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You Say Barbara, I Say Catherine, Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

Kenneth Avery is a Southern humorist with well over a thousand fans. The charm and wit in his writing span a nearly a decade.

Barbara Bach and Ringo Starr.

Barbara Bach and Ringo Starr.

Barbara Bach is an American actress and model, who is best known for her role as Bond girl, “Anya Amasova,” in the 1977 James Bond film, The Spy Who Loved Me. Bach was born in New York in August 1947 in the Queens neighborhood of Rosedale. The now 74 year-old was one of two daughters born to a police office.

Catherine Bach is an American actress. She is known for playing “Daisy Duke” in the CBS television series, The Dukes of Hazard and Margo Dutton in The Young and The Restless In 2012, she joined the cast of the CBSsoap drama, The Young and the Restless as Anita Lawson. Of the two shows, Catherine Bach made each role interesting and some times, very humorous.

At this turn, instead of using the words coming from my imagination and then to my fingertips, I have, as I hope that you will see, two video presentations from Barb and Catherine and this can help you appreciate the two of them.

"Daisy Duke," the star of Dukes of Hazzard.

"Daisy Duke," the star of Dukes of Hazzard.

About escorting Barbara and Catherine. Escorting may be improper to use as a label to these girls. I will say, about taking the two on a dinner date---but only one at a time. I would enjoy Catherine Back a lot. Her electric personality and flashy eyelids, well, I know that in her presence I would lose my appetite. This would take a very charming girl to do that. But Catherine gets my vote for a dinner date. No bash meant toward Barbara.

Now about the conversations with Barbara and Catherine. On this one, both girls are equally and I do mean that. Both girls have great I.Q. numbers, so a lull in the conversations will not be felt. I do like Barbara’s English accent and Catherine would definitely have the edge with her mock southern delivery. Confession: I love how southern girls talk.

Barbara Bach is an Aries, while Catherine Bach is a Pisces. I should not be penalized for voting for Catherine because my wife (of 46 years) is a Pisces and a Pisces is one of the most-loyal people on earth. The same can be said about Barbara Bach, for she has been the companion of former Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr. And if she has endured Starr and all of the things that he was arrested for in years ago, then Barbara and Catherine can come over the finish line together. A proverbial tie.

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My last question is what about those shorty-shorts worn by Catherine Back during her career on “Dukes of Hazard,” when she waited on tables at the “Boar’s Nest,” well, she has marvelous legs and frame as well, but I have not viewed Barbara Bach in shorty-shorts. So in my estimation, Catherine Back can go to dinner with me.

My very last question is: just what if Barbara and Catherine were to change places? How would Barbara look in “Daisy Duke’s” shorty shorts? I’d say fantastic. Even at 74, she has nice legs, so no sell. As for Catherine to be with Ringo? Again, no worries. Catherine would love to help Ringo such a lively and wealthy lifestyle.

No bash toward Barb and Ringo. Or Catherine.

P.S.: Hey, Ringo! May I borrow a few bucks to pay for the dinner that Catherine Bach and I will enjoy????

Barbara Bach, AKA, "Daisy Duke."

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