A Stickler for Unpopular Opinions...
What if you could step inside the mind of a weekend misanthrope?
Worse yet, what if you discovered that you actually agreed with one?
Imagine how that could challenge your worldview...
*DUN DUN DUNNNNN....*
Okay, okay. Reading this bio means you might be a little curious about me... My name is Tony Tapp, and maybe you just want to read about an interesting topic from a cantankerous old weirdo, who's into vintage porn. Just kidding, I'm not that old... but I am a weirdo... who's into vintage porn......
Now that that's out of the way...
So by day, I create boring marketed articles for alternative subcultures and blah blah blah... do you really care? Yeah, though when the sun sets and the monsters come out of hiding at night, I unleash my inner Satan and write with sardonic wrath, for the shared amusement of iniquitous minds... mwahahahaha...
I also design t-shirts for shy introverts... and for undergrads in Prickology, like myself. I guess they go hand in hand. Feel free to check out some of my twisted art at teepublic.com/user/toxiktwins
Now when it comes to writing, some might find my style to be a bit crass, or even utterly inflammatory. That's okay. It won't be everyone's cup of tea. To put things into perspective, some people like their coffee black, while others are simply pussies who need to have theirs with creamer. :)
That's okay too.
Nowadays, most folks like to solicit the noble endeavor of being offended somehow. Here, you may not always like or agree with what you read, though I promise that you will not easily forget what you read. I make no apologies.
Welcome!
From the deepest recesses of my twisted little heart,
~ Tony Tapp
P.S. If you like what you end up reading, or even if you don't, please let me know either way! I'd love to hear about your opinions and consider new perspectives. I feel it's the only way to grow as a writer, and as a person. The pleasure of knowing that I actually care about what I write is my promise to you, dear reader. Enjoy!
23 months ago
In the 90's spirit of The Jerky Boys, Beavis & Butt-Head, and the Touch-Tone Terrorists, I bring you the inspiration behind my delectable tastes of twisted comedy. I'm getting a blowjob as I write this. Hi mom!
2 years ago
This is the first in a series of poems from the perspective of "the accuser," appropriately named, Satan Speaks. Eloquent, inflammatory, and just, this particular poem reflects our contemporary social climate, taking no prisoners as the fires of reason spew forth to set the world aflame.
23 months ago
Many people believe they are correct about everything. Absolution is an ideal devoid of reason. Let us delve a little deeper into the current state of affairs to understand our modern tribalism.
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