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Sex Is Like Coffee, Divorce Is Like Tea

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A comparison to sex & coffee as well as divorce and tea.

Sex is like a cup of coffee, creamy, hot and sweet <><><><> You can cup your hands around it, put your lips against it, and savor the taste. <><><><><><><> Two can spoon together adding lotsa sugar or share what's sweet and low. <><><><><> You can stir it till it grows dizzy, with your flesh colored swizzle stick. <><><><><><> Fill it with a latte, or a little lessly depending on what you're graced with . <><><><><><><> It makes for a great wakeup and a nightcap, it's great with breakfast.. lunch and supper, and it's good to the last drop! <><><><><><> I always have two or three it's stimulating, and refreshing, easy to prepare, and can keep you going all day. <><><><><> You can do it yourself, or share it with someone else. <><><><><><> It's portable, you can take it anywhere, and brew up some passion in the darndest places. <><><><><> It has a handle to grip, a wide mouth, and is steamy and delicious. <><><><><> From Chock' full of nuts, to Sanka very much, Sex and coffee have much in common. <><><><><><><> Divorce on the other hand was never my cup of tea, It brings Salada grief . <><><><><><> It comes with many labels and strings attached as one packs their bags with the leavings of what was once fresh and tasty. <><><><><><> It puts a soul in hot water till all the colors of love bleed and seep out. <><><><><><> Then what is left is wrung out completely and disposed of. <><><><><><> Divorce and tea Have a lot in common. <><><><><>

© 2010 Matthew Frederick Blowers III


ahorseback on February 17, 2013:

Ground beans ,Cream and sugar please !........Ummm!

Joy56 on February 13, 2013:

ha ha ha i have just finished a coffee, and was going to let you in on that secret, but too lazy to type any more. I then read comments above, and Poet lorraine is me in an earlier life......... i must be getting old and forgetful, cant even remember reading this before, but then it was two years ago.

Joy56 on February 13, 2013:

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keep drinking da coffee........

Deborah Demander from First Wyoming, then THE WORLD on May 12, 2010:

Coffee is life. Couldn't go a day without a dose!


poetlorraine on May 12, 2010:

i am drinking coffee now, and there are 4 cups around the computer, empty what does that say about me, i am disgusting,. love this.......

prettydarkhorse from US on May 12, 2010:

coffee, ah it is not nice but then it is good hehe, but tea is nutritional and divorce is bitter, Thank you for this one, Maita

Micky Dee on May 10, 2010:

Yes Sir! Give me coffee or give me death! Coffee is love!

saddlerider1 on May 06, 2010:

I agree with Challah on the excellent analogy. I still love coffee over tea, it's more versatile and gives me more comfort for sure. When I do drink tea, it's herbal or nothing at all. My java has to be Organic and orgasmic side by side. Thanks for the great comparison's I loved it as I sit here sipping my Organic free trade African dark roasted splendor.

Challah1202 from Chandler, TX on May 05, 2010:

Excellent analogy; well thought-out and well stated. Good job.

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