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What To Do If Your Neighbours Are Bogans

There is nothing worse than that sinking feeling you get when you realise bogans have moved in next door. They won’t shut up, clean up or leave you alone.

But there are a few things you can do to make your life easier (and theirs harder) without resorting to setting their house alight or hiring a gang of bikies to deal with them.

Sorting out issues with bogans can involve a minefield of disturbance if you follow the usual protocol of talking to them or interacting with them in any other way but anonymously. Your presence is best unnoticed by them for your own peace of mind.

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A bogan infestation is the last thing you want in your neighbourhood.

A bogan infestation is the last thing you want in your neighbourhood.

What Is A Bogan?

A bogan is a person with a lack of manners, respect and education. The word "bogan" is derogatory Australian slang - in the USA, bogans are like hillbillies.

Bogans are usually low grade socio economic people who are lazy, unsophisticated idiots.

They aren't interested in improving themselves and can be irritating nuisance neighbours. Some people think they should be transported to the local tip so they can live their lives in surroundings that are more appropriate to their needs.

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What you'll see if you look over the fence.

What you'll see if you look over the fence.

Bogans like to live in a landfill environment.

Bogans like to live in a landfill environment.

Small rubbish pile in a bogan backyard.

Small rubbish pile in a bogan backyard.

An example of the typical bogan caravan.

An example of the typical bogan caravan.

Are Your Neighbours Bogans?

Here are a few of the telltale signs:

  • There is an old caravan/tent/shipping container or other structure in their backyard and someone appears to be living in it.
  • You hear loud domestic arguments involving yelling and screaming.
  • There is a lot of rubbish and/or hoarding of junk, and the place could be more accurately defined as a settlement instead of a house.
  • They like to own big hairy yapping or barking dogs, which either keep you awake at nights from the noise or escape the settlement and terrorise the neighbourhood regularly.
  • They may have crying babies who never seem to stop crying. They also have a huge collection of decrepit prams.
  • They may have screaming children who kick fences, stay up very late or like to spy on you and who seem to play on disgusting, broken down play equipment.
  • They have moody teenagers with noisy cars that never move off the lawn. Or they’re into motorbikes that they like to run at 1am.
  • You can hear them constantly throwing tinnies and spirit bottles into their bins.
  • They love to hold loud parties and BBQs late at night, which involve lots of yelling, shouting, loud music, dogs barking, bonfires, motorbikes and more tinnies being thrown into bins.
  • Bogans provide the right conditions for breeding plagues of vermin, which start invading your property after a few months.
  • If they mow the lawn, it isn't very often.
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Some bogans are just plain disgusting.

Some bogans are just plain disgusting.

Over the years, a half-finished construction project can turn into an enormous mess.

Over the years, a half-finished construction project can turn into an enormous mess.

Bogans just can't seem to finish things.

Bogans just can't seem to finish things.

The Bogan Personality

Bogans think they are poverty stricken, and they ARE, because they spend all their money on cigarettes, alcohol, fast food, loud parties, keeping large dogs and building half finished renovation structures.

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They often have big construction and renovation plans that never get completed, and these are allowed to remain in an untidy heap or half finished (usually without council approval) as an eyesore to remind them that they’ll get round to finishing it one day. That day will never come.

Bogans always seem to be having a rough life and the reason for this is their disorganisation. You can be sure that if their house or yard is a mess that they are also dealing with overdue bills, accidents that could’ve been avoided, intermittent employment issues, parking and speeding fines, unwanted pregnancies, drug problems, domestic violence and so on. In other words, all the things you don’t want in your life.

These people have a chip on their shoulder and are fiercely protective of their beliefs, particularly if they are unreasonable or ridiculous beliefs that they’ve hung on to for far too many years.

Anyone who interrupts their daydreams or questions their lifestyle can expect an over-the-top retribution, which may range from graffiti and damage to your property, to poisoned pets, violence threatened against you and rubbish thrown over your fence.

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Would you want to have a nice, neighbourly chat with these people?

Would you want to have a nice, neighbourly chat with these people?

What Councils Recommend

When you phone your local council to complain about the barking dogs/the mess/the illegal structures/the noise etc, your council will probably advise you to go and have a little chat with these people, in a friendly, neighbourly type of way.

What the council doesn’t understand is that these people are angry and unreasonable idiots, usually with mental problems and that their first reaction is to get angry and retaliate, should anyone try to talk to them.

The council assumes that they will listen and reason with you, which is a big mistake. They won’t. Otherwise they would have paid attention to the hundreds of other people before you, who have no doubt also tried to assist them in seeing the error of their ways.

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If you stay out of their way, you won't have to worry about angry bogans attacking you.

If you stay out of their way, you won't have to worry about angry bogans attacking you.