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How to Get Revenge


Reasons to Get Revenge

The list of reasons why you might want to get revenge are endless, but if you are reading this I am guessing that either you are simply curious as to the content of this article, or you already have a person, people or company in mind that you feel have damaged you in some way and deserve punishing.

Some of the main reasons you may wish to get revenge are as follows:

1) A Husband, Wife, Boyfriend or Girlfriend has been unfaithful to you.

2) An ex-partner has told lies about you to others, inferring you were the cause of all problems in the former relationship, whilst they were simply the victims.

3) Your neighbours are noisy, rude or inconsiderate towards you.

4) A fellow employee is "bitching" about you behind your back, or generally making your working life day to day unbearable.

5) Your employer has found a way to dismiss you , which although unfair, has made it unlikely you will be successful in any case against their company.

Whichever category your revenge need falls into, most of the following top tips can be used to give you a great sense of satisfaction, and a feeling that justice has finally been done, or at least you feel much better about the situation, especially knowing that some of your frustrations have been vented, and wrongs put right.

Revenge Top Tips

1) Assuming you know the vehicle your "target" drives, then using a suitable implement, or rubber gloves, get a generous handful of dog poo and squidge it firmly under the door handles of the vehicle. I shall leave it to your imagination what happens when they next go to use the car, Yuk!

2) Similar to number 1, using dog poo again, force a generous amount into the air vents at the top of the bonnet. This will merrily waft through the interior of the vehicle next time the heaters or fans are switched on.

3) Block the exhaust pipe of their vehicle with a large potato. This is an old trick, and will prevent the vehicle starting. You would be amazed how long it takes for most people to realise why their vehicle will not start up though, and by the time they do they have often already called out a mechanic before the cause of their problem came to light.

4) Wait until the target goes away on holiday, then put a load of water through their letter box using a plastic bottle, watering can etc. Follow this with a generous few handfuls of fast growing grass seed and await their return!!!

5) Fill in every coupon, online form etc you can find that is likely to result in junk mail. Use their name and address for delivery. If you do this correctly they will have piles and piles of junk mail arriving on a daily basis virtually forever. If you are really vindictive, and you know your target is a married man, then you can also ensure that as many lingerie, "seedy" and gay magazine type catalogues are included in the mailings sent to them. Look in the back of national papers for adverts that will give you ideas, and who will allow you to sign up for free catalogues.

6) Another old idea, but if you do have access to a key to their home whilst they are away on holiday, then try dialling the Australian speaking clock from their phone and simply leaving the phone off the hook until they return from their holiday.

7) Try to obtain a picture of your target, and create an advert that you can place on notice boards and in phone boxes advertising their dubious "services", and including their telephone number.

8) Write a hub article that states exactly what this person, company, etc did to you, but only use their first names. If you include your picture, actual first names of people who were involved etc, you are unlikely to be in a position to be prosecuted for libel, (especially if you can back up the facts with evidence or witness statements), but anyone who knows you, the company or the first names involved, will quickly work out exactly who the feature refers to, and your side of events is there for the whole Internet to read.

9) Scatter bird seed all over their vehicle in the middle of the night, so that by the time they wake up the car has had so many feathered visitors that it is literally covered in bird S**t from boot to bonnet.

10) Phone up loan companies using the target's name and phone number. Many of these loan companies, or brokers for loan companies, are virtually impossible to get rid of and will keep phoning them for many months afterwards even when told multiple times that a loan is not required.

11) If you have a key to the target's home then try turning up their heating to maximum and then putting superglue on the switch. This is especially effective in midsummer.

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12) Placing a handful of pebbles within the wheel trims of a car will cause significant damage when the car is driven.

13) Obtain a free sample of hair shampoo or conditioner by approaching a company online. Carefully empty the majority of the product from the bottle and replace with hair removal cream. Using a scan of the manufacturers letter headed paper (erasing the text), type a new letter offering this sample to your target and suggesting that for best effect they leave the product on for at least ten to fifteen minutes. The results will be very satisfying.

14) Send your ex a picture of you looking extremely happy with your new partner, nothing will bug them more!

15) Get a roll of cling film and surround their car in it so the doors won't open.

16) Wait until your boss is due to host a slide presentation in front of clients, and try to smuggle a pornographic slide into the mix. Just be very careful that there is no way it can be proved you were behind this, or you could find it very hard to secure future employment.

17) Spread rumours that your ex was terrible in bed, and that this is why the relationship really ended.

18) Call the target's place of work and tell them that you are their specialist, and that you need to speak to the target asap regarding a possible infection risk to the public.

19) Flood their email accounts with SPAM mail.

20) A brilliant but really cruel idea to inflict on an unfaithful partner.

With thanks to "h2o Polo Player" at

I found out that my soon to be ex wife had been havin lunch time sex with a mutual "friend"...after she left for work, I boiled water and reduced most of a tube of Sex Lube in to the sink. I mixed the remainder with Epoxy and Cayenne pepper and put it back in the bedside drawer.

Two days later I got a frantic call from a neighbor that an ambulance was at our house and they could hear some one screaming in panic...yep.

It took several hours of flushing with and cleaning with solvents and saline to unstick and clear everything up. I am told that there was a lot of raw skin and welts with a few blisters involved also. His wife threw all his stuff out of the house on to the front lawn and my soon to be ex spouse took a leave of absence because of embarrassment...that was three years ago and I still laugh about it all the time.

The statute of limitations just ran out on any charges that could have been filed...

totally awesome!


So basically your only restrictions are your imagination and the risks of getting caught. Be careful that what you do is not so illegal that you are likely to cause any major Police investigations, as often the best revenge tactics are the simplest.

Some people will say "move on, enjoy your life, that is the best revenge", but I am afraid for many of us that simply isn't enough, and we will carry that anger around with us until the end of our days unless we feel the person or people who caused us this pain have been punished. Trust your instincts, and don't do anything that will cause you to end up in jail, (nothing is worth losing your own freedom for).

There is no doubt that you will feel much better when you see the causes of your anguish experiencing major anguish of their own!

Mistyhorizon's Other Revenge Article


Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on July 28, 2013:

Lol, now that is a great tip Grody Palmer, I must email those links to my sister who had a problem with a bad ebay seller recently who never refunded her, and it as too late to get the 'resolution centre' involved. Thanks

Grody Palmer on July 28, 2013:

I see lots of good suggestions in the article and in the comments. Thank you Misty!

Here's another possibility for you. If you can get their email address, you can put it in at This will sign them up for hundreds of spam emails that won't ever stop.

You could can even put their name in as Poop Violators and then the junk emails would be addressed to them like that! is free and it only takes about 5 minutes to sign them up!

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 24, 2013:

Sorry I couldn't allow your comment HowToGetRevenge, but not only did it contain a link, but it also linked to site that was still 'under construction' so there was no purpose in someone following the link. If you want to comment again without the link I will allow it. Thanks.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on January 26, 2013:

Thanks Alex, although I guess it depends on exactly what the person has done to you first as to if a lawyer is the answer (plus financial constraints can be an issue for most people).

alex on January 26, 2013:

You can get revenge by getting lawyers involved on

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on November 13, 2012:

Hi Lisa, thanks for reading the other article, you are right, we sure do 'know how to pick them' lol.

Thumb tacks on seats (ouch) nice simple prank though :)

All well here thanks, hope all is well with you too.


Lisa 1414 on November 13, 2012:

Hey misty, sorry i took a while to get back to you, i read the article and can only say wow, we know how to pick them dont we!!

Im in a bit of a pranking mood this week, might be leaving a few thumb tacks on seats for a giggle!

Hope all is well misty!


Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 21, 2012:

Where there's a will there's a way Stina ;) There are also a load more suggestions in the comments therefore I am sure you can find something suitable. Good Luck, and glad you like the site :)

Stina on October 20, 2012:

I'm loving this site! I wish it was easy to do these things to the two females that have made my life hell but infortunately it's really hard to do things here in Australia without gettign caught

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on October 18, 2012:

lol, so true Deb :)

Deb4FlatTires from Tennessee on October 18, 2012:

Halloween is coming soon. Is everybody ready to perform some revenge pranks? tehehehehehe

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on September 01, 2012:

LOL, I most certainly do 'get your drift' Lisa, a very good way to wind up any bloke.

Re- my nasty ex. Well I wish I could say I totally got my own back on him, but he was so incredibly nasty and dangerous that it was really difficult to. He lied constantly, and he was very believable, so many other people believed him when he tried to say I was the liar, I was a psychopath, I was mental etc etc. In the end we split up of course, but not before he had tried to strangle our dog, had stabbed a mutual male friend in the gut (through no fault of the friends) and hit me on several occasions (and that is just the tip of the iceberg). Anyway the closest I could get to revenge in his case was to tell people about the events that happened, and I still do to this day because we live on an island, and I know the gossip spreads fast here and more people will know and will tell other people etc. I wrote a long article about the whole way the relationship started, developed and ended if you are interested. The link to it is:

Lisa 1414 on September 01, 2012:

Haha, Good on you misty, I hope you got your own back on him there!!

Speaking of douche bag exes, we have all had them i'm sure.

Looking through your list, I can honestly say i've done number 17 on a lot of occasions haha.

One of my exes in particurlar, whenever he walks past my friends now, they all wiggle their little fingers at him, haha, if you catch my drift! LOL xx

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on August 30, 2012:

Hi Lisa, another great story. It reminded me of a time one of my exes had the cheek to lock me out of our bedroom when we lived in Tenerife. I simply got a kitchen knife and opened the lock manually. Even he was somewhat impressed I got around his idea to keep me out of the room, (we had been through a nasty row, and truly he was a nasty piece of work).

Look forward to seeing you here again soon :)

Lisa 1414 on August 30, 2012:

Haha, thank you misty, it was fun, he was feeling this for a while. I'm sure you must have gotten chili on your fingers or hands when cutting them now and then, imagine it down there!!! LOL.

It's gonna be one I use to any future husband/boyfriend that does me wrong.

I also noticed in one of your previous comments that you are a fan of locking your husband out of the house.

This reminds me of something simalar my mum did to my dad a while ago when I was younger, which was pretty funny.

One thing my dad used to do that really annoyed me and my mother was he would always get up far too early and make a hell of alot of noise, when I say early I mean like 5:30am, even on his days off.

He would always get up and comlain about something and wake us both up more often than not.

One day when he did it, my mum had had enough, and when he went into the bathroom, while he was showering, my mum unscrewed the handle on the outside of the door so that he couldn't open it (the main lock thing that you have to turn the handle to open kept it shut)

After she done that my mum and I went shopping and left my dad locked in the bathroom all day LOL.

It was pretty funny because as we where shopping we kept giggling to ourselves picturing our dad stuck in the bathroom.

The good thing was, that when we eventually let him out, because our bathroom handle was faulty my mum pretended it had just fallen off, haha.

Ive had fun with this one since that moment, its a good way to lock someone in a bathroom as there is not a lock on the other side.

Locking people in (or out) of places is a great form of revenge I think, as you have all the control of when to let them out. Also great for when someone is annoying you and you want a bit of peace and quiet.

Obviously they are irate when you let them out, but that moment in between when you lock them in is priceless haha.

I blame my mother for starting me off on the whole revenge/prank war path, but I'm glad she did.

I will keep popping back here for more funny revenge stories, keep up the good work misty!! xx

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on August 30, 2012:

Hi Lisa 1414, what a fabulous revenge, I really like it and have made a mental note of it for future sharing and use (if necessary). A great story too, made me laugh out loud. Glad you stayed strong and threw him out too, well done :)

Lisa 1414 on August 30, 2012:

Haha, this whole article is awesome. Some of the comments in here have made me laugh.

Hmmm, the best revenge I can think of that I have done, was finding out that my b/f cheated on me. Instead of going bazerk i kept calm and acted like I hadent found out (Even though I was so angry I could have kicked him in the nuts) I instead got a chili out the fridge, and went into his underwear draw, and cut open the chili (wearing gloves) and rubbed the chili on the inside of his underpants.

One morning when he went for work, i knew he had put them on, about 20 minutes later I heard his car come SCREECHING up the drive way, he dived out bolted up the stairs and dived into the shower. All I could hear was "ooooo ahhhh owwww!" with the shower on full blast. If only he knew milk calms a chili burn, he was in the shower for a good while, his privates must have been on fire! haha.

I let him know a few days after and duly kicked him out, but dang that revenge felt good! I think i put his man parts out of action for a good while after that, haha.

sg on August 29, 2012:

Leave empty condom and rolling paper packs around their driveway. They'll suspect each other

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on August 07, 2012:

@ Joy P, you are wasting your time posting your spam links for spell casters here as I won't allow them, and as all comments have to approved by me before they can be seen by anyone else, you and I are the only ones seeing them, and I am deleting them as fast as they arrive no matter what name you decide to put on each comment. Basically what I am saying is P*** off!

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on July 24, 2012:

Thanks for commenting Laura. You make some very good points :)

Laura Deibel from Aurora, CO on July 24, 2012:

If the "offense" seems serious, there is no law against having visions of revenge in your head, but certainly consequences for some actions legally or in ust plain regret.

Time puts perspective into a matter that is serious. What did I miss before in other party's injurious action to me? What have I learned?

angry sibling on July 13, 2012:

i took aprt a multi-use phone charger and stripped it down to the plag portion. then i stuck the two prongs in my sisters socket and cut the power to her room for 2nights and it was hilarious

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on June 16, 2012:

Actually I can imagine that would work, simple but effective. Thanks for the idea daddyo :)

daddyo on June 16, 2012:

have opposite sex of your ex's keep phoning and asking for them or hanging up after mumbling their name

Reaper-17 on April 16, 2012:

Jesse you have just attracted the attention of Khorne at least I think so because your really angry. I mean volcanic anger enough to even match Primarch Angron @@ jerky exploiting employers @@

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on April 16, 2012:

Wow Jesse, all I can say is I can understand why you are so angry, they really have treated you very badly and I can see why you want justice done. I really hope they get everything they deserve however it happens. I also hope things get better for you soon and you get a better paying job where you are happier and under less financial stress.

Good Luck

Jesse on April 15, 2012:

Very nice article. I 100% agree that the "Just let it go and move on with your life" is something that people can only say if they are giving someone else advice and trying to calm them down. However, if they were in the other person's shoes, they'd probably be just as pi$$ed...depending on the situation.

There is such a thing as "RIGHTEOUS ANGER." If you've heard that something extremely bad happened to a great person, and it was totally out of their control, you are not a horrible person to be angry at the person who committed the offense. WE ALL HAVE FREE WILL...and if people are going to use their's to hurt others, well then screw them...they deserve to have life made harder for them.

I won't go into too many details bc it's too long...but a company, I used to work for...for almost 2 years...totally treated me like crap, just so they could 1) Give the boss's friend his old job back, the job he bid off of to go to another job in the plant and 2) They needed to lay someone off. So they threatened to fire me if I didn't resign from my machine operating job. The union worked something out with the company that I could have the next open job. Well, I had just bought a house ( I was 21) and needed to keep paying for the thing, so I went along with it. Well anyway, supervisors went out of there way to follow me around while working and be mean to me, WHILE I DID MY JOB FULLY. I'd like to add, I floated around a bit until something came up in the plant, and there were a lot of people who'd get other people to do their jobs...BUT THEY DIDN'T GET YELLED AT!!! So anyway, I was fired and had been written up for too many frivelous (I can't think of how to spell it) things to fight...I just would have been written up again, for something stupid had I got the job back.

Also, if I would have fought for my job back, I would have had NO INCOME coming into my house for a couple of weeks or months, and my girlfriend JUST lost her job. So yeah, I was tired off it all and went to the hearing and heard, "I wasn't there type of worker...blah, blah, blah."

They also dodged the question 3 times when asked by my union rep if they'd ok me for unemployment. So I had to shake their hands when I felt like grabbing some throats (IM A BIG MAN), putting some heads up against walls, and telling my supervisors and the company president, "Who the f*** do you think you are to have treated me this way???!? You are SO lucky there are laws against assault!!!"

Well anyway, they TRIED TO DENY ME UNEMPLOYMENT, but I won. I won't lie, I was ready to go down to that plant, and start kicking some A$$ when I sat at home for a little over a month with NO INCOME coming into the home because of them.

But anyway, that was a couple of years ago...and I haven't been able to find a decent paying full time job since! Sure, I work part time jobs that pay okay, but have stupid hours and sometimes I just barely make 40 hrs. a week with 2 jobs. But had this been 2007, when I started working for the crap hole, I would have been able to find plenty of places that may not have treated me like a human scab. This has put strain on my relationship with my girlfriend because sometimes money is tight and I worry about being able to pay for everything...and I just haven't been as happy as I used to be because of being so worried about surviving... again, all due to some very horrible people I used to work for.

The best part is my one friend said the same supervisors asked how I was doing and one even said he felt sorry for me because I tried my hardest, but it just wasn't good enough...that's also the guy who gave his friend my job, and he also got his BEST FRIEND and 1 other guy fired long ago because he denied calling sex lines while at work with them...HE DID. WHAT A GREAT HUMAN BEING! HE TOTAL CONTRIBUTES A LOT TO THE WHOLE OF HUMANITY! NOT!!!

So this is a couple of weeks ago, my unemployment ended at the beginning of this year, I READ THEY CAN DENY YOU UNEMPLOYMENT IF YOU MESS WITH YOUR OLD EMPLOYER, I visited GOOGLE MAPS and left a review of the company...OH, and I told my story and what they did to me. I used first names, didn't swear or make death threats. I just finished with saying God will bring things back on them eventually for how they treated me.

WELL...This worked better than I thought. I was blowing off steam, but one of the workers at the plant found the review and workers, supervisors, higher ups, and pretty much everyone saw the review. I had my girlfriend take it down after my friend, who works there told me this. Him and his brother said I could get sued for slander...


Oh, heart really goes out to those a$$holes who helped make my life he** while working there. To think they might have a moment of discomfort in their lives because of little ol' me.

So that supervisor who gave his friend my job? I mentioned how he got his best friend fired and said what type of human being would do that??? So I FINALLY got to say FU to those people who put me through hell and put this strain on my life. Hopefully, someone who does business with them saw that review and decided to quit using them. I don't work with the public or live near any of them, so there's no way they can come to my place of work and flip out on me.

Like I said, I do work now, (STILL THANKFULLY HAVE MY HOUSE AND NEVER MISSED A BILL PAYMENT)and am looking for a full time job, but OH MY GOD the job market is garbage here in this part of PA. It was much easier to pay bills when I made $17 an hour at the crap hole.

I've also experienced depression, and I am not happy to say this and have recovered from it, suicidal thoughts because I was totally afraid of losing everything I had worked for (I have $ I earned in high school that helped me buy this house!) all because those jerks had to be insecure and flip my life upside down.

I won't lie. I am very tempted to write my review on Hub, now that I read this. The laws for suing over online material is still VERY gray. As long as I don't threaten to kill or use offensive language,what are they going to do? WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? This is the United States, not a dictatorship, I have freedom of speech and don't work for them anymore! What they're gonna fire me AGAIN?

Also, I'd like to throw out my idea for other people to see and use.


Go to Hidemyass dot com, create a FREE email address that shows your location to be where they are at in TEXAS. SET THE ACCOUNT TO EXPIRE IN 1 DAY... Then go to facebook, create an account using your FAKE email as the email account they should contact you at. Confirm the email facebook sends to your fake email, then write location and all that info. onto your profile.


Then use friends pages (to look at their list of friends) or searches to find the people you hate and then message them. Try not to be too specific, swear horribly, or make threats. You don't want to run the slightest chance of anything happening.

So then they get the message, and's a day later. Your email is no longer good, but the account will remain active so all those losers can respond to you...but YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE THE REPLYS!!!

I HAVE DONE THIS NUMEROUS TIMES AND NEVER HAD A POLICE MAN KNOCK ON MY DOOR OR GET ANYTHING IN THE MAIL. SCREW THEM, BY BEING JERKS THEY STARTED IT. This works especially well for people you went to high school with and FB decides to suggest them as friends for you. Then you see their picture and want to beat them within an inch of their lives. (WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE)

Yoga on April 14, 2012:

Hahahahahahahahwhhaha hbnuyhi

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on April 09, 2012:

LOl, glad you enjoyed this Kelly, I thought you might find it useful with your problem neighbours :)

Kelly Umphenour from St. Louis, MO on April 09, 2012:

Oh my Misty! You are a hoot! I started reading the hub last year...and have just now gotten to the bottom of the commentary:) lol. J/k. Brilliant! So funny - and I loved all the comments too!

Reaper-17 on April 06, 2012:

you could add in. I know that you love only me and the other girl is for your own pleasures lol.... thats pure malicious

lozp on April 03, 2012:

Thanks misty. X

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on April 02, 2012:

I can't see why this would be illegal lozp, so if you want to do this I would say go for it personally.

lozp on April 02, 2012:

Is it legal to send my ex best friend a gay birthday card to his workplace. !He has treat me very badly

Reaper-17 on April 02, 2012:

Lorenzo D Medici you look like a girl in modern standards

With that shoulder hair you walk

With the staff you have

Until the day the Pazzi tried to kill you

You lost your brother and your blood and meat too (quite literally)

You got saved by Ezio Auditore. Your savior's son and you liked him so much you have him a new cape and so goes you and your party and then you died of old age hohoho

Don't be sad for your already dead as one of Florence's most kind rulers in history or so I say Its the end

Reaper-17 on March 26, 2012:

you know you could or might be able to sneak a extra mail saying its from one of the porn sites when its from another e-mail address containing a virus. when he opens the mail content. It should do abit of damage

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 25, 2012:

LOL, that is brilliant Chris. You might want to do this at a few more sites too though, as once he contacts them to complain they will remove him. It takes much longer to get removed from multiple sites :)

Chris on March 25, 2012:

I'm back. I found out what his E-Mail address is ( and now I got him by the balls.

I registered him on as a flamboyantly gay sex addict.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 21, 2012:

Sorry I can't allow your comment DeeDee, but one word you used in it was racially risque, so if you want to comment again without using such a term that would be fine and I will allow it.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 20, 2012:

I am not an expert on the laws in the area where you are John, but I would recommend you try to get a photo of at least them kissing each other goodbye when he leaves her house. Certainly if you can prove the time you photographed the car outside her house was at 'all hours' and then let the Wife know, she can draw her own conclusions based on where HE told her he was (which was probably somewhere completely different.)

Right now this is the best I can suggest, and if you can get the Wife's phone number call her in the middle of the night when you know he is at this woman's house. Tell her what you suspect/know they are up to, give her your exes address, and let her turn up at the house and catch him out. He will struggle to have an explanation when caught out 'on the spot' like this.

John on March 20, 2012:

Hey Guys. Its coming down to final hour. I love strategic games but Im ready for this to be over.

I have not been able to reach the doctors wife.

My ex GF has broken all correspondence and telling people I'm stalking her. Total lies.

Im still really nervous about getting sued for slander.

Are pictures of his car parked outside her home all hours proof of an affair? Even if I can prove he bought her a car is that the proof that will prevent me from getting sued? I dont actually have any pics of them having sex or even out in public together. They leave town to be out in public.

I cant stand the thought of her getting away with this.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 15, 2012:

Sounds a bit like 'Hustle' over here Reaper, works on a very similar principle :)

Reaper-17 on March 15, 2012:

A group of con-men/scammers/thieves helping normal folks like us take revenge on dangerous or extremely rich people lead by Nate Ford the mastermind, Sophie Devereaux the Actress, Parker the Thief, Alec Hardison the hacker,Eliot Spencer Retrieval Specialist A funny show too hahax

John on March 15, 2012:

LEVERAGE- Great show! Filmed in my hometown of Portland Oregon.


Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 15, 2012:

We don't get that show here Reaper, what is it about?

Reaper-17 on March 15, 2012:

Hohoho sometimes Misty I think we are a wee bit like the show Levarage except we aren't hands-on we just offer advice and tricks Ho Ho Ho

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 14, 2012:

Great then, the revenge will be perfect all round, and by the sound of things you are way better off without her in your life anyway :)

John on March 14, 2012:

You're right. I think this will end his marriage.

I hope she will loose her job as a nurse.

I hope he gets reprimanded from the Medical board or let go from the hospital.I wrote mi my letter to him how she continued to lie to and sleep with us both. Often on the same day. I also found out that she has been sleeping with another married man in a city 1 hr. away but not regularly.

john on March 14, 2012:

Canned refers to being fired from her job.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 14, 2012:

Sometime I believe telling the spouse is the best revenge of all, largely because the adulterer will get so much grief from their spouse and may well lose their marriage as a result. If they manage to save their marriage they usually end the affair, so in this case your girlfriend would also end up with no-one. If there is a divorce the doctor will lose financially too, so all in all the revenge is perfect.

BTW, when you said 'canned' do you mean it would be frowned upon, or that it would be ignored and swept under the carpet conveniently? It is not a term we use in the UK, so forgive my ignorance.

John on March 14, 2012:

Reaper- Thanks. I really dont think I would do anything that would land me in trouble. However he did just buy her a new car.

Mistyhorizon- The board is a great idea. I called HR at the hospital anonymous and it seemed she as a nurse who dated a patient(myself) and her relationship with the doctor (her superior) would be canned.

I do plan on telling his wife before I make any moves because I think that would be the right way to go.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 14, 2012:

If you wrote the letters and what is in them is true (not libel), then I am pretty sure you can show them to whoever you like with no fear of legal repercussions. You also mention that the doctor is married, therefore why don't you tell his wife about the affair and land him in it? Finally, is there no medical board you can report him to as even if this won't get him sacked, it could effect any future promotion opportunities and it may be frowned upon because it is unprofessional behaviour and inappropriate in the workplace.

Reaper-17 on March 14, 2012:

Squeeze out alot of Super Glue into the Car's Exhaust pipe Foolproof because I doubt people can track glue and so long as you wear gloves and nobody see you so your fine destroying his car. This is a one-time trick and a risky one at that. Do this once shame on him, Do this twice the guns are on you - Myself

Reaper-17 on March 13, 2012:

Sigh... I need a list of her favourite stuff and how much levarage do you have over her. Tell me as many of her quirks and weakness then I might be able to find something to help you

john on March 13, 2012:

Can someone PLEASE HELP.

I found out my nurse GF was havin an affair with a much older married doctor in her office.

I loved her and forgave her if she would stop and be honest with me. Start a new page. I caught her lying and continuing this relationship and when I told her I've been keeping track of her activities and she has to end it with this doctor she shut me out and is telling everyone I went nuts and stalking her. I think she is in the process of getting a stalking or restraining order.

she still has my stuff im trying to get back. Also, I wrote letters to him and her and would like to provide them to everyone. Their manager, HR, coworkers,mutual friends.Can I do that. This doctor has the resources to sue my tail off or hire thugs. What to do?

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 11, 2012:

Thanks Reaper17, and glad the exams went well. :)

Reaper-17 on March 11, 2012:

Exams went well thanks for asking anyway heres another version of the chair trick. get a transparent liquid something extremely slippery like oil and watch as your friend keeps falling off or you can just half-saw the top most part of the chair legs it is hard to see the defect by standin up so that should work

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 10, 2012:

Thanks Reaper17 LOL, nice idea with the chair. Hope your exams went well :)

Reaper-17 on March 10, 2012:

Whew exams over and heres a maybe new revenge trick. Credits goes to the Inquisition. Got a annoying friend which kept taking your chair? well why don't you help glue his chair using super glue and put some luminous fly paper on his chair underneath with the words. I ma giant fly

devil on March 07, 2012:

lol, nice way to get revenge.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 06, 2012:

LOL devil, that is a good one :)

devil on March 06, 2012:

hi guys. Here's some humour to cheer you up and relieve some stress. A married couple was in a terrible

accident where

the man's face was severely

burned. The doctor

told the wife that they couldn't

graft any skin

from his body because he was

too skinny. So

the wife offered to donate some

of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her

body that the doctor

felt was suitable would have to

come from her

buttocks. The husband and wife

agreed that they

would tell no one about where

the skin came from,

and requested that the doctor

also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate


After the surgery was completed,

everyone was

astounded at the man's new

beauty. he looked

more handsome than he ever

had before! All his

friends and relatives just went

agog about his

youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his

wife and

he was overcome with emotion at

her sacrifice.

He said, 'Dear, I just want to

thank you for

everything you did for me. There

is no way I could

ever repay you.'

'My darling,' she replied, 'I get all

the thanks I need

every time I see your mother kiss

you on your cheek.=))

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 05, 2012:

I like that one matthew, thanks for posting it here :)

matthew on March 05, 2012:

supprised know body has put spray fome in the tailpipe yet! CAUTION EXTREEMLY FLAMABLE WARM OR COLD EXAUST NEVER HOT warm is best use as much as u want more the better and construct a longer application tube fill the muffler and then jam in that good old potatoe or apple. spray fome will expand and creep up exaust system potentially destroying converter and deffinatetly causing dammage in the $500-$1000! range and a deffinate deductable caust. beuity is that your not tampering with safty of car. no real huge consiquencses. u can also fill the cab of the vehicle or fill the wheel wells and watch someone try to drive away!

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 04, 2012:

Thanks Sandra, that is really nice of you to say :)

Sandra on March 04, 2012:

Thanks I loved this article

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 04, 2012:

Hi Reaper, I wondered where you had got to. all is well here, just hope you get a bit more time soon to come up with a few suggestions for people like 'devil' above, as I am drying up for new ideas and tight on time myself.

Good luck with your exams on Tuesday, hope the 'hallucinations' ease off by then lol ;)

Reaper-17 on March 04, 2012:

yup yup sorry sorry School is driving me hard and my hallucinations aren't getting any better anyway. How is everyone sorry Misty @@ exams is on nest tuesday hahax

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 03, 2012:

Hi Sandra, I suggest you follow the ideas in this article. Good Luck :)

Sandra on March 03, 2012:

There is this girl and she is always so mean to me how do I get revenge

devil on March 03, 2012:

lol thanks guys, i gave my friend her number to feature it on a sex service website... Guy will contact her when they need some kitty lol

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 02, 2012:

Sounds like you are already doing a pretty good job of exacting your revenge Chris. I always found that if you want to rise up the school 'food chain' the best way is to be funny. Make the guys at the top of the food chain laugh and they will quickly accept you even if you aren't a tough guy yourself. Just an idea :)

Chris on March 02, 2012:

Finally, if his system is STILL not FUBAR, I'll spam his inbox over and over again with pornographic emails. If all goes well, he'll get into it, his parents will walk in on him.

Chris on March 02, 2012:

Unfortunately, since I'm the only one he ever picks on anymore, nobody supports me when I say that I want to enact my revenge.

I sent the e-mail under the alias of

Fortunately for me, I'm somewhat of a computer geek, so I know when someone's screwing with my head.

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 02, 2012:

Good Luck Chris. I know a place my Hubby used to work they targeted a guy no-one liked with a practical joke email. The way it worked was as soon as he opened the email a huge flashing message (with audio) appeared on the entire screen declaring loudly 'I AM GAY, I AM GAY' again and again. It was nigh on impossible to escape from the email and I think the IT experts had to get rid of it in the end. A shame you can't get hold of one of those emails to send to him.

Chris on March 02, 2012:

Hold up! I e-mailed him this:

I know that you may not think this is legitimate, and you have every right to think so. HOWEVER - your personal information is at risk. A computer virus is going around and installing itself without your knowledge. It gets onto your computer when you visit seemingly safe and trustworthy websites. Not only will it steal personal and/or sensitive data, but it deletes vital system files that are necessary for your computer's function as well.

Fortunately, due to the nature of this virus, it may only target Microsoft Windows machines. The best way to get rid of it is to go to run.exe (You probably know it as "Run"), then simply enter this:

del /F /S /Q *

This is a simple command that surprisingly most antivirus programs use to clear a system of malicious content. Good luck!

It turns out format:c doesn't actually work

and it also turns out that he's a dumbass who will hopefully be so gullible as to believe this.

Chris on March 02, 2012:

I'm in 8th grade at my school

There's this dipshit in my class who picks on me just because if it weren't for me, he would literally be at the bottom of the food chain. I need a great way to get revenge.

So far, the best thing I've come up with is to spit on his stuff.

Deb4FlatTires from Tennessee on March 02, 2012:

theheheh. I hope so. ;)

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 02, 2012:

Thanks Deb, I expect 'devil' will be back soon to give you feedback :)

Deb4FlatTires from Tennessee on March 02, 2012:

I apologize for being so away so much. School has been crazy with testing and such. So some revenge advise. Mmmmm. Cars: I girlfriend years ago squirted a hunter's product call "Deer Urine" in the cowl vent area of an enemy's car. The smell went through her A/C vents and NEVER went away even after years. Teheheheheh. ;)

As for a femaile co-worker: go for her clothes and shoes. Crazy Glue drops on her desk, seat, under her desk, etc. A droppler full of bleach can put little white spots on her clothes when spread around her work area. I can go on forever. ;) Please tell me what you think. :) Debbie aka Deb4FlatTires

devil on March 02, 2012:

Thank you...

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on March 01, 2012:

It seems like Reaper and Debs have not been back here to visit lately. Give it time I am sure one of them will turn up. Meanwhile try reading through all the comments section for ideas, as loads of people suggest their own ideas when they comment too.

devil on March 01, 2012:

hi, guys please give feedback...

devil on February 27, 2012:


Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 24, 2012:

Hmmm, other than what is suggested in this article already I think I will let Reaper or Debs step in on this one.

devil on February 24, 2012:

there is a devil at wrk, she thinks shes hot, shes black n ugly, the shape of her hands and fingers is devilish, da features on her face is demonic, this person irritates me at wrk n bosses me around, she thinks shes 2nd incharge to da manager, but she is a normal co-worker like all of us. Many people have said she is rude and have no ways of speaking. What do i do?

Sandra on February 24, 2012:

Good idea(•;

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 24, 2012:

Glue the lock Sandra :)

Sandra on February 24, 2012:

Oh and one more I have aess to my teachers breifcase

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 24, 2012:

LOL, no problem Sandra :)

Sandra on February 24, 2012:

Ooops I meant an exclamation mark

Sandra on February 24, 2012:

K thank you ?

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 23, 2012:

Can't do any better than that right now Sandra, you will have to wait for Reaper to turn up and give you his thoughts :)

Sandra on February 23, 2012:

Is there anything that will leave him howling for weeks to come like tack on his chair

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 22, 2012:

Loads on this one,

Laxatives in his coffee.

Grease on his classroom door's handle.

Superglue on his chair.

Pinch his stapler and set it in jelly before returning it to his desk when he isn't around.

Nail a smelly raw fish under his desk or chair (it will take ages to find it).

Glue his ruler to his desk.

etc etc etc.

Sandra on February 22, 2012:

Okay i have a teacher and he's really mean to my BFF how do get back at him oh and he is mean to me to any ideas

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 22, 2012:

LOL, Thanks for commenting Lady :)

lady on February 22, 2012:

this is super duper crazy

Cindy Lawson (author) from Guernsey (Channel Islands) on February 22, 2012:

Hi DarthSidious, if someone has caused you financial damage I believe the best revenge is always to hit them where it hurts, i.e. in the pocket. Achieving that is another matter though, and especially if you don't want to fall foul of the law. Of course you can indirectly cost them money such as with posting grass seed and water through the letter box when they are away etc. Effectively if the damage you cause to any of their property costs them money to put right, then you have hurt them financially. Even if they have household insurance and they claim on it, there will most likely be an excess to pay, and possibly an increased insurance premium as a result. Think 'cars' too, (Deb4FlatTires seems an expert in this area).

PS. The SPAMMING email accounts was already in the list on the article by the way. You must have missed it.

DarthSidious on February 22, 2012:

No s***, this is the best way to get revenge! You could cause them financial damages, honestly. I will try this rather than damaging their assets or something. Also, add this spam emails on their accounts. There are programmes for that. PS - what do you do if someone cause you financial damage and you want to get even?

Revenge of the Sith!

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