Kenneth Avery is a Southern humorist with well over a thousand fans. The charm and wit in his writing span a nearly a decade.
Frankly, I am Very Old
old enough to never be drafted into Military Service. But still wise enough to know which looks the prettiest, a woman wearing a hat or just letting her hair down. I did not lie. This hub is very abbreviated, to-the-point. Nothing in it has an air of being poignant. Thought that people would like this one.
Sure, I like pretty women. What male doesn't? This makes us to be natural and able to make sentences. If that is classification enough, then I'm in. But the looming question of a woman in our ot of hat somehow mystifies most males. I can only answer that with 'fear' the great equalizer that causes the strong to become weak. I can respect that, but I would like for someone out there to prove to me which looks better, a pretty woman who wears a hat or not. Okay?
To be honest, I can inject that I have witnessed a woman who was wearing a hat in the middle of January, cold days, sharp winds able to cut a side of meat in halves, and she wore the hat with pride. And she had the sense to wear this humble overcoat. But she was wearing a designer purse and looked to be wearing designer shoes. This was the real Mystery Woman in the flesh.
Facts About Women Wearing Hats
1.) A pretty woman wearing a hat gives her that look of mystery and causes males to look at her more than a glance.
2.) Hats are the first step of being stylish. And both women and men like to be stylish. Women in hats more than men in hats. NOTE: in the 80's, there was a one-hit wonder by the group, "Men Without Hats," who scored big with the tune, "You Can Dance if You Want to," and this fact had little or nothing to do with men who do not wear hats.
3.) Wearing a big, stylish hat helps to shade a woman's pretty eyes.
4.) Wearing a big, stylish hat helps a pretty woman to keep her soft skin just that. Soft.
5.) Women who wear big, stylish hats just like to wear big, stylish hats.
Facts About Women Not Wearing Hats
1.) A nice-looking woman who doesn't wear a hat, can let her beauty be seen by everyone and does not keep anything hid.
2.) Hats (sometimes) do not help a woman to be mysterious. Some believe that she can be trusted.
3.) Women who do not wear a hat, if she is the organizing type, will appreciate the hat not having another thing to keep up with.
4.) Women with long, sexy hair who lets it fly in the summer winds is a woman of much attention.
5.) Most women do prefer a straw, summer hat as opposed to a hat made from cloth or another material.
December 6, 2020__________________________________________
I was feeling very peaceful, but harboring a comedy mindset when this was written. Sure, I admit it. This piece is not going to be in the top five vying for the Pulitzer Prize, but on the other hand, I didn't ask for it to. I am happy either way. (Kenneth.)
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Peggy Woods from Houston, Texas on December 07, 2020:
Anything to make you happy, Kenneth, is fine with me. Haha!
Umesh Chandra Bhatt from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India on December 06, 2020:
Interesting read. Thanks.