin City" and "From Dusk Till Dawn."
Can’t Get Enough of Bradley Cooper Playing an Animal? Here’s 4 MORE Horror Movies In Which Bra-Coo is Your Furry Best Friend!
I Rank Writer/Director Christopher Landon Films 1-7
This From Black (2023) Movie Review Has Seen Sheets That Will Turn You White! Starring Anna Camp! Directed by Thomas Marchese!
If There’s a Film with Dead Or Evil In the Title, There’s a Chance It’s On this List! A Very Small Chance, but Full of Evil and Death!
4 Horror Movies Featuring Credits…at the END of the movie! Starring Sosie Bacon, Fried Bacon, Hillbillies, and Deadites!
This Kids Vs. Aliens (2022) Review Has Kids Doing Things With Aliens! Starring Kids! And Aliens! Directed by Jason Eisener! And Kids!
This Pow Wow (2016) Movie Review Will Pour Milk In Your Cereal! Starring Deserts, Native Americans, and Golf Carts! Directed by Robinson Devor!
This Backwards Faces (2022) Movie Review Puts Your Face In Front Of Your Head! Starring Andrew Morra and Lennon Sickels! Directed by Chris Aresco!
This Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018) Review Will Try To Think of a Shorter Title! Starring Nicole Tompkins. Directed by David Amito and Michael Laicini!
Before, During or After You Watch John Wick Chapter 4, Hear His Heartfelt Thoughts On His Favorite Horror Movies! Starring Pets, Rupert Everett, a Kid, and Liquid Giallo! Written and Directed By John Wick!
This Attic Trunk (2021) Review Is Well Aware of the OTHER Things You Keep In Your Attic! Starring Andrew McNee and Josette Jorge! Directed by Raugi Yu!
This Leave (2022) Review Will Want You To Stay…For the Kids! Starring Alicia Von Rittberg and More Norwegians! Directed by Alex Herron!
From 2014's "Devil’s Due" through 2023's "Scream VI," the filmmaking collective Radio Silence Productions has come a long way. I rank their movies 1 through 6.
This Nocebo (2022) Will Make You Feel Good But It’s Only Hiding the Real Problem! Starring Eva Green and Chai Fonacier! Directed By Lorcan Finnegan!
You know of Bill and Alexander and Stellan. But did You Know the Others Of the Skarsgard Clan that Starred In Horror Movies? You Will…If You DARE!
This The Outwaters (2022) Movie Review Is Out Watering Your Cutlery and Nephews! Starring Michelle May and Angela Basolis! Directed by Robbie Banfich!
This Consecration (2023) Gives You a Valentine You’ll Forget About In a Week! Starring Jena Malone and Danny Huston! Directed by Christopher Smith!
This Article Has Been Rated Way Too Saxy! The Sax Guy From Lost Boys Saxes You Up With His 4 Favorite Horror Movies!
This Alice, Darling (2022) Movie Review Has A Bag of Just Condiments! Starring Anna Kendrick, Charlie Carrick, and Other Ricks! Directed by Mary Nighy!
This Infinity Pool (2023) Review Will Help You Count to 17! Starring Alexander “Bill” Skarsgard and Mia “Bill” Goth! Directed by Brandon Cronenberg!
This Hank and Jolene (2021) Will Help Differentiate Between Jolene and Hank! Starring Edward Buchanan and a Cockroach! Directed by Derek Shimoda!
This Sorry About the Demon (2022) Review Will Help You Clean Out Your Fridge On Thursdays! Starring Jon Michael Simpson! Directed by Emily Hagins!
This Lonesome (2021) Looks Over Your Shoulder While You Read This! Starring Zach McLain and Amber DeRuyter! Directed by Tony K. Hall!
This Happy FKN Sunshine (2022) Review Will Bring a Ray of Sunlight Into Your Dark Day! Starring Matt Close and Mattea Brotherton! Directed by Derek Diorio!
This A Man Called Otto (2022) Ought To Let You Read This For Free! Starring Tom Hanks and a Cat! Directed by Marc Forster!
This M3gan Review (2022) Gives Your 33 R3asons to R3ad Thi3s!!! Starring Allison Williams and Violet McGraw! Directed by Gerard Johnstone!
Writer/director Martin McDonagh’s Films Ranked 1-4
This The Pale Blue Eye (2022) Makes Both of Your Eyes Red Because of Allergies! Starring Christian Bale, Harry Melling and Lucy Boynton! Directed by Scott Cooper!
This Love And Love Not (2022) Review Asks You To Love It Or Not! Starring Francesco D’ Onofrio and Afton Boggiano! Directed by Anthony Cally!
This "The Apology" (2022) Review Will Put On A Show to Save the Orphanage! Starring Anna “James” Gunn and Linus “James” Roache! Directed By Alison Locke!
4 Horror Films With Two of the Same Words In the Title! Starring Pete Davidson, killer Santas, and Subtitles!
This The Leech (2022) Review Will Take You To The Beach With Meach! Starring Graham Skipper and Taylor Zaudtke! Directed by Eric Pennycoff!
This The Cat (2020) Review Sees The Bottom of The Dish and Demands You To Fill It! Directed by Mary Apick!
Dasher, Donner, Gretchen, Prancer, Vixen, Dale, Rocket, and Other of Santa’s Enslaved Reindeer’s Favorite Horror Movies! Starring Art the Clown, Donald Sutherland, and Some Anime Girls!
This Glass Onion (2022) Review Has Daniel Craig Speaking in a Convincing Latin American Accent! Starring Daniel Craig, Edward Norton, and Janelle Monae! Directed by Rian Johnson!
This Spirited (2022) Movie Review Will Lift Your Spirits So High That You’ll Never Land Or See Your Family! Starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell! Directed by Sean Anders!
This Mandrake (2022) Will Rake Your Leaves Using Amanda! Starring Deirdre Mullins, Derbhle Crotty and Mandrake the Magician! Directed by Lynne Davison!
2022’s Sexiest Man Alive Chris Evans Gives You His Four Sexiest Horror Films! Written, directed and Starring Chris Evans!
This "Soft & Quiet" (2022) Review Puts Your Blankets in a Dryer But Doesn’t Turn It On! Starring Stephanie Estes, Olivia Luccardi, and a Dog! Directed by Beth De Araujo!
This Run Sweetheart Run (2020) Movie Review Will Make You Walk To Your Local Haberdashery! Starring Ella Balinska and Pilou Asbaek! Directed by Shana Feste!
Writer/Director Paul Feig’s Top 5 Films Ranked.
This "Slayers" (2022) Review Will Drain Your Essence But in A Fun Way! Starring Thomas Jane, Kara Hayward, and Abigail Breslin! Directed by K. Asher Levin!
This "Halloween Ends" (2022) Review Will End Halloween For 20 Minutes While They Fix the Roof! Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Andi “Leigh” Matichak and Some Guy in A Mask! Directed By David Gordon Green!
Writer/Director Taika Waititi’s Top 5 Films Ranked.
This Significant Other (2022) Review Knows When That Can of Soup Expired! Starring Maika Monroe and Jake “Cagney” Lacy and Trees! Directed by Dan Berk and Robert Olsen!
Even if you’re not a film fanatic, you know the name Steven Spielberg. "Raiders." "E.T." "Schindler’s List." "Saving Private Ryan." He’s made some of the most famous films in the world and continues to churn them out well into his 70s. Here I rank his Top 5 films since 2000.
This House of Darkness (2022) Tells You How Many Justins it takes to screw in a Light Bulb! Starring Kate Bosworth and Justin Long. Directed By Neil Labute.
This "VampyrZ On A Boat" (2019) Movie Review Will Add A Capital Z To Your Name! Starring Dallas Valdez, Carrie Keagan and VampyrZ! Directed by Mark Allen Michaels!
This "Barbarian" (2022) Review Comes With Free Ice Cream for the Kids! Starring Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgard and Justin Long! Directed by Zach Cregger!
Horror Movies. Fruit. Apples. Pears. Slasher. Masked Killers. Grapes. Starring Bette Midler, Lupita Nyong’o, and Chris Pineapple!
This "Emily The Criminal" (2022) Review Just Stole…Your Heart! Starring Aubrey Plaza, Theo Rossi, and Dinosaurs! Directed by John Patton Ford!
This Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022) Review Says Bodies Three Times In Front of a Mirror! Starring Amandla Stenberg, Maria Bakalova and Pete Davidson! Directed by Halina Reijn!
This Beast (2022) Review Has Idris Elba Buttering Toast! Starring Idris Elba, Sharlto Copley and a Lion! Directed by Baltasar Kormakur!
This Motherly (2021) Movie Review Will Give You A Warm Bath! Starring Lora “Arol” Burke and Tessa “Be” Kozma! Directed by Craig David Wallace!
This Orphan First Kill (2022) Review Is Now Your Mother And Father! Starring Isabelle Fuhrman and Julia Stiles! Directed by William Brent Bell!
This "Resurrection" (2022) Mixes Condiments! What’s In That Mustard Bottle? Starring Rebecca Hall and Tim Roth! Directed by Andrew Semans!
Keep Your EpiPen Ready! Here Are 4 Horror Movies Like Hereditary That Are Allergic to Peanuts!
Writer/Director Ti West’s Top 5 Films Ranked.
Tom Cruise Stars In This List Of Tom Cruise Movies With Impossible or Mission In The Title! You Can’t Handle The Truth of This List!
This She Will (2021) Review Will Rent You A Shed By The Willow Tree! Starring Alice Krige and Malcolm McDowell! Directed by Charlotte Colbert!
4 Horror Movies Like "Nope" With 4 Letters in the Title! Should you read this? Yep! Starring French People and Italian People and Hearing Impaired People!
This Thor Love and Thunder (2022) Review Will Give You a Free Hemsworth! Starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, and Tessa Thompson! Directed by Taika Waititi!
This "The Sixth Secret" (2022) Movie Review Will Give You Seven Secrets Or Fewer! Starring Triin Lellep, Gregory Defleur, and Ben Walton-Jones! Directed by Mart Sander!
I Rank Director Joseph Kosinski Films 1 Through 5.
This The Black Phone (2021) Movie Review Will Call You When You’re Sad! Starring Ethan Hawke, Madeleine McGraw, and Mason Thames! Directed by Scott Derrickson!
The five best Stephen King film adaptations since the year 2000.
Director David Cronenberg’s Top 5 Films Ranked
This Jurassic World Dominion (2022) Will Devour A Purple Dinosaur! Starring Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Jeff Houston Goldblum! Directed by Colin Trevorrow!
This Crimes Of The Future (2022) Review Knows What You Will Do Next Summer! Starring Lea Seydoux, Viggo Mortensen and Kristen Stewart! Directed By David Cronenberg!
This "Gabriela" (2022) Movie Review Will Make You Forget To Tie Your Shoes! Starring Evelyn Lorena! Directed by Evelyn Lorena!
This "Top Gun: Maverick" Comes With A Membership to Scientology! Starring Tom Cruise, Jennifer Connelly, and Miles “Smiles” Teller! Directed by Joseph Kosinski!
This "Torn Hearts" (2022) Movie Review Will Groom Your Neighbor’s Favorite Pet! Starring Katey Segal, Abby Quinn, and Alexxis Lemire! Directed by Brea Grant!
I Rank Writer/ Director Scott Derrickson’s Films 1-6.
This Firestarter (2022) Review Doesn’t Like The Way That Sweater Looks On You! Starring Zac Efron and Ryan Kiera Armstrong! Directed by Keith Thomas!
This "Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness" (2022) Has A Long Title! Starring Benedict Cumberbatch and Rachel McAdams! Directed by Sam Raimi!
This Children of Sin (2022) Review Puts The Fun In Cinnamon! Starring Meredith Mohler and Lewis Hines. Directed by Christopher Wesley Moore And Three Other Names!
Driving a Bus? Flying a Passenger Plane? Want To Watch A Horror Movie? Don’t Watch These!
As of this writing, writer/director Matt Reeves' blockbuster, "The Batman," has grossed over $750 million worldwide and received massive critical acclaim. Let’s look back and rank Reeves' previous six films.
Director Sam Raimi’s Top 5 Films Ranked.
This The Outfit (2022) Review Has One Armed Jackets and Four Legged Pants! Starring Mark Rylance, Zoey Deutch and Johnny Flynn! Directed by Graham “Who Wants” Moore!
This Umma (2022) Review Will Umma Let You Finish! Starring Sandra Oh and Fivel Stewart! Directed by Iris K. Shim!
Writer/Director Judd Apatow’s Films Ranked 1-7
This You Are Not My Mother (2021) Reveals Who Is Not Your Mother! Starring Irish People like Hazel Doupe and Carolyn Bracken! Directed by Kate Dolan!
This Master (2022) Review Is Retsam Spelled Backwards! Starring Regina Hall, Regina Doorway, and Zoe Renee! Directed by Mariama Dialla!
This Seed (2021) Review Will Need Your Steed To Feed! Starring Lucy Martin, Chelsea “Over The” Edge, and Batman! Directed by Sam “Run Don’t” Walker
When You Can’t Alphabetize Your Bale From Your Pattinson, This List Will Save Your Life And The Lives of Others! Starring Batman And Young Wards!
This Fresh (2022) Review Must Be Kept At Room Temperature Along With The Open Jar of Mayo! Starring Daisy Edgar-Jones and Sebastian Stan! Directed by Mimi Cave!
This Hellbender (2021) Review Is Made Up Of Three Tiny People Stacked On Top of Each Other. Starring Zelda Adams and Toby Poser. Directed By The Adams Family.
This article offers a ranking of Alexandra Aja’s films.
This Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Review Rocks You Gently in a Hammock! Starring Sarah Yarkin, Elsie Fisher and Other Victims! Directed by David Blue Garcia!
This Marry Me (2022) Review Knows About the Secret Family You Have On The East Coast! Starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. Directed by Kat Coiro.
This I Blame Society (2020) Movie Review Blames Rap Music and Video Games! Starring Gillian Wallace Horvat and Chase “He’s Going Over There!” Williamson. Directed by Gillian Wallace Horvat.
This Second Age of Aquarius (2022) Movie Review Can Tell Your Age By Looking At Your Personal Information! Starring Christina Calph and Michael Ursu! Written and Directed by Staci Layne Wilson!
Judy’s Greer’s Best Friendship Knows No Fear! 4 Horror Movies That Could Not Survive Without Judy Greer Saying Supportive Things!
In this article, I rank the films from Rian Johnson.
This The Last Thing Mary Saw (2021) Review Will Be The Last Thing You Read Before You Participate On The Pommel Horse! Starring Stefanie Scott! Directed by Edoardo Vitaletti!
This Only The Animals (2019) Is Written So Only The Animals Can Read It! Starring Denis Menochet, Laure Calamy, and Animals! Directed by Dominik Moll!
Can’t Wait Until Scream (2022) To See A Horror Film With A Phone! Then Hold the Phone!
This For The Sake of Vicious Review (2020) Viciously Sakes Your Floors! Starring Lora Burke and Nick Smyth! Directed by Gabriel Carrer and Reese Eveneshen!
This "Matrix Resurrections" (2021) Review Will Make You Take Purple Pills From 2001. Starring Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, and a Speeding Bus! Directed by Lana Wachowski!
This Spider-Man Far From Home (2021) Review Will Reveal Your Secret Identity! Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Denmark. Directed By Jon Watts.
This Death Valley (2021) Review Breathes Life Into Your Hills and Streams! Starring Jeremy Ninaber, Ethan Mitchell, and Kristen Kaster. Directed by Matthew Ninaber.
I rank the films that director Ridley Scott and actor Russell Crowe have worked on together, including "Robin Hood" (2010), "American Gangster" (2007), and "Gladiator" (2000).
This The Advent Calendar (2021) Movie Review Makes This Christmas Worth Barbecuing For! Starring Eugenie Derouand and other French People! Directed by Patrick Ridremont.
This Bongee Bear and The Kingdom Of Rhythm (2019) Takes You To The Rhythm of the Kingdom. Directed by Brian Zemrak.
This The Feast (2021) Review Invites You To Dine on Terror. Starring Annes Elwy, White Phillip, and Nia Roberts. Directed by Lee Haven Jones
4 Popular Songs By Music Superstar Adele. The Horror Films That Inspired Them. You’ve Been Warned!
2021’s People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Paul Rudd Gives You His 5 Sexiest Horror Movies! Directed By Paul Rudd!
This The Beta Test (2021) Review Will Place Condiments On Your Barbecued Food! Starring Jim Cummings and Virginia Newcomb. Directed By Jim Cummings and PJ McCabe.
Barry Had A Little Ham In This Lamb (2021) Review! Starring Noomi Rapace And Icelandic Actor With Long Name! Directed by Valdimar Johannson!
I rank Jason Reitman’s directorial efforts 1-9
This Dune (2021) Review Doesn’t Like Sand Or Sandworms! Starring Timothee Chalamet, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, and a Lorne Dune! Directed by Denis Villeneuve!
This Halloween Kills (2021) Movie Review Puts A Mask Over Your Head Metaphorically Speaking! Starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Judy Lee Greer, and Andi Matichak. Directed by David Gordon Green.
I rank Edgar Wright’s directorial efforts 1 through 7.
Here Are 5 James Bond Films With Die In The Title! Ranked! Starring Daniel Craig! Pierce Brosnan! Ants!
This The Columnist (2019) Review Advises You To Always Wear A Column! Starring Katja Herbers and More Dutch People! Directed by Ivo Van Aart!
This We Need to Do Something (2021) Review Needs You To Read It For Spelling Errors. Starring Sierra McCormick and Vinessa Shaw. Directed By Sean King O’ Grady.
I rank Mike Flanagan’s directorial films from best to worst.
This The Guilty (2021) Review Is Guilty of Loving You Unconditionally! Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Riley Keough, and Blake Millenmaal. Directed By Antione Fuqua.
I rank James Wan's directorial efforts from best to worst.
This Malignant (2021) Review Has Some Bad News About That Tumor! Starring Annabelle Wallis, Maddie Hasson And VCRs! Directed By James Wan!
This Don’t Breathe 2 (2021) Review Gives You An Extra Helping of Crudité! Starring Stephen Lang, Madelyn Grace, and Some Dogs. Directed By Rodo Sayagues.
The films of the Wachowski sisters ranked 1-7.
Candyman Says Be My Victim of Fun as We Look At Horror Movies With Candy or Man in the Title! Starring Jennifer Lopez, Eddie Murphy, Elliot Page, and the Devil! Sweet!
This Annette (2021) Movie Review Has Adam Driver Driving Your Adams! Starring Adam “Car And” Driver, Marion “Berry” Cotillard, and Simon “What The” Helberg. Directed By Leos Carax!
What’s your favorite scary movie? I rank the "Scream" films 1-6.
George Washington’s 5 Least Favorite Horror Movies! Number 8 Will Shock You! So Will Number 2!
This Review of Teddy (2020) Will Aur Revoir! Bienvenu! Starring Anthony “French” Bajon and Christine “Fries” Gautier! Directed by Ludovic and Zoran Boukjerma!
A ranking of the six films from writer/director James Gunn, beginning with 2006's "Slither" and continuing through the "Guardians of the Galaxy" trilogy.
Are You Having Trouble Knowing Which Ryan is Which? This Informative List of Horror Films Will Improve Your Life! Ryan-Teed!
This Here Comes Hell (2019) Review Drags You To Hell Fest! Starring Tom Bailey! Margaret Clunie! Not George Clooney! Directed by Jack McHenry!
This Pig (2021) Review Will Lovingly Put Itself in a Blanket. Starring Nicolas “The Wolff” Cage and Alex “The Cage” Wolff. Directed by Michael Sarnorski
A ranking of the six films from Baz Luhrmann.
When Choosing A Streaming Service, It’s Important To Compare Prices, A Catalog of Selection, and Which Eldritch Demon Wants Control Of Your Soul.
This Werewolves Within (2021) Review Will Turn You Into A Wolf…But Where? Starring Sam Richardson, Milana Vayntrub, Harvey Guillen and Michaela Watkins. Directed by Josh Ruben.
The Latest Entry In The Fast And Furious “Saga” Features A Grave That Can’t Keep Quiet! Starring Christine Nyland, Jacob A. Ware, Vin Diesel, Ludacris, and Michelle Rodriquez! Directed By Terence Krey.
The Sequel To the First Fast and Furious List But With More References To How It’s All About Family!
This In Depth (not really) Look At the First Five Fast And Furious Movie Ranks Their Fast-Ness and Furious-Ness. Remember, It’s All About FAMILY.
This The Amusement Park (2019) Review Has Wilford Brimley Talking About the Dangers of Amusement! Starring Lincoln Maazel and Merry-Go-Round. Directed by George A. Romero.
This The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) Review Is Shorter Than The Title of the Movie. Starring Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson, and The Devil! Directed By Michael Chaves and The Devil!
Here is a ranking of the films from Oscar-winning director Guillermo Del Toro.