Updated date:

Gooney Bird Landing Humor

Gary has an interest in humor, and enjoys some quirky but clean humor. He has published the satire ebook, Beat Down the Globalists on Amazon

Albatross Gooney Bird Funnies

Gooney Birds, or the Albatross species, are funny birds. No birds provide the range of humor in dancing, taking off and landing, that Gooney Birds do. Gooney birds are able to fly with grace almost unmatched, taking advantage of a 6 to 7 foot wingspan that allows them to soar on the wind. It is what they do while they are on the ground that provides a real laugh. They are the Keystone Cops of the bird kingdom.

Gooney Birds are primarily a Pacific Ocean bird, but they wander around elsewhere with great range of flight. They are magnificant in the air. Yet other Gooney Bird behavior is very humorous. I have accumulated a few videos here for your enjoyment. I hope you take the time to get a good laugh here.

And I have some great links to my other humor sites. There is nothing funnier than poking fun at my childhood OCD tendencies, All my other humor Hubpages are found in the links below. But look at the Gooneys first!


Gooney Bird Landings are Very Humorous

Gooney Bird Landings Can Be Treacherous

Pacific Bird Travel Guides

My Other Recommended Clean Humor Hubpages

  • What Is Famous In Australia
    Okay mate? What is Australia famous for anyway, he asks with tongue-in-cheek? After all, the nation is miles away, "Down Under", and boasts a population of less than 25 million. Even California is bigger than Australia from a popula
  • My Favorite Tags on Hubpages
    I love the Hubpage tags. They come with neat little webpages that frame all the hubs on that topic. I hope you enjoy this attempt to feature pages that some readers of hubpages and hubbers don't even know...
  • Funny OCD Tendencies
    Obsessive compulsive disorders are pretty hard to break. They are also difficult to recognize as well. Many people have the usual compulsivity, like fingernail biting, hand washing, etc. But most...
  • Mice Eating Spark Plug Wires
    You will get answers here friends. There are many ways to combat this problem of mice eating through your spark plug wires. I am going to tell you what you should do. You need to take care of the problem...

Gooney Shuffle

Tentative Albatross Takeoffs

Gooney Birds Interesting Takeoffs

My New Ebook Discussing a Great American, Will Rogers

Comments

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on September 28, 2014:

Well said, IFGA.

IFGA USN on September 27, 2014:

Was at Midway several times. Still cannot understand why the government is so damned stupid as to not leave things alone when they are working.

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on August 09, 2014:

Thanks Jean for the comment. Yes, they are amazing birds. I remain fascinated by them.

Jean Parish on July 19, 2014:

Had the pleasure of living on Midway Island home of the albatross. They are a beautiful bird. Yes it is fun to watch them take off and land, but when they become airborne , they are so graceful!

erictheoldfart on February 11, 2012:

bgamall, my father was on Midway during WWII and incessantly told humorous stories about these gracefull fliers. Nice footage,Thanx.

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on March 18, 2010:

Glad you enjoyed it. It is fun to watch them. Have a great day yourself.

Mr Nice from North America on March 18, 2010:

Hi bgamall,

Gooney birds are cute & I think they are having lots of fun. Thanks for making my day & have a wonderful day.

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on February 08, 2010:

Yes, it just is funny that they did not come equipped with all the tools.

Kathryn Baber on February 07, 2010:

One of the funniest things I've ever seen I love their take-offs and landings. I especially love the sound effects dubbed in the film.

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on January 17, 2010:

Yes they are funny birds.

Flu-Bird on January 17, 2010:

The ALBATROSS or the GOONIEBIRD their as large as a goose and they have 11 foot wingspan and often when they land they crashland

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on May 17, 2009:

It was a lot of fun putting together this Hubpage.

rancidTaste on May 17, 2009:

Bgamall.... this hubpage is excellent. I really like these videos. I think birds are the symbol of happiness. If I look birds I feel a great pleasure.....

Gary Anderson (author) from Las Vegas, Nevada on April 10, 2009:

Ha! There are people like you who don't believe in seahorses either! Thanks for stopping by.

RKHenry from Neighborhood museum in Somewhere, USA on April 10, 2009:

I thought that the "Gooney Bird" was an old wisetale or something. Thanks for making me look stupid. LOL!!!

Great information. You know I'm a true fan of yours!