Femme Fatale Ooh La la!
For any of you who don't know what a femme fatale is, the definition is a woman who is mysterious, seductive and downright dangerous! Her charms will ensnare you, your desire for her will enflame you, and you will be led into compromising and dangerous situations.
Do not be fooled by this woman, she is out to get your deepest secrets revealed, even if it means putting you in danger.
The Femme fatale is an actual translation from the French for 'Deadly Woman'. So hold onto your hats guys, when your woman has learned the art of seduction in the femme fatale way, your lives may never be the same again!
Shake that booty ladies!
- Learn the art of slinking. This may take a bit of doing, and you will probably end up falling flat on your face to start with, but when you have captured that move, you will be able to slink around, in and out of the crowd. Just remember to wear sensible shoes, you can't slink weariing 6" stiletto heels. Your feet will get stuck in the carpet and you will end up taking a dive!
- Lower your voice until it becomes seductive and sexy. Do not walk around house muttering 'I want to be alone'! You will be! Your partner will think you have gone completely bonkers! So keep it low, but sultry.
- Throw out all your clothes and invest in smooth dark dresses and boa's. Do not substitute the boa with a scarf. Your husband will think you have got a chest cold and ply you with medicine!
- Turn on that look. When your partner asks you a question, turn around and look over your shoulder and slightly lower your lashes as though you are undressing him with your eyes. Please do NOT squint, he will think you are myopic and rush you to the opticians to get you some thick lens glasses! Either that or he will start to believe that you are actually glaring at him, and that will surely start an argument.
- There is a difference between being sultry and mysterious, and downright trashy. Always wear your new clothes with panache'. Do not think that the backless, frontless dress is going to turn him on. Especially if you are on the plump side. He will just think you are going to ask, Do I look fat In this? And run out the door. Smooth satiny clothes are the best, or even silk, they will not stick to your fat, but just slide over your contours!
- Buy yourself a really sexy pair of black silk gloves, and wear them whenever you go out, or even around the house. You may get some funny looks but after a while he will start to appreciate the fact that those gloves are very smooth! Don't forget to take them off when doing the washing, you don't want them to go soggy and grey!
- Get out all the old magazines and take a look at the hairstyles. Choose which era you would like to copy. Rita Hayworth, Elizabeth Taylor, or even further back with Hedy Lamarr. Get rid of all those split ends, and make sure you go to a hairdresser. Do not do it yourself. You don't want to end up with the birds nest look!
- Choose a perfume that you feel suits you, and start swishing it on. You want to make it your brand, so make sure you wear it all the time, and especially to bed. Do not put too much on. Spraying it around like a can of fly spray is not going to get him in the mood. All you will do is choke the poor guy to death. I know you are a femme fatale, but you don't have to kill your lover while trying to seduce him! Death by perfume, well, stinks!
- If you really want to look and feel mysterious, then you need dark glasses. Now I know what you are thinking. But it doesn't have to be dangerous! Try to find a pair of fifties Shades, preferably ones with not too dark lenses. Do no wear them around the house when its dark outside, you will fall over the cat, bang your leg against the coffee table and probably have an eye out if you fall flat on your face! You want to be seductive? Perch the glasses on the end of your nose until your partner comes in then slide them up with your finger, wearing the seductive sexy gloves. And don't forget to say 'Hello Darling, would you like a drink?'
- Try and find a retro cigarette holder. No, it doesn't matter whether you smoke or not, just wave it around and say 'Darlink' a lot. Your husband or partner should be getting used to you by now, so no it won't be that shocking for him. Unless of course you decide to blow smoke all over his new suit, I don't think that will impress him much. By the time he has stopped coughing, he won't be in the mood for a good seeing to in bed! You are trying to seduce him, not choke him to death.
- Shoes are always the sexy part of the outfit. All men like Stiletto's, or high heels. But do yourself a favor, get used to them before you try the seduction scene. Doing a header straight into his lap is one thing if you mean to do it! But not a good idea if he's not expecting it. And of course you may break an ankle, and that just wouldn't do anything for your sex life!
- Change your make up. Dark sultry colors around the eyes will make you look dangerous, sexy and downright alluring. Do not plaster black eyeliner all the way around your eyes. And then add eyeshadow on top of it. You will end up looking like a demented Panda. The only thing you will be getting that night is a box of tissues shoved under your nose!
- Red lipstick is a must. After doing your eyes, you will look absolutely stunning with that lipstick. Do not slather it on as though you are painting a cupboard. One kiss and it will look like the Chainsaw Massacre!
- Jewelry is always very seductive as long as its Diamonds. Buy yourself a Diamond bracelet or large ring, and wear them on top of your sexy gloves. It will drive him mad. Do not put them on before you pull on your stockings. You will get so tangled, you will rip your stockings to pieces, and maybe even break a nail!
- And last but not least, try everything on before you pounce on him at the door. Do not forget those sexy undies, tried and tested to make sure that they fit you, so you don't look like a pudding in a cloth! Then learn to slink across the room, while holding the cigarette lighter in your hand and your dark glasses on your nose. Just remember, you want to be sexy, sultry, dangerous and a Femme Fatale. And when I say Fatale, I mean Fatale. Not fatal!
Good luck! And go get him ladies!
If It All Goes Right, This Is How You Will Look! A Real Femme Fatale!
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Copyright Nell Rose
Nell Rose (author) from England on January 24, 2019:
Now that made me laugh!
Gadfly from Olde London Towne on January 24, 2019:
What do Women want ?
Power over men !
Nell Rose (author) from England on January 22, 2019:
LOL! Exactly! Thanks Knarf.
Knarf the hermit. on January 22, 2019:
Never underestimate the power of Woman !
Nell Rose (author) from England on January 20, 2019:
lol! Hi Ian, always good to see you!