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101 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names


Your fantasy football team name is perhaps the second most important part of dominating your fantasy football league. The first being drafting a player that you can use to name your fantasy football team. Your fantasy football team name should be based on one of the following:

  1. One of the players on your team
  2. An inside joke between you and your league mates
  3. Your favorite NFL team
  4. Your previous fantasy football team name

Your team name really depends on the league that you play in. If you are like many fantasy football players, you play in multiple leagues. Some of your leagues may call for you to name your team based on an inside joke or a nickname between you and your friends. Public leagues or leagues where you do not know your opponents may call for a name based on your favorite NFL team or based on a player on your roster.


101 Fantasy Football Team Names

Here is a list of 101 team names based on NFL teams or players. You will have to be creative when it comes to naming your team after a joke or your fantasy history, but this list should help you sound funny and witty to your league mates. Good luck topping mine for 2011...Puppy Dog Eyes.

  1. Fig Newtons
  2. Texas Chainsaw Massaquoi
  3. Like Whitehurst on Rice
  4. Gym, Manning, Landry
  5. Ride It Til The Wheels Farve Off
  6. Dez Dispenser
  7. Britt Off More Than He Could Chew
  8. Cleaning Out My Clausen
  9. The Bradshawshank Redemption
  10. Melts in Your Mouth, Not In Your Manningham

11. I Was Only Keading
12. Curious Case of Benjamin Watson
13. Anakin Simms-Walker
14. No Suh For You
15. Tiny Tim Tebow
16. Dezter's Laboratory
17. I Call it my Peyton Manthing
18. Make it Torain
19. The Floyd Gates are open, here comes the Rivers
20. A Double Dwayne Bowe!
21. Stuart Scott's Glass Eye
22. Teddy Ginn and Juice
23. Ray Rice-a-Roni
24. Plax On, Plax Off
25. Penny for a Henne
26. Helu Kitty
27. Plaxidental Shooting
28. Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
29. Pryor Convictions
30. Skittles... Taste Dwayne Bowe
31. Say Helu to my Little friend
32. Foster...Australian For Championship
33. Ocho Sinkhole
34. You Schaub It
35. Blount Cutlery
36. Colts Addai Without Manning
37. Aromashodu, Aromashdon't
38. Cam Burglar
39. OMG They Killed Kenny Britt
40. Patience, Don't Forsett
41. Mystic Rivers
42. Sponsored by Matty Ice
43. Alex Smith Happens
44. Forte Year Old Virgin
45. Stafford Infection
46. Ndamu-King Kong
47. Armed Rodgery
48. That's Gross-Man
49. Ocho NoShow
50. She's a Britt...House
51. Romo Must Die
52. Dirt Off Your Tolbert
53. 99 Problems but a Vick Ain't One
54. The Wreck of the Larry Fitzgerald
55. Ingram Toenails
56. The Jolly Rodgers
57. Sir Isaac Cam Newton
58. Orton Hears a Boo
59. Brees Through The Competition
60. Grilled Brees Sandwich
61. Helu-cinations
62. I Hate Torain on Your Parade
63. Drew Blood
64. Cam You Dig It?!
65. The Real McCoys
66. Vick, Jamaal, Britt, Bowe & Collie - falalala la la la la
67. Welker Skelter
68. Scoreless in Seattle
69. Peeping Tomlinson
70. Teach Me How to Flutie
71. Of Rice and Mendenhall
72. Jahvid-eo Killed the Radio Star
73. Sam-ford & Sons
74. The Con-Vicks
75. Corn on the Cobb
76. Eli - The Other White Manning
77. White Cassel
78. McGahee and Me
79. Tebow's Before Hoes
80. Our Brady is Hotter than your Brady
81. Gran Moreno
82. Elway, Jose
83. No Punt Intended
84. Farve From Retiring
85. Berrian the Hatchet
86. My Jim Schwartz Are Dirty
87. Preseason Champs
88. Gourmet Scheffler
89. On Like Ndamukong
90. Shaun of the Hill
91. I Love Witten, No Romo
92. The Playbook of Eli
93. Kibbles and Vicks
94. Rex and the City
95. Vince Young and the Restless
96. FeBrees
97. Tootsie Sproles
98. Matt Ryan's Belt
99. A Partridge in a Crabtree
100. Rated R for Gore
101. I am Serious, and Don't Call Me Shipley


Missy on October 17, 2015:

Where did the fantasy name- does Mott Farte come from? Meaning?

Bobby on August 31, 2015:

Arian race

Lick my Tate

Ninja on April 26, 2015:

Turn down for Watt

Johne848 on November 20, 2014:

Keep working ,impressive job! gbfbedefefgc

anthony on July 15, 2013:

Why does your Percy Hurt?

Brandon on December 21, 2012:

Ndamukong Suh-plex

Roddy White and the Seven Dwarfs

Touchdown Syndrome

Brandon fireMarshall

Crabtree Cakes

San Francisco Treat

Sidney Rice A Roni

Sproles Tide

Dezmanian Devils

Richard Shermanator

Marshawn Lynch Mob

Buffalo Bill Me Later

Stevan Ridleys Believe it or Not

Carson Palmer Your Hand

Are you Leshoure about that

Jersey Leshoure

4th down and Cecil Shorts

Jack Conway from Chicago on November 15, 2012:

A few good ones in my league: 50 Shades of Jay (Cutler), Forte Loco, Hesterectomy. Needless to say, we're all from Chicago.

Kara :) on November 13, 2012:

Chung like a horse

Tim on September 24, 2012:

Tightest Percy in Town

steve on September 14, 2012:

call me maybin

Doogie on September 13, 2012:

Bellichick, Lies & Videotape

justin on September 13, 2012:

Blackmon Turner overdrive

John on September 12, 2012:

Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense:

Too soon!

Mike on September 05, 2012:

All the Gould in Forte Knox

CW on September 04, 2012:

Steve McNair's Shotgun Offense

Td's n' Beer on September 03, 2012:

T...T...T...T...Tebow and the Jets

Calvin and the Chipmonks

Percy Whipped

50 Shades of Heyward-Bey


My TD's are real...and they're spectacular

Drafting Under the Influence

It's not easy being AJ Green

Geno Atkins diet

The Dalton Gang

mayo on September 02, 2012:

Royale with Brees

jim on September 02, 2012:

forte yard dash

forgetting brandon marshall

isaac on September 01, 2012:

easy breesy beautiful

Unknown on August 29, 2012:

Mash PoTATEoes

Blair on August 27, 2012:

I got a Woodley

Derek on August 26, 2012:

Vick In a Box

Joe on August 25, 2012:

Don't Mesko with the Zoltan

Joe on August 21, 2012:

Call Me Maybin. Another one I saw on hundreds of names updated daily

Dan on August 19, 2012:

Here's my number so call me Brady

craig on August 18, 2012:

Rodgers That

Fred on August 17, 2012:


Josh on August 16, 2012:

Ben roethlisrapers

ZB on August 15, 2012:

Isaiah Pead on a Bush

Lou on August 15, 2012:

teach me how to dougie martin

tylerharrell on August 14, 2012:

Arian Foster the People

ryan on August 08, 2012:

4th down syndrome

touchdown your pants

victorious secret

Josh on August 08, 2012:

Teboeing 747

josh on August 01, 2012:

Mike Ditka in a box

nick on July 27, 2012:

Breaston plants

MartyMart on July 22, 2012:

Drinking Forte's till Adai

doug on June 27, 2012:

plays, trades and audibles

Joe on May 10, 2012:

this list is hilarious. check out more names by category and rank at

Bob on December 04, 2011:

Kevev on the kolb

Casey on November 23, 2011:

Fostet than you

JSC on November 17, 2011:

Cam-eras Ready, Prepare to Flash

hag on November 15, 2011:

Somewear Over Dywane Boe

jgfjgfj on October 13, 2011:

ahh i should have got a falcon

chris on September 20, 2011:

stabbing marshall or matty icecream sundae

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