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Does The Size of a Man's Nose Matter?

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Does the size of a man’s nose matter? It’s an age-old question that has been discussed by a variety of women; some go back and forth, and others have a definite answer to it. My opinion? Yes!

The bigger the nose, the better, right? Well, first let’s discuss what I’m actually referring to—his lower half. Depending on what size you’ve experienced in the past—and if he knows what he’s doing with it, bigger can be in fact, better.

After lengthy conversations with my friends, we have determined that there is a correlation between a man’s nose and his…penis size. It appears to be a more precise correspondence than comparing it to his hands or feet.

The ‘nose’ theory didn’t start off right away. I remember discussing the ‘big hand’ theory with my girlfriends in college, but that seemed to more of a disappointment than an actuality. The size of his hands has nothing to do with the size of his penis. In fact, if his hands are big and his penis is small-to-average sized, the latter will look even smaller. Yikes!

Then, there was a new theory: if a man has big feet, then he must have a big penis. I suddenly found myself spending more time looking down at his feet or asking what his shoe size was versus getting to know the guy. There were several men I dated who wore very trendy shoes, but again, this proved to be another disappointing theory.

The problem is that once you go big, it can be hard to go back. I decided to have a talk with myself: If he’s really nice and we have chemistry, size doesn’t matter. So, I left it up to luck, crossing my fingers and praying that I find a guy with the whole package—someone respectable with a decent-sized penis. Let’s just say that I’m not a very lucky person.

As I aged and found a new group of girlfriends, a new theory formed: a man who has a big nose likely has a big penis. Shockingly, 8/10 guys proved this theory! Those odds are much better.

This new theory made more sense: His nose is a mirror (or reflection) of his penis. If you think about it, men have two faces: the head on top of his body and the one between his legs. Unfortunately, when it comes to decision-making, his lower-half does most of the talking. To be clear, I’m not saying that all men with big noses also have a bigger penis; the percentage is simply higher. However, there are some men with small noses that have big penises.

Through much investigation, talking with girlfriends on nose-verses-penis size, and my own personal sleuthing, I have found this theory to be the most accurate. Hurrah! Plus, there are other things a man with a larger nose can do. It’s like having two for one!

If penis size is important to you, take a glance at a man’s nose compared to the size of his face. If he has a big nose relative to his face, it’s a good sign for the most part (but again, this is not 100% guaranteed).

Ladies, at the end of the day, a man with a big penis who doesn’t know what he’s doing or who is extremely cocky (no pun intended) isn’t worth the trouble. A man who will treat you with respect, kindness, and love is what truly matters. We all have needs, wants, and desires, but never compromise yours with a man who has too much nose envy and knows it!


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Stephanie Bailey (author) from Denver on September 15, 2014:

Thank you for your feedback Sarah, I love your intelligent knowledge on this subject. Thank you for reading!

Sarah on September 13, 2014:

This is very true. In Chinese face reading, its ascertained that nose size is indicative of penis size! The reasoning is that the nose is the only external organ just like the penis, and from scientific POV, the more testesterone the higher the nose bridge (and brow bone of course), and presumably penis size is affected by one's testesterone level.

From what I gathered from girlfriends, its very true. I wouldn't go for a guy with a low nose bridge, and def not a chubby guy with a small nose, those are the worse just Google.

To answer a question above, a girl's nose is indicative of her husband's social status and wealth. Explore Master So Man Fung if you'd like to know more! Cheers!

Leo on November 27, 2013:

What about girl's nose size, what it represents then ???

Stephanie Bailey (author) from Denver on May 20, 2013:

Thank you DDE and Kenneth for reading and for positive words!

Kenneth Avery from Hamilton, Alabama on May 14, 2013:

Hello, Miss-Adventures,

I loved this hub for it was well-written and a great read. I gladly voted up and all the way.

It is so nice to meet you on hubs. Keep up the great work.

Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on May 14, 2013:

Does The Size Of A Man's Nose Matter?, I had never given thought about a man's nose, but you have taught me lots here, thanks

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