A Poem Full of Too Much Information
When a Man sets out to do Poetry he already has to figure it will be taken into some kind of odd consideration to begin with.Oh, Who Cares !
Well, thank you for that...that was way too much TMI...
Thanks for your response...We'll get back with you later..."Goodbye!"
I'm shocked and em-bare-assed for you...and still trying to understand why...
You felt the need to divulge so much more of yourself here... with that reply !
That was just a simple question that only required a simple answer back...from you...
Now...I know your life history...Please tell me you stopped writing and your finally through.
If I were you...I'd hide myself up in a cave for a couple of days...
I'm red and blushing enough for the both of us...it will be some time before it fades.
At what point did you find it necessary to tell us this much personal stuff ?
I will try to let this slide on by...but forgetting it...is going to be tough.
I have some images...and now a complete overall description to go along...
That is worse than seeing the equivalent of the Goodyear blimp...in a thong !
So...seriously...what the heck is wrong with you...mentally ?
Do you know how many people are going to see this posting...posted here eternally!
Quite Frankly...I'm Still Astonished and Amazed...
Reading this much TMI on you...has left me a lil' woozy...and slightly dazed.
That's Probably Way Too Much Information !!!
Reminder: Do Not Fall Asleep While Holding Torch.
This can't be good...by any sense of the imagination...and there is nothing left to imagine.
I Can't Comment...?!
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"Yikes !"
"Perfect Timing...?!"
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Is it funny...how far technology has gotten us...?
We post things on blogs...and Facebook...in somewhat blind trust.
Not realizing that we actually are posting stuff out in to cyberspace...
Some folks post pictures of themselves...wearing only a smile on their face.
Some folks have said things on the net...I wouldn't tell my wife of many years...
Some folks have said real stupid stuff...Leaving me ROFLMAO...gasping for air...and crying a thousand tears.
I was surfing the web...one day and by accident...there you were...in all your glory...
All of the sudden...I had gotten all the facts...with out even having to read the story.
That's exactly what I'm trying to say...
You never know who will see all you got...when you put it all...on display !
"I couldn't find a close enough spot to Park next to my Boat!"
"Stop...You went up the wrong handicap ramp...and I need to write you a ticket...Stop!"
Not going to comment...
Nope...not going to comment.
"Uhhm...Almost got it!"
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"Nope...No Comment Here"
"That's really uncool of Thor !"
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Ok...Now that's way too much information for out in Public...C'mon...What in the heck, Y'all...!!?"
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We all do a lot of stupid things...we don't need any help from electronic technology...
We've been screwing things up...since the beginning of time...that's my philosophy.
"Stupid is; As Stupid does," said Forrest Gump's Mom to him...in a movie once...
So before you do something stupid on the internet...put on your "thinking" cap...not the one that says "dunce" !
Some of us (like me) don't need help being Stupid...We can do it pretty well...all by ourselves...
In fact...Most my stupid stuff on the net flew in under the radar...disappearing under stealth.
But that doesn't mean for one single minute....that I didn't laugh at any of your stupid stuff...
In fact...some folks stupid stuff that I've seen posted...I haven't been able to laugh at...near enough !
We seem to go to great lengths to provide way to much TMI...
We fill out questionnaires all the time...with TMI...and don't ask why...?
Don't we do enough stupid things already...with out trying to add any more...
And we got plenty of more stupid things...enough to last a lifetime...left in store.
So...maybe now you catch the drift of my poem wordage on TMI...
Stop and ask yourself..."Am I Being Stupid?"...before you rush to reply...
This could save you much embarrassment...in fact it could help you "Save Face"...
Think twice by how much TMI...you leave...before you crash and burn in disgrace !?
"Oh My...That was too much TMI !"
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"That's Probably Way "Too Much Information"...Thanks Though!?" Sincerely, Manly Poetry Man
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Yours is but not to question "Why"...Just make sure you don't give too much TMI !"
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