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Review of Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie

Seth Tomko is a writer, college-level educator, and adventurer.

A fantasy novel with grit, Best Served Cold follows Monaz Murcatto, a mercenary general who was betrayed and left for dead by her former employer. Swearing to get revenge on the seven men who killed her brother and tried to kill her, she assembles criminals and killers desperate or crazy enough to sign up with her task of assassinating seven of the most important figures in the country of Styria. Among her crew are Morveer, a vain but skillful poisoner, Friendly, an obsessive-compulsive convicted murderer, and Caul Shivers, a soldier from the far north who came to Styria trying to be a better man.

The novel is broken into seven sections, each focusing on a different target of Monaz’s vengeance in one of the different cities in Styria, and each time Monaz constructs a different, lethal plan to fit her circumstances and her target. Meanwhile, she must also work to hold together her motley gang that is constantly at odd with each other and face her growing addiction to a pain-killing drug that she takes ever since her betrayal and attempted murder. In her most lucid moments, the quest for revenge even seems doomed to her, but since she has nothing left, she presses forward toward a spectacular climax that demands annihilation of one party or another.


One of the most interesting aspects of the novel, aside from the scenes where revenge plots are enacted, is that Abercrombie also examines the repercussions of Monaz’s work, both external and internal. As she actually takes her vengeance, there is all manner of unintended consequences. Civic institutions collapse, diplomatic missions are destroyed, and people who had nothing to do with Monaz, her betrayers, or the Years of Blood, are devastated by war and famine. At several junctures, characters comment on how the people who suffered the worst are farmers and laborers whose lives are thrown into chaos and frequently brought to violent ends without justification as soldiers, mercenaries, and vengeful hosts take advantage of them without regards for the consequences. Similar observations are made in novels like Game of Thrones, but here the reader witnesses several scenes of devastation brought upon undeserving bystanders. With the more violence Monaz uses to get at her targets the more violent the repercussions are from her surviving targets as she is drawn into rebellions and open warfare so that her personal vendetta may eventually throw the whole of Styria into even deeper chaos.

Joe Abercrombie at the opening ceremonies of ConFusion 2012

Joe Abercrombie at the opening ceremonies of ConFusion 2012

The Price of Revenge

The personal toll is no less destructive. Monaz starts her revenge hardly thinking about the harm it will cause to anyone other than the seven men she intends to kill. Though as she witnesses the ways in which she must attain her revenge, a lingering question of the value of revenge looms across the whole novel. The reader is encouraged to contemplate the problem, too, as he or she learns more about Monaz and her brother and whether or not her mission of revenge is justified.

Similarly, Caul Shivers begins the novel dedicated to making himself a better man, an honest man. It is both tragic and fascinating to watch his slide into nihilism as his attitude toward violence and mayhem changes with each murder and each injury he takes in pursuit of someone else’s revenge. He begins the book an optimist and near the end comes to think, “you have to take what you can while you still have breath. The earth holds no rewards but darkness” (789). His belief that men don’t change on their own but are broken into the lives they must live is a sentiment that shows his self-awareness, believing that the capacity for ruthless violence was crouched in him all along, and that being a better man and being an honest man might not be the same thing.

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Best Served Cold is an exercise in contemporary fantasy excellence. The book is superbly paced with virtually no sections that drag because the plot is tightly focused on the actions of just a few characters. The scenes where there isn’t build up or action provide insight, often grim and frightening, into the mind of the characters engaged in the business of revenge, humanizing them even as they go about pitiless and violent work. As with Abercrombie’s other works like the First Law Trilogy and The Heroes, the book is not for the weak of heart; he pulls no punches when describing the horrific carnage and torture the characters inflict nor in his examinations of their brutal and often warped psyches.


Abercrombie, Joe. Best Served Cold. New York: Orbit Books, 2009.

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© 2012 Seth Tomko


Seth Tomko (author) from Macon, GA on September 06, 2012:

I believe it, cperuzzi. Thanks for reading and commenting.

Christopher Peruzzi from Freehold, NJ on September 05, 2012:

It's good to see other people who appreciate Joe Abercrombie's work. It's nice and gritty.

I got to meet him at the New York Comiccon back in 2010. One of the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet. He also had great advice on his Fantasy Writer's Panel.

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