MG is an air warrior and a global traveler well as an amateur astrologer who loves to visit and explore new places.
Women mostly do not drink whiskey.I really do not know the reason but many drink hard liquor like Rum and of course beer. In the various parties which I have attended during the pre-Coronavirus days, I would find many women drinking rum and Coke. Which means two shots of rum with a liberal dose of Coke. To such a woman it really didn't matter which Rum it was because the Rum would lose its flavor once it was mixed with a Coke. I have also observed that rum and Coke drinking women invariably got high just after two drinks.
Then there are beer-drinking women who constantly make it to the washroom and one cannot forget the wine drinkers who keep constantly commenting on any matter relevant or not. You can date any of these girls and it could be a good time but there's another class of women who are thoughtful and not so boisterous.
Many a time I have found a woman sitting all by herself on the stool in the bar alone immersed in our thoughts sipping whiskey on the rocks. She could be drinking a Chivas or a Jack Daniel but seeing her sitting alone immersed in her thoughts will make you think.
Such a woman is not the run of the mill and dating her could be a stimulating and intellectually exciting episode in your life. She’s a whiskey drinker and she’s is in a class by herself.
The scenario that I have described is not the ideal one but as we know everything is not ideal in life. Here are my reasons for dating a girl who drinks whiskey.
Firstly, she would more than likely, be a lady of class. What is the meaning of class? it means finesse and exclusiveness. Everybody cannot afford a single malt in a bar and a lady sitting alone in a bar sipping the Macallan articulates her exclusiveness. You will find that she has gadgets, lifestyle, clothes, cars, and select jewelry that would be out of the ordinary. Such a girl will be the one to date.
Secondly, she will have an aura of mystery around her. A rum and coke drinker will lose her inhibitions much faster and she will be friendlier but the whiskey drinker? No, she chats with you for an hour and maybe you won't know her second name. Such a woman creates a mystery and a man to match has to be of the same class.
Thirdly, you can be sure that she is an independent girl with her own mind. She is not the one waiting to be offered a drink by somebody. She will exude confidence and independence.No pushover, such a girl along with class and independence also has a clear brain. Now we have our fourth attribute and that is intelligence. Many poets and writers have penned that a whiskey drinker is a thoughtful person and there is a good chance that if you date a whiskey-drinking girl, she would be very thoughtful and soft-spoken. She's not the one to blabber about but will speak in measured tones.
The fifth reason to date such a girl is that she is a woman who can stand up for himself. She is not anybody's bunny but a woman of class, voice, and independence. She could be cold and calculating but that is part of the game. As she can stand for herself self she won't be the one to go with any Tom, Dick or Harry. She would be assured and confident.
She most likely would be erudite and cultured who has a fair amount of knowledge. This would be the sixth reason to date but then you also have to have the same intellect. You could discuss with her Ovid, DH Lawrence, Picasso, and also free love. Maybe when sipping whiskey together you may think that you both lived during the age of the Renaissance and you were painting her nude.
There are endless reasons to date such a girl but now I come to one of the most important reasons. Let's go-ahead
The last but not the least is the bed. After such a philosophical talk you could shake her hand and leave but there is a chance that in case she has cottoned to you she would not mind being invited to your room. This would be the culmination of the date and the seventh reason maybe the last why dating such a girl or a woman would be out of the ordinary milieu. With the single malt whiskey acting as an aphrodisiac and since both of you are not drunk, it could lead to a wonderful time in bed.
.After it is all over, you will perhaps realize that you have had a very satisfying evening and night with a woman who has class, poise, and is sophisticated and erudite.
Such a woman will have her choice also and it's your bad luck if she doesn't choose you. But even the rebuff would be delivered in a manner you don't feel bad.
I had an experience when I was in New York and entered the bar of the Hyatt. A similar scenario was played out as I have outlined above and it led to a wonderful discussion on Indian history, Indian freedom movement, and civil rights in America. In the end, well past midnight I kissed her hand and made to go. That's when she said, "won't you want to invite me for a cup of coffee to your room?"
This article is written off the cuff. It's a fun read and I suggest one reads it and forgets. It is not a research paper but just a jotting down of some of my ideas. Please bear in mind that there are no watertight compartments and nothing is mutually exclusive. Girls and women can stray from one compartment to another, i.e. the attribute of a Scotch drinker could be imbibed by a rum drinker also.
All the same, I will give a salute to the single malt whiskey which opens so many exciting possibilities in the field dating. Cheers!
MG Singh emge (author) from Singapore on October 11, 2020:
Thank you Flourish your comments are so welcome.
FlourishAnyway from USA on October 10, 2020:
Well written by a man who knows what he likes.
MG Singh emge (author) from Singapore on July 17, 2020:
Thank you Anupam, for commenting
Anupam Mitu from MUMBAI on July 17, 2020:
Great observation in the Madhushala.
MG Singh emge (author) from Singapore on June 09, 2020:
Thank you SJ, such a pleasure to read your comment
The Lion Queen on June 09, 2020:
This is awesome, and as a whiskey drinker I feel seen. ;)
Thank you! I 100 percent agree with this completely factual post.
MG Singh emge (author) from Singapore on June 07, 2020:
Thank you Jennifer, yes you are awesome.
Jennifer on June 07, 2020:
Interesting post, I also love Chivas, so....?