Boredom is Very Very Bad Especially Now

This is my Emails

It's My Own Fault

I clicked on some sort of ad. I think it was a survey based ad, where they promised to send you a bunch of free stuff, if you promised to be cool with strangers calling at all hours, text messages constantly, and a barrage of survey questions.

Survey questions. Tons of questions. Answer, click continue. Promises, two more.

Text Message

So Opting Out Begins

As I open an email, scroll down to the bottom, I am relieved to discover an unsubscribe link. It's very tiny, but I managed to click on it. Apparently, I have already I subscribed.

Finding Unsubscribe Page

I Quit

I do not have enough patience to jump through all these hoops.

Tons of Strange Phone Numbers