Val offers his views on dogmatic aspects of cultural paradigm with its religious, political, and medical sterile indoctrinations and taboos.
Before the pandemic, people used to wish each other by saying "Be positive". During this pandemic people wish "Be negative".
-- Sonal Takalkar
Not to Be Taken Seriously
Yes, it's just "another conspiracy theory, a fantasy, a figment of a paranoid imagination" -- so if your curiosity is not stronger than your intellectual disgust towards conspiracy theorizing, go ahead, find yourself anything more realistic to read.
Otherwise, hang around for a little longer; who knows, maybe you'll discover that some conspiracy theories just sound realistic enough to be contagious -- like, let's say, an airborne virus of corona variety.
At this mention of the virus, I have a confession to make.
From the very start of this -- now reluctantly diminishing medico-political racket -- I "smelled rat" in all that story. The rat didn't smell one bit like a Chinese batt, or any other animal, but like a biological weapon calibrated to spare kids -- except for those unfortunate few with a genetic predisposition for respiratory issues.
But first, my passion for creating "fantasies" got all hot over the rumor that the "virus had leaked from a lab".
Think about that possibility for a moment.
Yes, accidents do happen, and Chernobyl was one, with radioactivity "leaking". But that radioactivity was not calibrated to spare children.
And then, think of a lab in which governments are cooking their biological weaponry -- and all the incredible security practiced against a possibility of such a "leak".
I must be exaggerating here, but to me, it must be like the same security that's ensured over that doomsday nukes button, which, activated by mistake, would create a nuclear chain reaction worldwide and annihilate this beautiful planet of ours.
In short -- "leaked"-- my ass!
It had to be "released", at least in this "fantasy-filled conspiracy story" of mine, that may look more and more real as we start using our own mind.
Then, a much more disturbing question simply has to be mentioned: why genetically create such viruses in the first place? They say "to create an antidote in case of a pandemic" -- but since that virus was not found in the nature -- had to be created -- how could there be anything like such pandemic possible?
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
Children to Be Exempted -- Old Geezers Not
So, who would be the intended victims of that "hypothetical" selective biological assault on the mankind -- with children being exempted?
The story of overpopulation on this planet has been active for quite some time outside of any conspiracy theories. Rumor had it -- or was it the fact -- that a billionaire, let's call him Bill Gates, offered an incredible amount of money for "research" of reducing the population.
Who was to be the most "expendable", if not the massive numbers of Baby Boomers making a deep dent in the national revenues around the world? All medical and homing care, plus pension -- adding up to the scary scenario in which so many young people would soon have to work for one old geezer's needs.
So, in this incredible and impossible, and above all, hypothetical story, how else do you get rid of that "parasitic generation", but by a well cooked virus in a lab, that, by some miracle manages to "leak".
O.K., since the virus is to spare children -- it shouldn't be too strong one, to start with.
Namely, could we be allowed to play doctors for just a moment by assuming that children's immunity is more delicate and sensitive than the one of grownups?
So, how to make it more effective, if, per se, it's not any more deadly than our faithful yearly flu?
Those villains of my story would have to have a good knowledge in psycho-neuro-immunology, a science which studies, among all other things, the effects of prolonged stress on human immune functioning.
Such mad doctors would know all too well about the need for a good and steady bombardment with fearmongering, and the news media would be just too happy to expand their usual negative repertoire beyond murders, rapes, arsons, natural disasters, and traffic accidents.
Indeed, pay them well, and they will nonchalantly pronounce Santa Claus as being real and in charge of extraterrestrials on Moon.
The lockdowns and government overreach meant to "help" people only harmed them.
--Jessica Marie Baumgartner
Crushing the Human Spirit With Fear
In every conspiracy theory villains are not presented as having much of a conscience or remorse -- so why would I paint mine in any bright colors.
Their dark imagination must be just a little darker than mine as I am "making up" all this crap -- because, there I am envisioning them as going the next step in scaring the people shitless worldwide.
My villains see us as herding animals whose wellbeing goes beyond physical needs -- namely, we need that feeling of warmth and security coming from togetherness in order to function normally.
So, why not, for an extra punch of fearmongering, enforce masks, social distancing, quarantines, lockdowns. Such draconic restrictions should turn those dear fellow-creatures into threatening carriers of a deadly sickness. Paranoia is good, so they think.
Well, once scared enough, those sheeples will believe anything anyway, as fear is terribly hypnotic, minimizing our capacity to use our own mind and making us willing to succumb to any suggestion from anybody posing as an authority.
They will so easily buy the daily reports about so many testing positive and so many dead at home and abroad.
Who is going to check those numbers anyway?!
Besides, authorities are known to oftentimes shoot themselves in the foot with contradictory messages -- so these would be no exception -- with once saying that masks do nothing, then masks are necessary, then double, and triple masks would do even better.
Of course, people would not think, just obey.
Like, who would bother thinking that with a virus being airborne, it's also at our home, where we always take masks off.
Or, why would they see as crazy the urgency of washing hands as soon as they come home from the outside -- because by the time they come home, the virus is already all over their body, not deciding to stay just on the palms of their hands.
Hey, we are talking about a sub-microscopic tiny critter only observable through an electronic microscope. As such, it can get into your eyes, your ears, pores on your face...
If not, then why were they lying that it was so tiny, and so airborne -- meaning everywhere?
Someone on You tube performed a demonstration pretty much proving that masks do nothing other than hide a big part of your face. So he put five masks on his face, and held a little mirror in front of his mouth -- which became foggy. So, if his breath could come through those five masks, then a passer's-by breath could be inhaled by him. Simple logic, no speculation -- so what was one single mask supposed to protect us from? That virus is tinier than the micro-droplets of our breath fogging that mirror.
But. O.K., all villains in conspiracy theories are a little dumb, but they get away with it -- merely thanks to the incredible suggestibility and brain-washability of the masses.
Just observe how they are succeeding at dividing us into political camps to make weaker our political awareness of the whole garbage that passes for democracy.
We are truly one asleep species.
Covid lunacy -- forcing the unprotected to get the same protection that isn't protecting the protected.
Godsend in a Vaccine
Just when you thought that I might skip the story about vaccine, that godsend from the Big Pharma angels, here I go not to disappoint you.
In my story, that's, of course, "fictional", vaccine is a placebo crap, aiming at giving the recipient a strong belief about "now being safe" -- a belief which is scientifically proven to raise the natural immunity.
Namely, placebo effect is incredibly strong; it has healed cancers -- whereas its evil brother nocebo has killed people, just for their strong belief that they were doomed to die.
But, being a chemical, vaccine is not completely harmless -- regardless of either placebo and nocebo effects at work.
Which pharmaceutical is completely harmless, by the way?
Every medication has its side effects, and many -- approved by the FDA -- had to be later recalled as lethal. But, with this good global psychosis and paranoia going on, it simply doesn't matter, does it.
A bit of logicalness might help. Namely, if all those world renowned virologists were silenced after opposing to the whole racket, one way or another, why not suppose that the true number of those seriously affected by the vaccine was suppressed.
Unrelated to our story, these days there are massive demonstrations in France urging the government to step out of NATO -- and there is not a single thing about it on our TV news. And when in our huge city every weekend there were massive demonstrations against mandatory vaccination, not a single mention of it was there on our news.
Those selective and censored news would rather give you a story about a "certain member of a certain royal family being upset over some family matters" -- which no one alive could care about -- but not about those thousands of people marching downtown and protesting.
But, let's get back to suppressing the numbers of those negatively affected by the vaccine.
And I mean those with a stroke after being vaccinated; a blood clot; a paralysis; a heart muscle inflammation; a reproductive function messed up; and who knows what else.
Hey, how do we "know" anything at all without the news media feeding us their stories?
Really, isn't the whole "age of information" one joke in which those in power are using the media to selectively serve us the "information" which we "only need to know"?
Long live freedom of journalism, with their slogan "people have the right to know"!
What we needed to know instead, were the stories about variants and boosters. Aren't we lucky to have those guardian angels at high places? So, let's keep rolling up our sleeves, for there comes another winter, and with it some brand new tiny critter to make us sick.
Being a strong believer in the science of psycho-neuro-immunology, I am shamelessly theorizing that even our yearly flu "season" is but the result of less sunshine, shorter days, lower moods, more depression with life coming down to work, sleep, and spending time indoors.
Works wonders for propagation of coronavirus and its variants -- with, of course, a need for another booster shot.
Success of every business is based on the ability to create a "need" for its product. Fear makes that need amplified to the nth potency.
What doesn't kill you mutates and tries again.
"Rumors, Rumors, and Some More Rumors"
Among some other advantages over the "true stories", conspiracy theory can afford to include any "garbage" imaginable, so why wouldn't I use that privilege here.
So, in my story, hospitals were given $50,000 for each covid case, and $75,000 for each case where a ventilator had to be used for shortness of breath. In my dark imagination, I am seeing the hospital administrations celebrating over that easy money.
Hey, that dude with a broken leg looks like a perfect candidate for a "case". And that hysterical lady with shortness of breath due to her anxiety attack is another $75,000 of easy money in the pocket.
Boy, I am having fun making all this shit up!
I might even talk about those poor old geezers dying more from loneliness after their families were forbidden to visit them -- than from the virus. Actually, I am "imagining" this holistic psychiatrist, let's call her Dr. Kelly Brogan MD, who said at the very start that "people would be dying more from fear than from the virus itself".
In my story, she was promptly removed from the social media for "spreading misinformation".
What about that untold number of doctors and nurses worldwide who refused to get vaccinated and lost their livelihood as the result. Not talking about some ignorants, but medical professionals who found enough scientifically based reasons not to have that poorly tested crap injected into their bodies.
Now, aren't we lucky that all this is only "hypothetical and imaginary"?
Or is it?
How many times a "conspiracy theory" merely turned out to be a spoiler to the real thing that was later on uncovered?
Now, all kinds of things I could have dumped into this story of mine, but then there must come the time to end it.
So I hope that some of you at least had some dark fun reading it, as I certainly enjoyed writing it.
If anything is good about them, pandemics are a source of some astronomical profits.
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