pissed at men syndrome a.k.a. PMS
“OK yeah I told you I’m not your typical girl. I maybe the most beautiful girl you ever dated and yeah I lost count of you telling me I’m hot but I warned you honey bunny I don’t care when my hair is messy and I get PMS sometimes.”
He thought I was talking about the girly period thing. I meant PMS as in pissed at men syndrome. LOL Could it be worse?
Women tend to get angry more than men according to surveys. And for any unknown reasons, out of the blue, men just piss the hell out of us. For any unknown reasons too the PMS stays there longer than it should be. But anyhow, men must know what to do and must know the signs when a PMS is likely to happen. They must understand what do we really mean and want in certain situations. These are really tips on how not to piss off women and what are the things that make us angry.
Silence means I’d rather be home.
If you’re in a relationship already, a girl’s silence means she’d rather be home than be with you in that moment. But it doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to be with you ever. All of us need time to be alone sometimes. And although we’re in a relationship, we just can’t tell everything that’s bothering us. More often, it’s for the better than the other way around. Sometimes we need time to ponder on things and it doesn’t mean we will keep it from you. We will eventually tell everything at the right time. So if you kept on asking us what’s the matter, we will surely be annoyed. The result – fight and PMS.
If you’re just dating or just seen each other first time or twice, silence means she’d rather be home because she’s bored and you’re not interesting. Don’t be so dense unless you wanna be busted. If you still insist to being more than friends, you won’t be anything but strangers.
Sarcasms mean a lot.
If you’re in a relationship already, and you hear her saying sarcastic remarks to you or questions you many times, it means she demands explanation. Men don’t like elaboration but women want to hear the full details especially if it is about a third party, an ex, or anything that might cause jealousy. Or it could either be something about breaking a promise or something that is really expected between you lovers. First, don’t lie, second tell her everything, she will listen and believe you I promise (if she really does love you she will) and last but definitely not the least, charm her and make up to her. If you kept quiet, a PMS will strike.
If you’re just dating or just seen each other first time or twice, sarcasms mean what they imply. Mocking you means don’t stress anymore, your style aren’t clearly working with her. If you mock her back, you know what rude boys deserve.
Not all cold-blooded are vampires.
If you’re in a relationship already, and you noticed she was cold the other day then the past few days it means this is not going anywhere. Means your immortal love affair is gonna die. Women can never be cold with you in consecutive days even if she’s pretty busy unless the magic between you two fades away. Ask her what’s wrong and she’ll tell you right away. If you won’t she will tell you eventually. Let her break it up and let her go unless you want a never-ending pissed-at-men-syndrome. LOL
If you’re just dating or just seen each other first time or twice, if she’s so cold to you it means she really doesn’t feel a spark between you two. So don’t make an effort anymore to build up a fire unless you want to be burnt down.
10 things that could piss off women
Late – don’t make an excuse anymore when you’ve been late many times already. Five minutes late is OK, more than that is really a turn off. Being on time on a date counts as a form of respect and it just goes to show that you’re really into her. Being so late is like waking up someone at the wrong time in the middle of a sweet dream. A girl would rather leave if after an hour you’re still out of show.
Games – don’t ever make her feel like you love to watch that football game than be with her. At least separate your schedules, man.
Drunk – you’re really one ugly pissed dude if you got drunk on a date with her. It’s gonna be freaking 2012 if you throw up. Don’t ever kiss her when you’re so drunk. Eeeewwww!
Don’t reply – piss her off big time if you won’t reply to her text and won’t answer her calls. Throw away that phone if you’re not gonna use it, ok.
Flirting – if you’re already in a relationship or if you’re dating with her, please don’t flirt with other girls in front of her or at her back. It’s gonna be world war 4.
Rude – girls love boys who are passionate and full of respect. You can be a jerk and we will accept you as long as you respect everybody around you.
Liar – women would never forget the honest guys out there. We are deep, sensual and open minded. We want everything in all honesty because we hate pretenders. Just don’t pretend to be someone you’re not, let us get to know the real you. Honesty goes with trust. One lie ruins it all.
Cheater – this will not only piss a girl off, too bad it will break her heart.
Cigs – smoke at the right place please.
Silence – awkward silence is really annoying. We girlies hate it, too. If you’re gonna stay quiet the whole day, let us know so the day won’t be wasted, we might as well spend it to the salon.
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Micky Dee on January 18, 2011:
Great write twentyfive! God bless you dear!
Jeffrey Penn May from St. Louis on January 18, 2011:
True enough observations but most can be inverted... guys after all don't like it when women, at least women there are serious about, are late or drunk (at least if if becomes a pattern and throwing up on the guy doesn't do much for the relationship.) Guys don't like it when their "girls" don’t reply, flirt, are rude, lie and cheat. So really these qualities are unappealing regardless of gender.
kimberlyslyrics on January 17, 2011:
Babe truly one of the best hubs i have read.
Your my new hero
twentyfive (author) on October 18, 2010:
LOL Did it ever stop?
P. Thorpe Christiansen from Pacific Northwest, USA on October 15, 2010:
It's been a few years but I do remember many of these. Brought back a lot of memories-good and bad. lol
twentyfive (author) on October 03, 2010:
Aww you flatter me so much Amorea :) Thank you! What about pissed at women syndrome? hahaha
Oh lovely, nerds have never been so interesting :) Thanks AMor
amorea13 on October 01, 2010:
Twentyfive this is great advice and even at my advanced years I'm getting the message: I got things to improve!!! Gees, Twentyfive - you're one tough teacher!
Only thing going for me AT ALL - is that I was once a 'nerd' (I'm going back there pronto!). Thanks Twentyfive! Awesome writing!
twentyfive (author) on September 29, 2010:
Hi Cheeky friend! LMAO the wolverine types of hairy dudes arent in my league too.. Men who smell so good always a big turn on. I dunno why I made this hub LOLOL Yup, anniversaries are in the list also moi friend. Though not after monthsaries and anniversaries anymore. Oh man I'm different LMAO
Cheers and thanks for sharing your tips Cheeky :)
Cassandra Mantis from UK and Nerujenia on September 28, 2010:
This is a great list of things that cheese of us girls. I could add a few more. The dreaded Hygiene and not shaving. Me, I like the guy to be shaved, not kissing sandpaper. Moi skin is very sensitive after all! Hehehe! Forgetting special dates like anniversaries and birthdays, or "monthsaries" - you must have those in the Philippines!
Okay, rant over for me. To be fair, I found some guys do have good decent character and habits. Even Nerds! Heh! Cheers, blaise! XOX
twentyfive (author) on September 19, 2010:
LMAO nerds who are only nerds at school are interesting..
breakfastpop on September 19, 2010:
Marry the guy you thought was a nerd. They usually turn out fantastic!
twentyfive (author) on September 18, 2010:
Dahoglund hi! You're right men with respect always win the heart of many :) Thank you for stopping over
Hello Prof. A :) Yep when you're in a relationship you want to be involved in everything bout your partner. Sometimes though it's not a the best way. It's not really constant yeah. But no matter what, if you're really meant to be, you'll be together eventually ;) Thanks Prof. A.
Mentalist acer from A Voice in your Mind! on September 18, 2010:
A male needs to know minding his own business is not a constant option in a relationship,and believe me men often think that is the answer to PMS;)
Don A. Hoglund from Wisconsin Rapids on September 18, 2010:
Some of these tips might have been useful when I was young.The one about being rude though. If he respects everyone around him, he wouldn't be rude.