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Rude, Funny & Animal Themed Doormats

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The place to find your perfect doormat!

Are you looking for a funny doormat that matches your personality? Need a great gift for a housewarming? These doormats are not only hilarious, they're totally functional. Why not give your guests a chuckle as they wait for you to answer the door? After all life is too short for a serious "Welcome" mat!

Go for something that is funny, or even look for something that will chase away those unwanted guests. There is no wrong answer when looking for the perfect doormat!

Well Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit Look Who's Here Doormat


Nothing says welcome like a doormat that talks about Butter And your Butt, win, win combo there! Even city folk will appreciate the down home vibe from this doormat.

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Go Away! Funny Door Mat

Sweet Home Go Away Doormat

It's simple, it's stylish & it displays your inner hatred for drop by guests...Go Away!

Please Stay on the Mat Funny Entry Mat

"Please Stay On Mat. Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."

Truly my fave, I even own this one! it has a clear easy to follow message that even the vacuum salesmen can follow.

Welcome Just Don't Expect Much

Welcome - Just Don't Expect Much. Basically how I feel whenever anyone comes to my house. Might as well lay it all out there right upfront!

Looking for a decorative doormat with a little attitude? Tired of boring old doormats? Then take a look at the funny doormat collection from High Cotton. This Fun & Functional Howdy Doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

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Welcome, when you're here, you're family ... Doormat

Welcome, when you're here, you're family. Sure you still want in?

Nice, classy & even throws in a tiny warning. This one is great for those friendly folk I hear about that actually want visitors...crazy.

Hi I'm Mat Funny Doormat

Hi. I'm Mat

Meet Mat, he's kind of a doormat but is dealing with it. He's very straight forward & a simple kind of guy. But he really lets people walk all over him. It's sad really, poor guy has no spine....no literally, he has no spine at all. He's just a doormat.

Hair Of The Dog Doormat

Hair Of The Dog?

Help yourself it's all over the house.

You should expect a nose to the crotch at this house too! But seriously it is the dogs house so if you have a dog hair problem don't go in his house!

Ask Not For Whom the Dog Barks Doormat

Ask Not for Whom The Dog Barks.

It Barks for thee.

It's classy yet still funny & pet related. Seems like the perfect doormat to me!

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Come in. Relax. Take your top off. Doormat

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Come In Relax Take Your Top Off Doormat

What more can you ask for, it's friendly, involves beer & makes a topless comment! great for dorms, apartments, or anyplace that is beer friendly...like a bar!

Welcome Goodbye Doormat


It's two doormats in one! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat says hello on the way in and goodbye on the way out, making your doormat space always useful and revolving. What else can you ask for from a funny doormat. A perfect home decor gag gift! The Welcome Goodbye Doormat is a high quality doormat, not just a flimsy little regular old one. # Welcome Goodbye Doormat measures: 18" by 30" (3/4 in. thickness) # Made from all-natural coconut fiber which is an excellent dirt-trapper; # This mat is stenciled with permanent fade resistant dyes.Toss the Old Welcome Mat in the Trash

The Cat Day 751 Funny Doormat

"The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope is eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane."

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Beat it, Hippie. Doormat

Just in case you you have a hippie outbreak in your area.

My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... Doormat


My two favorite things are guns and sleeping late ... This funny doormat will keep your early morning visitors at bay or at least let them know you have a sense of humor....or a gun and a temper.

Beware Dog Can't Hold it's Licker Doormat

Beware:

Dog Can't Hold it's Licker.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Come Back with a Warrant Doormat


Nothing says i hate people like a come back with a warrant doormat...Imagine how funny it would be if the cops actually HAVE a warrant! No really, we respect cops and that wouldn't be funny at all. Unless it was the neighbors house, then it would be really funny.

Beer gets you in the door. Doormat


What a nice way to beg for beer!

WOW! Nice Underwear Doormat


This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash. This hilarious doormat is a perfect gift.

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

Enter At Your Own Risk Coir Doormat

This beautifully designed hand-woven doormat will enhance your entry way or patio. It's made from the highest quality all natural coconut fiber, which is an excellent dirt-trapper. This mat is hand stenciled with permanent fade-resistant dyes. Size: 3/4" thickness 18 in x 30 in.

Wrong Address Doormat

Wrong Address Doormat

Because you want to stay under the radar!

Our Dog is Not a Biter Doormat

Dogs A Humper Doormat

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

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We're So Excited To See You Pet Doormat

We're Excited To See You Doormat

This Fun & Functional We're So Excited To See You is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat reads: We're so excited to see you we don't know whether to pee on the floor or tear up the couch!

To Fish, Or Not to Fish? Doormat

To Fish Or Not To Fish, What a stupid question.

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Doormat - Don't Make Me Come Out There - Dog

Don't Make Me Come Out There. -Dog

Our Fun & Functional doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash, Dry flat.

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A Fragile Dog Doormat

A fragile and very sensitive big ass dog lives here.

Probably best not to ring the doorbell then.

I Golf Therefore I Am Not Here Doormat

I Golf, Therefore I Am Not Here

This fun & functional doormat is 18" x 27", made of Olefin Indoor/Outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges, and printed with color fast ink. Care is simple, Just wash with hose and brush. Do Not machine wash.

Howdy! - Let me know what you think....

Susan300 on February 05, 2014:

Lots of funnies, but the 'cone' one made me actually LOL! :)

Giovanna from UK on January 14, 2014:

What a laugh - fantastic lens. Thanks for sharing.

Drake McSherry from Milwaukee, WI on January 13, 2014:

This was great, I needed a laugh!

Carolan Ross from St. Louis, MO on November 20, 2013:

LOVE these funny doormats! One of my favorites was not here though, and would make a good addition. "We serve only the finest California wines. Did you bring any?" HEHEHE!

tonyleather on November 10, 2013:

Wonderful selection of comical doormats!

kju385 on November 05, 2013:

Great selection, now I'm seriously considering of ordering one of those funny ones for my home :D

TanoCalvenoa on October 04, 2013:

Another vote for the "Please Stay on the Mat" as best one on the page.

umbrella-bagger on September 13, 2013:

I love the "Please Stay on the Mat" door mat. So funny.

NatureFan LM on September 07, 2013:

I laughed out loud several time while reading this. This was great. :)

steadytracker lm on August 31, 2013:

Wow, these are some really great door mats. Some of them are quite funny too. Thank you for taking the time to share them with us.

ghoststorylover on August 22, 2013:

I just love these! I think my favorite is the "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" one! lmao!!

manicnymph on July 30, 2013:

There are so many good ones it's hard to make a choice! Thanks for the laugh!

tok2gman on May 29, 2013:

Nice lens. Funny too. Thanks.

suepogson on May 26, 2013:

Very funny. "It's all fun and games until someone ends up in a cone' Is hysterical. ye s- I have dogs. Thanks for the laugh

SteveKaye on May 24, 2013:

Great fun. Thank you for publishing this lens. I needed a good distraction.

junkcat on May 23, 2013:

There are some very cute door mats have to get one.

cmadden on May 21, 2013:

Some very funny ones here! Cat Day 751 and the crazy cat lady one are especially appropriate....

anonymous on April 24, 2013:

Really nice selection, I am really considering the "say no to pot" one

AlleyCatLane on March 27, 2013:

I love these! I especially like the cat day 751.

FancyThatUK on March 06, 2013:

I love the Warning: Dog has no respect for personal space! That is brilliant!! My parents totally need that

Mark Falco from Reno, Nevada on March 02, 2013:

Thanks for the laughs! A couple of those cat ones would be highly appropriate for my house...especially the one about maiming guests lol (he's not as cute as he looks and many have found that out a little too late!)

john9229 on February 24, 2013:

So many choices! Nice Animal Themed Doormats

Sandy Mertens from Frozen Tundra on February 20, 2013:

These gave me a good laugh today.

weirdproduct on February 15, 2013:

These are all funny, but my favorite one is "Go Away". It is just si simplistic and to the point. Love it!

robbieshaws on February 15, 2013:

one doesn't have to be an animal lover in order to enjoy the humor in this lens. thanks for sharing

kerilovesadeal on February 11, 2013:

The "Please Stay on the Mat Funny Doormat" really had me laughing. Now, if only you could get that as a door bell ring... Interesting, huh? :) Great lens! :D

anonymous on February 03, 2013:

I want a "The Neighbors Have Better Stuff" doormat!

LiliLove on February 02, 2013:

These are awesome!

Myreda Johnson from Ohio USA on January 30, 2013:

These are great. It would be hard to choose.

anonymous on January 27, 2013:

Fantastic selection !!!Could do with one of each - and change it according to my mood !

Lee from Derbyshire, UK on January 13, 2013:

Lol, I honestly didn't realise there were so many novelty mats out there! Some are great!

Joan Haines on January 06, 2013:

I'm getting the "Hi. I'm Mat." mat. Perfect.

ismeedee on January 03, 2013:

These are so fantastic!!! I've never actually seen these before; I'd have trouble choosing between several of them! They'd make quite a fun and quirky present too!!

David-N on December 21, 2012:

I love the dachshund one because he certainly is!

fionaagee42 on December 15, 2012:

I love no shoes doormat :)

anonymous on December 11, 2012:

Hehehe, nice lens - so many funny doormats ideas. Beat it hippie is still my favorite, really great lens

tudorose on December 06, 2012:

Really entertaining. Thank you.

Carolan Ross from St. Louis, MO on October 31, 2012:

Funny doormats make the best housewarming gifts. One of my favorites says "We serve only the best California wine. Did you bring any?"

spids1 on October 06, 2012:

Great lens very well written.

Essentially Ind on September 24, 2012:

These are really cool...............:)

einsteinmoomjy on September 13, 2012:

A couple of winers live here. Love it!

CanvasArtPrint LM on July 19, 2012:

So many great ideas, thanks!

TheCoolStuffHQ on July 18, 2012:

Awesome funny stuff !

MrAdvice LM on July 16, 2012:

Great idea for a lens. It says something when you make it the whole way through

LouJon on July 15, 2012:

Haha, some really funny mats here, my favourite has to be the "reminder - do not jump on the nice people" mat....Great lens :)

CristianStan on July 15, 2012:

Who said that funny stuffs can only be printed on tshirts? We can also make cook stuffs in doormats that could make every visitor smile before they come in and as they left.

SpenceG on July 14, 2012:

I like this one, "My Bite Is Worse Than My Bark Doormat." But in reality, it's the opposite for our dog.

ResearchAddict on July 09, 2012:

These are really funny. I especially love "A couple of winers live here"!

BestMusicGear on July 05, 2012:

Very funny stuff!

winter aconite on July 04, 2012:

Love this lens!!!!!

BestLaminateInc1 on June 22, 2012:

What a great ideas! Funny and creative- love it !!!

hntrssthmpsn on June 17, 2012:

Some of these are hilarious! The "Hair of the Dog" door mat would be great to put out the day after a party, when there are the inevitable quick visits from guests who left some item behind when they went home. Great collection!

menskincaretips on June 16, 2012:

Hilarious! I never thought a doormat could be so funny! I definitely have to get one, the finish line doormat is my favorite. Awesome lens!

nicole-young on June 11, 2012:

funny mats. I like this lens a lot. : )

steph-naylor on May 29, 2012:

Great Lens! I'm actually crying with laughter! Thanks ever so much! Im definitely going to recommend your Lens to my friends!

kmyangel on May 26, 2012:

Wipe Feet To Continue mat is very funny :))

crstnblue on May 18, 2012:

Very nice lens and collection of doormats! Lots of smiles!

SellClean on May 11, 2012:

Great collection! Thanks for sharing.

gatornic15 on May 11, 2012:

Great selection of doormats!

futurefocus57 on May 11, 2012:

"I tend to let people walk all over me"...Mat

faber80 on May 09, 2012:

lovely doormats!

mywyomingadventure on May 09, 2012:

These are too funny!

makemoneyonline5 on May 07, 2012:

Love the door mats. What a clever idea for a lens!

Heidi Vincent from GRENADA on May 04, 2012:

Really nice and FUNNY!

MrsZ LM on May 04, 2012:

Who knew there were so many clever door mats out there...my fave...the 'butter my butt' doormat...seriously funny!!

bossypants on May 04, 2012:

You've found some very funny doormats! Everyone should read this lens first thing in the morning and start the day with a smile! Hope I'm not the only squidlike you get for Lumpy Rug Day!

anonymous on May 04, 2012:

Lovely lens.. :)

PippiDust on May 03, 2012:

Great doormats and a lot of new ideas.

goo2eyes lm on May 03, 2012:

blessings and congratulations for winning the purple star. thank you for sharing. i submitted this lens as my rug quest.

Country Sunshine from Texas on May 03, 2012:

Lots of fun! I like your collection!

OUTFOXprevention1 on May 03, 2012:

Funny lens! I need a few of these!

glutenallergy on May 03, 2012:

We've actually got the "Cat, Day 751..." doormat, and I'm amused by the reactions whenever someone takes the time to read it. There are some great doormats here!

AustriaChick on May 03, 2012:

Fun lens ... loved it!

karMALZEKE on May 03, 2012:

Nice selection

Marilyn Thompson from Washington State on May 03, 2012:

Funny!So many would be appropriate

ogrote on April 30, 2012:

Every doormat has a story!

aussieremovals on April 04, 2012:

Really very funny quotes on the doormat... I really enjoyed it...

anonymous on March 30, 2012:

I think its funny that your rude and funny doormats lens is a solid tier 1 lens. Hey, its all good, and cool what people like! :D

Ladyeaglefeather on March 22, 2012:

What a great fun lens

siobhanryan on March 21, 2012:

Has to be (Don't make me come out there Dog). Very good.

gravityx9 on March 18, 2012:

lol!!! what a fun lens! PINNED!

CarpetCleaningG on March 06, 2012:

Haha, these are great, I've never seen these before. Very good. Last one I saw was years ago "Bone appetite" for a dog

anonymous on March 03, 2012:

I'm looking for a doormat I saw once that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

anonymous on February 19, 2012:

I'm looking for the mat that says, Cover me, I'm goin' in.

PapaKork on January 04, 2012:

This is great! I never knew there were so many choices in doormats, this is all new to me, love it!

Bob Zau on January 02, 2012:

Very clever niche to write about, well done.

WriterJanis2 on December 16, 2011:

Very fun ideas.

DesignZeal on December 11, 2011:

These are really hilarious! I'm still laughing over the "Beat it, hippie" one - the very thought of the look on my in-laws' faces if they were greeted with that doormat makes me want to laugh out loud :)

jimmyworldstar on December 08, 2011:

The go away one is pretty hilarious, as is the please stay on the mat one. I wonder how many people would actually leave or stay because of the impression they got from the mat.

anonymous on November 29, 2011:

Hilarious! "Butter My Butt & Call Me a Biscuit" is my favorite but they are all great.

seosmm on November 27, 2011:

Very nice lens!

anonymous on November 25, 2011:

Nice lens thanks for sharing. Squid-liked

NorDac LM on November 24, 2011:

Nice collectionSquid Angel Blessed

baincol on November 22, 2011:

I never knew there were so many doormats for sale, very funny.

Showpup LM on November 19, 2011:

LOVE these doormats. Fun.

privresearch on November 17, 2011:

I love the funny doormats :)

Carolan Ross from St. Louis, MO on November 14, 2011:

Oh these ARE very funny doormats! I saw one somewhere that said..."We serve only the finest french wines. Did you bring any?" Nice selection here, Miz Groovy Finds.

modernchakra on November 10, 2011:

Hilarious and a great idea of lens! I don't have a funny mat but I do have one that is a Iran, a gift from my Aunt's house, that is definitely too fancy for a doormat, but it is lovely and worth the use! These are funny though.. hmmm I know where I am coming when it is time for a change. Nice work!

ForestBear LM on November 09, 2011:

ha ha, great selection you have featured here. Thumbs up

Odille Rault from Gloucester on November 08, 2011:

Oh, these are Fabulous! I love them - I didn't know there were so many funny doormats! I can't choose between them there are so many fun ones! I think I'd need to have a few and change them around! :)