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Become a Millionaire Overnight
Making a million dollars doesn't need to be difficult. With the secrets I'm about to reveal, you'll have your million dollars in just one day.
One of the hottest subjects on the Internet is how to make money. Investors are always searching for ways to beat the stock market. Or they're learning how to start a profitable internet business. People worldwide want to know how to turn their hard-earned cash into millions overnight. This article is for those people. Nobody knows better than I do the joys of being able to make money without skills, a job, or creativity. After all, it's the American Way to try to earn money without actually doing anything. This is where stoners and CEO's have a lot in common.
So here is a list of ways you can make millions of dollars overnight:
Invest in a Hot Stock
The above chart is meant to represent just about any hot stock. Although my chart takes place over many years, this chart can represent a stock over any time period. It might be a few days, to a few weeks, to a few decades.
Here's the key to making a million dollars in a short span of time investing. Invest that money in the stock when it's not worth anything and sell the stock when it's worth a lot. Since most people have a thousand dollars, let's start there. Find a stock that's not worth very much, invest your thousand dollars in it. Then just wait until it multiplies in value by one thousand times. Then you sell it. You will have a million dollars.
Of course, many stocks cost a lot of money. Some cost ten dollars a share. Others cost a hundred dollars a share or even over one thousand dollars a share. However, sometimes not everyone has enough money to invest. Therefore, I recommend investing in penny stocks. Because if you buy a thousand shares of a stock that only costs a penny per share and it grows to be worth a thousand dollars per share, you will have a million dollars.
Help the Nigerians
Nigeria is a small African nation located on the west side of the continent. Apparently, the country is full of people with a lot of money who are anxious to transfer it into your bank account. You just have to give them your bank account number. Also, give them your social security number and a few other pieces of information. There is apparently some problem in Nigeria that prevents them from transferring their money from one bank to another. However, they're super nice people who just want to conduct some bank transfers and help the people who help them. How better to become a millionaire than to let somebody give you a million dollars? These offers come in all the time via email. Just answer them and give them all your personal information. You'll be set for life!
Win the Lottery
If you watch the news, somebody is always winning the lottery. Sometimes it's the Powerball or some smaller state lottery.
There's no reason that person can't be you. Winning the lottery just depends on picking the right series of numbers. The next step is having them show up on those little ping pong balls. Don't let the odds of actually winning dissuade you from playing. That's because your odds of winning are just as good as anybody else's odds. Furthermore, there are lots of lotteries too. There's the Mega Millions and state lotteries and those scratch tickets. Some of the scratch tickets have 3:1 odds, so if you buy three tickets you're going to win at least once. Seems like if you buy a whole bunch, your odds of winning big are huge.
Inheriting a million dollars is easiest when you're related to a millionaire who leaves a million dollars to you in their will. Done. However, if you aren't related to a millionaire, I suggest contacting your oldest living relative and encouraging them to play the lottery. They can also open a business, or invest in a hot stock so that they can easily make a million dollars and leave it to you in their will. This has a higher probability of working if you're the one who gives them the advice. If that leads to them making the million dollars, they're that much more likely to leave it to you.
One other option here is to read the obituaries, attend funerals, and then figure out where wills are being read. If you do a little research, you can generally figure out who has money and who doesn't. Usually, a good sign is an expensive funeral. Then show up to the reading of the will and claim you're a long lost relative and that you're entitled to some of the inheritance. This is a long shot in terms of making a million dollars. However the odds are actually better than the lottery in many cases, so it's worth a try. Then again, it does require a bit more work than some of the other options.
So there is your list of ways to make a million dollars in less than 48 hours. Should you succeed in one of these endeavors and make your million dollars, please remember where you got your information and think of me for any anonymous donations. Or leave me something in your will.
This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.
© 2011 Sychophantastic
famliyfirstjp on April 15, 2015:
I would be very interested. I would take 50% gladly. Sign me up
Sychophantastic (author) from Texas on February 04, 2015:
You are so right. Don't take money from Nigerians. Liberians, however, will make you a millionaire easily.
Barbara AK on February 04, 2015:
Not a really good way to become a millionaire overnight. I hope no one falls for it, especially accepting money from Nigerians. Like they really have money to give away? They are very poor and if they are giving you money you better believe it's coming from something illegal and that they are trying to launder it. You could be arrested no questions asked even if you knew nothing about it. Hello? Terrible advice.
beaddve on June 13, 2012:
Hey, I have no money at all, but if you are helping me to get 1 million in 48 hours, I will share 50% with you. LOL
supermom_in_ny from NY on April 29, 2012:
Stocks can really make you some money. I got my oldest to invest in sharebuilder. He really got into and started reading u on different stocks. He decided to buy some stocks in a new company. When he woke up the next morning, the company had made some awesome deal and his stock went up. He made $12,000. in profits. :)
Mom to 7 kids, teaching them young about money. My son is now 24, investing in rental properties.
Voted up! ;)
quicksand on April 27, 2012:
Well, I am not so greedy. I would be content with half a million dollars in twenty four hours! I am going to try out all your tips except the last one.
But first of all and most importantly, I would like to know how you would like to be paid when I achieve my target ... PayPal, AlertPay, Western Union, direct transfer, cashiers check ... ?
Thanks again for the tips!
Shasta Matova from USA on April 27, 2012:
LOL these are great tips! So easy to follow too! Thank you very much. I just might leave you some money in my will for you, if any of these work out for me.
Ruchira from United States on April 27, 2012:
first timer to your hub; I guess the title attracted me...lol
Funny hub, indeed!
Jessee R from Gurgaon, India on April 27, 2012:
A PHANTASTIC hub :) enjoyed reading it all along...but hey! This funny thing is reality goin on...
Mahaveer Sanglikar from Pune, India on April 27, 2012:
Great fun. So how much you have received ind donations?
H C Palting from East Coast on April 18, 2012:
Hilarious, you would not believe the outrageous lies that people fall for during phone solicitations. Voted up and funny!
Ruchi Urvashi from Singapore on December 24, 2011:
Very funny. Enjoyed reading your hub.
Sychophantastic (author) from Texas on October 26, 2011:
Thanks everyone for the lovely comments and for reading and enjoying my hub.
kmackey32 from Pittsburgh PA on October 26, 2011:
I love this hub. It is sooooo Funny.....
doodlebugs from Southwest on October 26, 2011:
Funny Hub, good job. It's hard to believe the Nigerian scammers still find victims, but if one person out of 10,000 accepted the deal, they could stay in business.
dinkan53 from India on October 26, 2011:
Finding the best ways to make a million dollars coupled with the right attitude and discipline is sure ticket to becoming a millionaire in a small time. Value your money no matter how small it is and inspire yourself by reading and learning from successful millionaires. Their life stories will reveal to you the other different ways to make a million dollars
KathyH from Waukesha, Wisconsin on October 26, 2011:
OMG, I didn't realize this was so EASY! Thanks for the tips! ;) And just send me your bank account number and ss info and I'll share my million once I get it! Soooo funny!! Thanks for the giggles! :) (And I am KIDDING about the account number and ss info!!!)
Jeannie Marie from Baltimore, MD on October 26, 2011:
Thank you for sharing this important information. I know now that I am on my way to earning millions in no time. You are so generous to share this!
Julie S Ross from Irvine, California on October 26, 2011:
Yes, very funny!
Sondra from Neverland on October 26, 2011:
Ha!! I loved reading this hub so early in the morning. Now my day has started out with a good laugh. Oh, be right back. I just got an email from Nigeria and someone needs my help ;)
Julianna from SomeWhere Out There on October 25, 2011:
Funny! Lololo! Yes Nigerians are very nice people, I guess the government feels if they transfer to much they will go broke. loololo! The Lottery? Must not forget there are companies out there who claim they can pick your numbers. lolo! I have tried them and nothing yet, I will let you know if I win.:D
Pollyannalana from US on October 25, 2011:
Nigeria got me...I lost it right there! Great fun hub idea. Gonna take us some to match this! Voted up and across!
Hillbilly Zen from Kentucky on October 25, 2011:
Thanks for the excellent ideas! All I had on my list was the lottery (otherwise known as my retirement portfolio) or marry an obscenely rich elderly fella with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Great Hub - voted up and funny. Now where did I put that lottery ticket....
Admiral_Joraxx from Philippines on October 25, 2011:
Nyahaha! Nice one! Voted very funny! Well, these stuffs stands a chance. I can't wait to see people get richer. Hehehe!
Cloverleaf from Calgary, AB, Canada on October 25, 2011:
This was great! You've really put a smile on my face this evening. I'm off to buy my lottery ticket for this weekend's draw - wish me luck! Voted up, funny and sharing.
hazelwood4 from Owensboro, Kentucky on October 25, 2011:
Ha ha ha! This is so funny! Boy, did I click on this one fast! Great catchy title! Voted up and funny!
Cindy Murdoch from Texas on October 25, 2011:
This was way too funny. When word gets out about this excellent plan of yours, we are all going to be rich!!! In fact I'm going to go start holding my breath right now, because I'm feeling lucky!!!!
Voting up and sharing!
Terrye Toombs from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map. on October 25, 2011:
Rotflmbo! TOOOO funny! I love it! Voted UP! Thank you for the laugh. :)
RTalloni on October 25, 2011:
In 37 minutes it will be morning in my neck of the woods. I'm guessing this hub will have a score of 99.5 by then. :) You're gonna freak out those crawly things on the search engines.
Victoria Lynn from Arkansas, USA on October 25, 2011:
Funny, funny hub! Loved it. And you are sooooo right in your subtle sarcasm. Voted up, interesting, awesome, and funny! Going to share it with followers, too!