Breasts are a very primitive means of recognizing a female. In the days before make up and wet to dry hair straighteners, the difference could sometimes be a little difficult to tell. Breasts, those telling curvatures on the chest were a sure fire give away that this was a woman. Even today, some people believe that the bigger the breasts are, the more fertile, feminine, and generally attractive the woman is. (In a classically Greek like twist of karma type revenge these people are often porn addicts for reasons that will later become clear.)
Imagine if there was a way that breasts could continue growing well past the age of 16 or 18 or 20, or whenever it is most women's breasts stop growing and start sagging. Imagine if there was a procedure that would cause them to just grow and grow and grow, bigger than melons, bigger than basketballs, bigger than a snowman's derrière,so big that they threaten to explode.
It can be done you know, and though the procedure is now illegal in the United States and the European Union, it is known as polypropylene string implants. Strings of polypropylene are inserted into the breast tissue, where they irritate it and cause fluid production to occur, fluid production that inflates the breast to gigantic sizes. Doesn't that just sound, well, swell?
To further put the substance used in these implants in perspective, lets look at other applications for polypropylene. They include Carpeting, Miniature Golf Course Paving, Car parts, Tupperware, and Industrial Molds.
Some of the most famous women who possess string implants include Chelsea Charms and Maxi Mounds, combined they have 92 pounds (around 45 kgs) of breasts between them, which is about the same mass as your average 8 year old. As you may have gathered by their names, these ladies are both rather well known in the adult entertainment industry.
Rather unsurprisingly, the most common patrons of this form of breast augmentation are porn stars, and the implants are rarely seen outside the adult industry, reasons for this include a certain lack of practicality in having breasts which have to be regularly drained by a surgeon, the hugely magnified risk of tipping over when walking, and the fact that these implants are by no means good for your health.
Still, in a day and age where people commonly inject botulism into their faces in order to paralyze the muscles, the fact that something isn't terribly good for you doesn't tend to dissuade many, and it shouldn't. Being hot is very important. Especially if you have nothing else going for you, like personality or intellect.
(Which are things for ugly people anyway, right?)
WRITER'S NOTE: Just a note to say that this is by far and away, my most. hated. hub. EVER. I have no idea why that is, but it makes me very proud none the less. Rock on!
ANOTHER WRITER'S NOTE: Well it took me a while to work out the hatred, but I have worked it out! Success! Now I just have to work out why people think this Hub is promoting these horrible things... is it an inability to distinguish irony and sarcasm from hearfelt statements? Or are there simply too many pesky words to read?
The investigation continues...
Babied(Inter User Name). on November 16, 2019:
My Mommy just swallowed me inside her baby pink fleece footed pajamas! I tried to struggle, and cry out in ecstasy, but my mouth was full of breast milk, and I could only gurgle in sexual ecstasy! OH, THIS TURNS ME ON! I NEVER WANT OUT; NEVER!
Egypt on February 17, 2015:
I was looking evwreyhere and this popped up like nothing!
Babied on June 18, 2014:
I can't spell correctly sometimes: trappeed should read trapped! Thanks For Your Patience, and Consideration!
Babied on June 18, 2014:
The thought of being trappeed, and breastfed inside a giant pair of pink fleece footed pajamas really turns me on!
nibnub on June 01, 2014:
owwo oww owww
Sushmita from Kolkata, India on July 04, 2012:
Hope, I actually read two of your hubs. In quick succession. I had no doubt what you were getting at, but you are quite subtle, so definitely in the earlier Hub it was a struggle to decide. In this one, it became quite obvious. Lots of food for thought..and quite a few pictures that really make me feel...fear!!! Voted up and away.
Larry Fields from Northern California on February 25, 2012:
Voted up and more.
I stumbled across this article when I was looking for hubs that contained the word polypropylene. I had no idea! I'd always assumed that those porn photos had been photoshopped somehow.
From the For Whatever It's Worth department. My male perspective is that there's such a thing as too big.
Like you, I use sarcasm more than most other writers. When the irony is not obvious, I may put a "/sarc" at the end of the paragraph.
piku on August 08, 2011:
pity for them
Jacque DuBois on July 08, 2011:
I'm sort of mesmerized by these things...how on earth does is a woman able to function with breasts this large ? My girlfriend is a 36DDD and she just has an awful lot of trouble with her breasts..Not Me Though !!!
I love to nestle me head between her breasts while she is giving me some rather serious hand relief...
davewill on July 06, 2011:
man she is sexy would love to marry a woman like that big bold and hot!!
Breast Reduction Sydney on April 26, 2011:
I can't remember who used to say it to me but "anymore than a handful is just a waste".
It's certainly true with these ladies. Why go that big??
chris m. on March 17, 2011:
Chelsea charms,minka,Maxi mounds,Busty dusty,Miosotis,and every woman in world that has basicly the same shape.You are all verry butiful and attractive would love to bring you home to meet the folks.I am abig fan of all the big breast mags and masterbate quite a lot,so with that said I am also looking for a woman tha looks like chelsea charms exactly.
Rocky Priapus on July 17, 2010:
I wonder how those big-busted ladies pictured above feel about those 'crush' videos by 'Pit Boss' Stevens of Pittsville, VA!!
imissukhan on July 01, 2010:
very abnormal, how they produce. Good, nice hub
starga on April 25, 2010:
dey luk abnormal bt nice.
Wag The Dog on April 22, 2010:
You say make up? Did those women even have faces? I must have missed that. Great hub. I rated it up... Wag
driff king on March 29, 2010:
khyl karo koye soye mar kar hawa na nakil day>
outlawbybirth from Lycraville, Florida on April 09, 2009:
I believe the hatred as you call it, is just jealousy that they might not be blessed with what they want. No wonder Braest implants are so popular. Please add more content.
Norman Doering on November 18, 2008:
Mighty Mom wrote:"Can you even remotely imagine men distorting themselves in this way?"
Yea! Have you seen what steriods do, and at a greater physical cost.
Hope Alexander (author) on October 24, 2008:
Hi guys :) Thanks for coming and checking out my hub Glad you enjoyed it :)
Susan Reid from Where Left is Right, CA on October 24, 2008:
Shadesbreath summed up the entire thing in his last line. "It's just tragic to think about." Can you even remotely imagine men distorting themselves in this way? *Shudders and locks her legs closed.*
Susan Keeping from Kitchener, Ontario on October 24, 2008:
And I followed Shades.
There is nothing remotely attractive about those women above...
Interesting hub :)
Shadesbreath from California on October 24, 2008:
I followed Christoph, who followed Gwendy, who followed Mighty Mom, who followed Dorsi. I'm with Christoph, this was painful to contemplate. I'm not numbered amongst the men who find mamaries so mammoth even marginally attractive, but I suppose there must be some. And sleeping must be tough. I mean, Gwendy, you wonder if they suffocate, but what if one of those bad boys rolled off sideways and smothered their husband instead? And sleeping on their sides? Well, I mean, if they roll over too close to the edge and one of them rolls off over the side, they wake up with a thump on the floor. It's just tragic to think about.
Christoph Reilly from St. Louis on October 24, 2008:
OK. I followed Mighty Mom who followed Dorsi. Some of those early comments were as funny as the hub. Of course, the hub was funny, but it also made me physically uncomfortable, like a story of a guy getting kicked in the groin. I had never heard of this procedure either. I wondered how they made them so big.
So I guess I could say, reading this story was like getting kicked in the groin. Or something. Thanks for the great hub.
gwendymom from Oklahoma on October 24, 2008:
I followe Mighty Mom, and I wondered the very same thing, They must have to sleep on their sides because on their backs they would get smothered and there is no way the can sleep on their stomachs. It's awful!!
Susan Reid from Where Left is Right, CA on October 24, 2008:
Hope, I saw that Dorsi had posted on here and followed her over. What a hoot(er)!! I must take exception to one thing you said. Breasts CAN and often DO continue to grow after the age of 20. When we lucky midlife gals approach menopause and basically have no natural purpose (read: breastfeeding or even attracting young, virile men for mating purposes, our boobies don't just sag. They grow AND sag. Mine went up 2 cups sizes and now require a hydraulic lift to keep off my navel.
Great hub. These women look like freaks. How do they sleep (not meaning they have no conscience for doing this to their bodies -- literally, how can they lie in bed???)
Dorsi Diaz from The San Francisco Bay Area on October 24, 2008:
I was looking at some of your hubs Hope and decided to check this one out. I have never heard of this procedure, and for the life of me, sex or not, I can't imagine why women would do this to themselves. It looks very PAINFUL and I'm sure it's not healthy pumping your body up with plastic. UHHHH!!!
lifedancer from California on May 12, 2008:
The humor is evident. These women must suffer from back pain. It just shows how sex sells. It's sad, but many women do pornography to support drug habits or families. It's that or work at Walmart.
TitoB on April 16, 2008:
If you are unable to understand if the boobs were naturally grown or implanted, then you didn't read the hub. Go back. Read it. It's informative and funny. I'd never heard of this procedure before now but somehow that some people would be willing to pump their tits up with a substance normally used in the manufacture of carpets sadly does not surprise me.
easegiri from Bangalore on March 22, 2008:
I am unable to understand whether this is naturally grown are implanted. If implanted why so big. Not attractive but very good collection, its imaginative and educative. Thumps Up.
Kathiroo Rajan from UAE on March 20, 2008:
How it is possible carry this weight . This is something lke football.
MOmmagus on March 19, 2008:
Too big for me!
tomche_tom from UK on March 15, 2008:
Great stuff dude
Hope Alexander (author) on February 02, 2008:
Yes elinor, it's easy to call things awful when you take them out of context. For example, if I'd written "Hitler was the greatest evil to walk the earth", I'd probably be seeing an outraged comment along the lines of' "Hitler was the greatest..." - what an awful thing to say ' from you now.
I find it's always helpful to read past the first four words of anything before commenting on it.
On the offchance that you were actually referring to the entire sentence that reads "Breasts are a very primitive means of recognizing a female." Then I am sorry, but they are. Breasts are a very primal symbol of femininity, and if you had read the article, you may have grasped that I wasn't making a negative comment on women or breasts, rather a commentary on a culture that supports the practice of deforming them with implants.
Then again I am sure it was more fun to read 4 words, become outraged and offended for no reason, and leave an ill considered comment. :)
elinorrigby9 on December 05, 2007:
" Breasts are a very primitive ... " - what an Awful thing to say
Hoodala from Mesa on October 24, 2007:
One other thing these girls have in common. They are all butt ugly. Funny hub! Nasty pictures!
Isabella Snow on October 14, 2007:
Ouch. And eeek.
Tim on September 25, 2007:
all i can say is that they look disgusting...and anyone who likes them as serious issues
hello3241*** on September 24, 2007:
nefuller on September 23, 2007:
That's disgusting! It doesn't even look good. A woman's breast weren't meant to be that big. Talk about a lack of self-esteem or self-confidence.
DeMarco on September 08, 2007:
Kkrazy12 on September 01, 2007:
That is jus not cute at all..........
Hope Alexander (author) on September 01, 2007:
It also displays a high pain tolerance, a depth of pocket, and a willingness to accept change... *wink*
hindu squats from Sth Brisbane on September 01, 2007:
It's a shame that people do this to their bodies. It displays a weakness of character.
Hope Alexander (author) on August 31, 2007:
Let's keep it respectful to the ladies, and anyone who posts comments directly to the models, as if they are reading this page and might possibly marry some guy who left his email with a poorly spelled and leering comment will be denied, and quite possibly smacked around if I can find you.
bichickforbichick on August 30, 2007:
wow i never see breast that big before. but wow they look nice.
nicole4life1 on August 30, 2007:
you boys are disgusting
Hope Alexander (author) on August 28, 2007:
Hm yes, it's a mystery as to why it's so hated. I am guessing it is either proponents of filling yourself full of plastic who object to the inferences that doing so to extreme measures is kind of retarded and shallow, or it's angry fundamentalist type people who torture themselves by looking at things they dissaprove of then condemning them. Either way it's pretty fun.
Jason Menayan from San Francisco on August 28, 2007:
I *love* this Hub (and as a gay man, not particularly drawn to breasts). I had no idea about polypropylene string implants, and your last few lines had me in stitches!
jill on July 28, 2007:
sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy
cool on July 17, 2007:
JB on July 16, 2007:
whatever happened to morganna the kissing bandit? is she still alive? were hers real?