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101 Funny & Clever Fantasy Football Team Names: Part 3

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This is the third installment in a series of articles devoted to funny, clever, and witty fantasy football team names. Updated for the 2014 season. Please be sure to check out Part 1 and Part 2 of the series.

Do The Cam Thing

Tribute to Cam Newton, QB, Carolina Panthers

Tribute to Cam Newton, QB, Carolina Panthers

1. Vonta's Inferno

2. U Canty Handle This

3. Bunch of Mularkey

4. Breaston Specialist

5. Weeden Brownies

6. Suh Suh Suhdio

7. Off Their Rackers

8. Save it for Prater

9. Dont'a Stop Believin'

10. Something's Ngata Give

11. Roethlisberger in Paradise

12. Feelin' Stronger Devery Day

13. Cedric Benson & Hedges

14. The Brady Bunch

15. You Can Eli on the Old Man's Money

16. Shake Yuh Cam Cam

17. How To Roll A Blount

18. Reed My Lips

19. The Leach Boys

20. Snelling New York

21. Hightower Heist

22. Lavonte Sanford

23. Big Maclin and Fries

24. (McKnight Time Is) The Right Time

25. Easy Dez It

You Canty Handle This

Tribute to Chris Canty, DT, New York Giants

Tribute to Chris Canty, DT, New York Giants

Dont'a Stop Believin'

Tribute to Dont'a Hightower, LB, New England Patriots

Tribute to Dont'a Hightower, LB, New England Patriots

26. Lardarius Ass

27. Salt 'n Peprah

28. Rolle 'Em Phat

29. Dressen Up

30. All Folk'd Up

31. Leach and Chong

32. Succop to your Boss

33. We Canty Be Stopped

34. Colliefornication

35. (Baby Wants to) Tamme Me

36. Peaceful Breesy Feeling

37. Lil' Reggie Wayne

38. Beanie Babies

39. Cross-Tie Welker

40. Shell Shockey

41. Spiller the Wine

42. Dont'a Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)

43. Lord Have Percy

44. BJ Raji and the Bear

45. Big Foote

46. You Sheard Me

47. DeMaco It Rain

48. Canty You See

49. Little Doucet Coupe

50. Collie Trippin'

Suh What

Tribute to Ndamukong Suh, DT, Detroit Lions

Tribute to Ndamukong Suh, DT, Detroit Lions

51. (Witten on) The Dock of the Bay

52. The Brady Law

53. Biz Marques

54. Sign o' the Tynes

55. I Ngata Know

56. Get on the Good Foote

57. All Day, All McKnight

58. Sudden Gift of Tate

59. I Cam to Bring the Pain

60. How Many More Tynes?

61. Chicago Beers

62. Breaston Reduction

63. Coples Retreat

64. Do the Cam Thing

65. You Canty Always Get What You Wanty

66. The Tynes They Are A-Changin'

67. Sooner or Prater

68. Percy Percy Me (The Ecology)

69. Freeman Fallin'

70. Blount Cruisin'

71. You're No Goodson

72. Doing the Tebow

73. Frank Gore-a-phobia

74. Ma & Pa Weddle

75. Ranch Dreesen

Eddie Royal With Cheese

Tribute to Eddie Royal, WR, San Diego Chargers

Tribute to Eddie Royal, WR, San Diego Chargers

Vonta's Inferno

Tribute to Vonta Leach, FB, Baltimore Ravens

Tribute to Vonta Leach, FB, Baltimore Ravens

76. Retained Austin-ite

77. Going to Colliefornia

78. Brodney Dangerfield

79. The Way We Rolle

80. Look Over Ponder

81. Helu or Highwater

82. All in Addai

83. Sproles of the Damned

84. Worry About It Prater

85. Expect No Percy

86. We Run The McKnight

87. Breaston Implants

88. Dont'a Let Me Down

89. U Canty Touch This

90. The Goldson Rule

91. The New York Tynes

92. Marshawn Brady

93. Sometimes Wes is More

94. Freeman at Last

95. The Beason in Me

96. Electric Shockey

97. Goodson & Plenty

98. Blount Time

99. Spagnuolo and Meatballs

100. Back in Blackmon

101. Helu McFly

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Comments

theframjak (author) from East Coast on August 30, 2014:

Mike, thanks for reading and for the names. The Zach Hertz name is pretty awesome. I wish I had thought of it.

Mike on August 29, 2014:

Team last year was "Got Weeden My Pocket".

This year, rollin' with "My Ball Zach Ertz"

Colton, Oklahoma on June 22, 2014:

I think i'm going with Luck the police this year

theframjak (author) from East Coast on August 05, 2012:

Thanks for reading howlermunkey. It's somewhat of a hobby for me now to come up with new team names. I'm glad you found some you liked.

Jeff Boettner from Tampa, FL on August 04, 2012:

wow, how did you come up with all of these? I usually play under "howlermunkey", but I spotted like a dozen I may use now. Awesome, Thanks!

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