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Tweetledee, Tweedledum and Tweeting-don?

From one good friend to another

Chris Mills (cam8510) suggested I write a satirical poem featuring Tweetledee and Tweetledon? Tweetledee could be Assad or Putin. To add to the mix is Tweeting-don.

Here you go Chris, I hope I did not disappoint.

tweetledee-tweedledum-and-tweeting-don

Tweedledum and Tweedledee are fictional characters in an English nursery rhyme and in Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There. Their names may have originally come from an epigram written by poet John Byrom.

Epigram: Per Wikipedia: 1. a pithy saying or remark expressing an idea in a clever and amusing way. 2. a short poem, especially a satirical one.

Epigram Personality: Silly, Obnoxious, Nonsensical, Hyperactive, Cunning, Whimsical, Childish

Appearance: Pink nose, Red hair, Black shoes

Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweeting-don

Tweedledee, the president of Rushing Red

Grins as he thinks of Tweeting-don

With whom (so to speak) he is in bed

If Tweeting-don found himself to be the puppet

Then their Bromance would be dead


Tweedledee stuck his pink nose in the US elections

At Tweeting-don specific directions

To smear his opponent with innuendos, lies and questions

And no one cared enough to make corrections


Then Tweedledee thumbed his pink nose

And took his bromance in a different direction

As he danced around with Tweedledum

And contemplated their unholy connection


Tweedledee wasn’t done with Tweeting-don

Although he was in alliance with Tweetledum

When Tweedledum set off his dirty bomb

With pretend concerned from Tweeting-don


For Tweetledee to get his way

And Tweeting-don to have his say

They must pretend there are no ties

As the strings attached implies


To break the look of their coalition

Tweeting-don must break with all tradition

To make it look like there’s no connection

He sent bombs per his ex-opponent’s suggestion


Tweeting-don, did not intend to hit anyone

Just empty warehouses

To make it appear

He and Tweedledee have no connection


The Presidential election 2016?

© 2017 Shyron E Shenko

Comments

C E Clark from North Texas on April 20, 2021:

So now they're admitting Putin messed with the 2020 presidential election, and maybe others (senate, House etc.). Biden has put sanctions on Russia as pay back and I've read Putin plans to hit back.

They need to talk more about how Putin messed with the 2016 election, spreading lies about Hillary through social media. Most, if not all, of the reasons everyone loved to hate Hillary was because of the Putin lies they read on social media and gullibly believed.

So nice to have a civilized president in charge who doesn't yell at the reporters for asking him questions.

Posting this on AH & FB.

Hope you are continuing to take precautions to stay well. Blessings, dear friend . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on April 07, 2021:

What's keeping Putin? Why hasn't he come and hauled Trump away? Love this picture of him doing that, but why hasn't he been here to take Trump back home with him?

Understand he's (Trump) starting his own Twitter-like business so no one can ban his idiocy. Have to admit not having to hear about his latest Tweets every day has been a welcome change.

Blessings, dear friend. Hope all is well with you and that those you love are safe and healthy.

C E Clark from North Texas on February 13, 2021:

Well, Donny isn't tweeting anymore as he's been banned for life.

I do love your photo above, and now that TweedleDUM is out of service, I'm still waiting for Putin to come and collect him. Thought Putty would have been on the spot to help Donny get moved out of the White House immediately.

So strange to wake up to a quiet day with no crazy tweets or new disasters in the news. No Trump disasters anyway. Plenty of other issues, but hopefully they'll get worked out soon.

Posting this on AH & FB.

Hope you're planning to stay in where it's warm from the snow and cold and safe from the virus. Take care . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on January 08, 2021:

So glad your son has improved. The number of deaths from this awful virus are unbelievable. Nearly 4,000 a day now! Walter (your son) is so fortunate to be getting through it. I hope the long term effects will be minimal, or even better, nonexistent. I hope he will get better every day.

Wanted to put a comment on the Twitchy Thumb article, but I see Maven has taken the ability for people to leave comments on it away. Was going to remark on the social media places that have taken Trump's ability to tweet or say anything on Instagram or FB away.

Hope you and your new friend Walter are staying well also and taking precautions. The virus is raging terribly and it's going to get worse before it gets better with all the super spreading going on. A lot of new cases will likely come out of the mob that stormed the Capitol in D.C on Wednesday. Then all the holiday gatherings and travel. Likely the death rate will pass 4,000 a day as things are going.

Blessings to you dear friend, and to both of your Walters. Stay well.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on December 31, 2020:

Au fait, thanks for the comments and posting on FB & AH.

I also have high hopes for the justices that they will judge fairly in all cases before them.

Walter (my boyfriend) and I are well, my son Walter has had a really rough time with Covid-19 and it was touch and go for a while and he is just now coming out of it, but still on oxygen.

I do hope you are doing well.

Blessings and hugs.

C E Clark from North Texas on December 31, 2020:

Trump was surprised to discover that even his personal appointees to SCOTUS refused to hear his case. He has no case and he had expected to get preferential treatment since he put the last 3 justices on the court. Hopefully they will continue to keep politics out of their decisions.

Posting this to FB & AH.

Hope all is well with you and Walter. Thank you for the card. Keep yourselves safe and may God shower you with blessings . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on November 18, 2020:

Kinda looks like Putin is going to have to come and haul Trump away physically, since he refuses to accept he has lost, and refuses to leave the Whitehouse. Wouldn't you think a 74 year old man would be embarrassed and humiliated to behave the way he is? Of course, like most Republicans, Trump has no shame. No depth is too far to stoop. Wonder if he will grovel when security goes to drag him out of the Whitehouse . . .

He is currently a security risk because he won't allow Biden to get the briefings he needs to get up to date on foreign affairs, and of course he's trying to get another war started, this time with Iran.

Seems like Trump is determined to go out under such loathesome conditions that no president will have the slightest chance of beating him for the title of worst president in all of U.S. history.

Well, personally, I'm looking forward to some boredom, where our president doesn't screw up in the worst ways 4-5 times a day so that one has no hope of keeping up with his screwups.

Putin would likely come and get Trump -- except that Putin doesn't want him either. Trump has already delivered all he can, so now it's disposable time for Putin. Time to dump Trump.

Hope we can make it to Jan. 20 without any horrible drama. Posting this to FB & AH.

Blessings dear friend. Take care, and stay safe.

C E Clark from North Texas on September 03, 2020:

Seems the reports on Trump receiving and accepting, even asking for help to win the 2016 election are coming out, where he had hidden them previously. He's doing it again. That makes him a traitor to the U.S., and an illegitimate president. Since he got away with it last time and worked so well, Trump and his buddies (Putin for one) are going to do it again. Not really even trying to cover it up this time since neither his supporters nor the Republicans in charge are bothered by it. So get ready for 4 more years of a fake president.

Posting this to AH & FB.

Temperatures seem to be cooling down a little earlier than usual. That's fine with me. Hope you and Walter are doing well and staying safe. Blessings, dear friend . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on July 18, 2019:

Trump has put his foot in it again, but in truth (something foreign and mysterious to our president), he puts his foot in it several times everyday.

Telling "The Squad" to go back to their homelands and try to improve things there before working on the U.S. Thing is, the U.S. is home to 3 of the members of The Squad who were born here, and the 4th is as much a citizen of this country as Trump's parents were. Were Trump's 1st and 3rd wives naturalized citizens?

But otherwise, unaware by the stable genius, The Squad is doing exactly what Trump said they should -- trying to clean up the God Awful mess Trump is creating by the minute.

Trump would do better to try and figure out why our Union soldiers took control of all the airports around the country during the Revolutionary War. That is definitely a question for a "stable genius."

Hope all is well with you. Blessings, dear friend . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on March 06, 2019:

Have read recently that Russia has blackmail material on Trump and they are not all that happy that their fondest dream -- having sanctions dropped -- has not happened. Seems they are having a bit of buyer's remorse that may get worse with them publicizing some of Trump's more treasonous activities if they don't get what they invested in when they swung the election.

Hope all is well dear friend. Blessings . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on January 13, 2019:

Now that the FBI has come clean about investigating Trump for treason, that cartoon at the top of this poem is all the more meaningful. Might Putin haul Trump off to Russia where he can be exiled to avoid prison? I have heard/read rumors since before Trump was elected (which he really wasn't because it has been determined and publicized that Russia did actually mess with the votes in WI and MI among other places). So it turns out he's a traitor after all, and then he dares to insult our generals and former FBI directors who try to keep our country safe from people like Trump!

Hope all is well with you and that you are keeping warm. We're to have some very cold nights, then a brief warmer spell and then plunging temperatures starting again next Saturday night (22º). Blessings to you dear friend . . .

C E Clark from North Texas on December 31, 2018:

The photo suggests that Putin has come to carry Trump away, like guys used to carry their sweethearts away in more romantic times. But why would Putin carry Trump away? Who would want him around 24/7? He doesn't seem to have kept him long if he carried him away in the first place. After all, Trump is still here running this country into the ground. It seems to be a natural talent for him because he's doing it with such ease. His history shows that everything he touches turns to gold -- the smelly kind. Not a good thing.

The government is not a business nor meant to make a profit. It's purpose is to keep order, protect us, and basically serve the people's larger needs (clean water, infrastructure, etc.).

Trump had 6 bankruptcies, so he wasn't so good at business either. Who runs a gambling casino into the ground and goes broke?

Blessings dear friend. Hope 2019 will be a much better year.

C E Clark from North Texas on July 18, 2018:

Now you just need a picture of Trump following Putin around like a puppy. I think after Monday's news conference there can be no question that Trump is not Putin's poodle, but Putin's lap dog.

Hope you are staying inside during our 100+ temps and that all is well with you. Blessings dear friend. Take care . . .

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on October 07, 2017:

Thank you Freya, for the comment and complement, I appreciate you.

Blessings my friend

Freya Cesare from Borneo Island, Indonesia on October 02, 2017:

Auch! The picture says it all.

Good job, Shyron. This is very funny.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on October 01, 2017:

Thank you Larry, I really appreciate you.

Blessings my friend

Larry W Fish from Raleigh on September 29, 2017:

I love the poem and just the picture is worth a thousand words.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on July 23, 2017:

Thank you Tim for the remark.

Tim Truzy from U.S.A. on July 23, 2017:

This is funny! Thanks.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on July 13, 2017:

Au fait, thank you for the compliment and comment.

Tweeting-Don said he would make America Great Again

But, wants to take us back to who knows when

For where he wants to lead there is no rhyme or reason

Maybe it is because it is for Putin he is pleasing.

*

Blessings my dear friend

C E Clark from North Texas on July 05, 2017:

I do like your reference "Tweedle-Don." Oh, it's Tweeting-Don. Sorry. He is sort of a fairy tale character -- like Voldemort.

Tweedle-Don is his own worst enemy. If he would behave with some dignity once . . . but of course that's out of the question given that he's 71 years old and set in his ways, right or wrong.

So well expressed as always. Blessings to you all dear friend.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on May 21, 2017:

Shauna, thank you so much for the compliment and comment, I am so glad you were not disappointed.

Blessings my dear friend.

Shauna L Bowling from Central Florida on May 18, 2017:

Shyron, I read very little political pieces, but I always know yours will be a hoot. You certainly didn't disappoint!

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on May 14, 2017:

Svetlana, thank you for the comments. I believe that Putin is making trump lots of money and trump’s love of money and lust for power is the driving force.

I do believe that they are in cahoots and I believe he has bought most of the congressmen, which is sad for our people who are decent, honest, upright hard working people.

I too love Stephen Colbert.

Blessings my friend

kallini2010 from Toronto, Canada on May 14, 2017:

Shyron:

It sounds very complicated. I don't know if Putin and Trump are in cahoots, but I despise both separately and together.

I love "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", which the only fake news program that I watch.

I laugh, but with a heavy heart.

It is such a sad - dark - macabre fairy tale a la 17th -18th century. Those stories were frightening and there were two mortal sins for children - curiosity and disobedience.

We are curious now, what will happen when we cross the Obedience Line?

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on May 11, 2017:

Shelly, you are such an amazing person, thank you for the song list I can't wait to read it.

Blessings always dear friend.

FlourishAnyway from USA on May 09, 2017:

I'm gonna put together songlist about redheads in pop, rock, and country songs in honor of you, Shyron.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 30, 2017:

Devika, thank you for the comment, we have to look at this situation with humor to keep from crying and feeling sorry for ourselves.

Blessings my friend.

Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on April 25, 2017:

Awesome! You thought of a funny aspect of a life at this moment.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 21, 2017:

Missy, I really appreciate your comments. I just heard this morning Mr. trump met secretly with TWO former presidents of Columbia at his resort in Florida. I guess he is selling America to the highest bidder. Seems to me he is ready to bring about the END OF TIME, I wonder if he ever read a bible.

Blessings dear friend.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 21, 2017:

Audrey, thank you for the comment, so happy this made you guffaw.

Blessings dear friend

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 19, 2017:

Maria, my beautiful friend, thank you so much for the comment, compliment and for your friendship, you are a treasure.

Blessings and hugs.

Audrey Howitt from California on April 17, 2017:

Oh you made me guffaw! Thank you for this!

Brad on April 17, 2017:

Hillary still lost the presidency, and cheated Bernie Sanders out of the democrat primary. It was Bernie supporters that didn't vote for Trump or HRC that she lost the presidency.

Missy Smith from Florida on April 17, 2017:

A bit of humor attached to a truth, Shyron. They truly are these tweedles you characterize here in your poem. It amazes me that some still refuse to see the connection. How much of an in your face does it have to be? I think if there are these many questions, along with an investigation by the FBI that has been in motion since July of last year, I mean, what is it that people don't believe about it? It's such a frustrating time to be living in America. The ones who are investigating and the ones who work in the White House with this Bozo the Clown, need to buckle down and get rid of this fool and his compadres!

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 16, 2017:

Genna, thank you so much for the comment and compliment, I do appreciate you.

My computer has been down for a couple of day so that is why I did not reply to your comment before now.

Blessings dear friend

Maria Jordan from Jeffersonville PA on April 15, 2017:

You rose to this challenge, dear Shyron.

And you can never go wrong with a little Elvis.

Wishing you and those you love a peaceful Easter. Love, Maria

Genna East on April 15, 2017:

Wow...this perfect satire really hit home base. The names fit like two peas in a pod. So Trump merely did what his predecessor wanted to do in the first place. Yet all hailed Trump as if this an entirely new concept. And the band played on. Very cool poem! Happy Easter.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 14, 2017:

Bill, thank you for the comment.

You are welcome,

I wish I could provide levity that would last

I think light-heartedness is a thing of the past

Blessings always

With the current cabal we are headed for a fall.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 14, 2017:

Linda, thank you so much for the comment. I do appreciate you.

Blessings and hugs

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 14, 2017:

Ruby, Ruby, my dear friend, where oh where do we begin

To rid the White House of corruption and sin

When half-truths and lies is what got the gang in

Now this is the worst admin that has ever been

*

*

Blessings and hugs, thank you for the wonderful poem. The picture came from Wikimedia Commons.

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on April 14, 2017:

This is one of those topics it feels good to laugh about, but then we return to reality and realize OMG it's actually happening...then it's not so funny, is it? Anyway, thank you for the levity. It is appreciated.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Thank you Larry, I am glad you enjoyed reading my hub.

Blessings my friend.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Martie, thank you for your comment, I truly appreciate you and I am glad you like the picture.

Blessings my dear friend.

FlourishAnyway from USA on April 13, 2017:

Enjoyed the satire as well as that picture of the bromance. Absolutely Putin helped the Tweeter in Chief get elected. He's a fake President.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Mike, a compliment from you is like getting an a from the teacher. I am humbled and I thank you.

Blessings my friend

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Hari, so good to see you, I appreciate your comment.

Yes, what more is in store for us in the U.S.... and the world over.

Blessings my friend.

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Au fait, thank you so much for the comment and compliment, yes I heard that the airport was in business the next day and very little damage was done. It was obvious that the bombing in Syria was to make it look like trump and Putin do not have an alliance.

Hope all is well with you.

Blessings to you my dear friend

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

John, thank you so much for the comment and compliment, I really appreciate you.

Blessings my friend

John Hansen from Queensland Australia on April 13, 2017:

This is hilarious, Shyron. It also could be very close to the truth. Love the main picture and "Puppet on a String" by Elvis is a perfect choice for a song to accompany it. Loved this.

C E Clark from North Texas on April 13, 2017:

The Syrian airbase Trump bombed was up and working the next day and the runway wasn't damaged. There were some calls to Russia to make sure their most important equipment and their people wouldn't be there when the bombs landed.

Agree it was in part a show to convince the gullible that Trump really isn't sweet on Puttie, but I think it was also to let Kim Jong Un know that Trump would be just as likely to bomb N. Korea if they don't cooperate.

Well done.

Blessings to you all, dear friend. Take care . . .

Hari Prasad S from Bangalore on April 13, 2017:

Great political satire.

Though far afar,

the satire,

that plays all over,

Is hard to ignore.

we are not sure,

What more, in future,

Is in store for US....A!!

- hari

mckbirdbks from Emerald Wells, Just off the crossroads,Texas on April 13, 2017:

Hello Shy - It is good to get the angst of the current environment out of our systems. You certainly did here in this piece. It looks like a classic to me.

Martie Coetser from South Africa on April 13, 2017:

You've nailed a secret affair. One just cannot trust a leader who happens to be a puppet of the enemy. The picture of Putin and The Don is hilarious.

Larry Rankin from Oklahoma on April 13, 2017:

I always enjoy your perspective.

Ruby Jean Richert from Southern Illinois on April 13, 2017:

OMG, where did you get that picture of Putin and The Don? This is hilarious! I'm listening to Elvis X 2, I've never seen that video. I love it and him! Your satire is brilliant.

Tweetledee

When will we be free?

Of the imposter living in our white house

His cabinet reeks of foul play, hiding the truth. I smell a mouse!

Ah the good old days when Bush lied about Weapons Of Mass Destruction

At least he put America first, there were no Russian obstruction

I see prison time for the spy's who report to Putin

Or perhaps a firing squad, who'll shootem

Obama, I know you're happy and free

But we need you back desperately!!!!!!!

Shyron E Shenko (author) from Texas on April 13, 2017:

Jamie, thank you for being the first to read and comment on this, I am glad you got a chuckle.

Blessings my friend

Jamie Lee Hamann from Reno NV on April 13, 2017:

Tweeting-don - this is very funny! Thank you for the giggle this morning. Jamie

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