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The "Alcoholics Unanimous" Pledge: A Silly Rhyme to Entertain

Val enjoys writing his own style of what resembles poetry, just hoping to catch someone's heart on the same page.


I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

-- W.C. Fields

"Let there be light! - said the almighty God

and beer got created smooth and "light"

with all drunk believers giving it a nod

once more delighted at God's might.

Sober ones might call them losers

maybe just jealous about their highs

scared to enlist among happy boozers

the excuse being full of some crappy lies.

So, let those rivers flow of that blessed wine

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that nectar from gods and goddesses alike

what's more noble goal than feeling fine

achieving that outlandish mood spike.

Those taking care of our national wellbeing

should be people with a "spirited" vision

as spirits guide them to easy agreeing

and no happy drunk causes division.

And the weaker our will, the easier we follow

let our bottle stash remain our holy shrine

even with heads pickled and hollow

let us all stick to our good wine.

© 2022 Val Karas

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