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Funny Status Updates Explaining Why You Are So Old Fashioned

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Funny and authentic short quotes and Facebook status updated about why you are still so very old fashioned.

I'm so old fashioned I use an actual alarm clock.

I'm so old fashioned I use an actual alarm clock.

I'm so old fashioned quotes and Facebook status updates

  • I'm so old fashioned, I remember when my opinions were not politically incorrect.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still use an actual alarm clock.
  • I'm so old fashioned when I wake up my eyebrows are already on my face.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still prefer my eyelashes to be made of hair.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when it wasn't cool to have ripped jeans.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when my relationship didn't need a status update inviting people's comments.
  • I'm so old fashioned I like old school things like picnics, Sunday drives and most of the things people say are corny nowadays.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember doing my homework on paper.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't believe texting is courting.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when LOL stood for lots of love.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still read actual books.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when vodka only came in vodka flavour.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when it was kind to say hello to strangers.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't even have a routine for checking my emails.
  • I'm so old fashioned I can go a whole week without taking a selfie.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when I literally had to dial your number to call you.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still try to do my hair like it's had a good perm.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember having to get up off the lounge to change the channel on the television.
  • I'm so old fashioned my video recorder is still connected to my television.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't have internet TV.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember putting on a performance in my lounge
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when the only online game I'd heard of was Pacman.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when video killed the radio star.
  • I'm so old fashioned I actually like men with hairy chests.
  • I'm so old fashioned my razor doesn't go further than my bikini line.
  • I'm so old fashioned I wear full briefs.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when I could record my favourite songs on the radio on my cassette player.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still think dress ups are just for children.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still expect kids parties to have pass the parcel.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still send letters.
  • I'm so old fashioned I can go half the day without checking my phone.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when children played with mud when they were little, instead of iPads.
I'm so old fashioned I don't have Bluetooth in my car.

I'm so old fashioned I don't have Bluetooth in my car.

  • I'm so old fashioned I still spend money on DVD's.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't want to text you or message you on Facebook, I actually want to speak to you, and preferably face to face.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't need an app to do everything.
  • I'm so old fashioned I wait for a guy to ask me out.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still have dial up internet.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still maintain a My Space profile.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still use an android.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't use my phone in bed.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't think bathroom mirror selfies are appealing.
  • I'm so old fashioned I want to get married before I have children.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still watch 80's movies.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still wear platform shoes and bell-bottoms.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still wear socks with my trainers.
  • I'm so old fashioned I go into a bank to transfer my funds.
  • I'm so old fashioned I can't even use an iPad properly.
  • I'm so old fashioned I reheat food using a regular oven.
  • I'm so old fashioned I actually take love and feelings seriously.
I'm so old fashioned I still have a cassette player.

I'm so old fashioned I still have a cassette player.

  • I'm so old fashioned I still listen to jazz music.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still read a paper newspaper.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't feel the need to post everything I do online.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still like being given flowers.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still have manners and still treat others with respect.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still think the guy should be the one to call first.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still bake cookies on Sunday mornings.
  • I'm so old fashioned I'm only chilling when I'm cold.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still like love notes.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't even know what quinoa is.
  • I'm so old fashioned I don't believe grass and kale taste good in smoothies.
  • I'm so old fashioned I like full cream cow's milk in my tea.
  • I'm so old fashioned I believe that underpants shouldn't be visible at the top of men's jeans.
  • I'm so old fashioned that I believe if you're shorts are frayed it's because they need your mother to hem them.
  • I'm so old fashioned I do my own nails, make my own coffee and hand wash my car.
  • I'm so old fashioned I remember when a hashtag meant your extension number.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still wear a watch I need to wind up.
  • I'm so old fashioned I try to buy vegetables that did not come wrapped in plastic.
  • I'm so old fashioned I go and wash my hands before dinner.
  • I'm so old fashioned that I think shorts should be longer than underwear.
  • I'm so old fashioned I still wear a scrunchie in my hair.
  • I'm so old fashioned I believe if I don't have anything nice to say, than I shouldn't say anything at all.
  • I'm so old fashioned I like thinks like fresh air and getting out in the sunshine.
  • I'm so old fashioned I worry that I'll have 3 years of bad luck if I walk under a ladder.

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Comments

Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on November 11, 2019:

Hi it's been a while hope all good with you? I like your hubs and haven't had anything new for a long time. Hope you write soon.

diogenes from UK and Mexico on June 07, 2019:

Read and enjoyed by Robert who is so old fashioned he remembers WW2 (almost)

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