As a redhead, I have always collected redhead jokes. Here are a few of my favorites!
REDHEADS ARE FAMOUS FOR THEIR TEMPERS AND UNPREDICTABILITY...HOW FAMOUS?
Redheads don't sleep...they wait.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3?
When you open a can of whoop-ass, a redhead jumps out.
How sexy are redheads? A group of redheads once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.
Redheads put the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
A cobra bit a redhead. After 5 days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.
A redheads dog is trained to clean up its own poop, because a redhead refuses to take sh** off anyone!
If a redhead gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Death once had a near-redhead experience.
A redhead can have both feet on the ground and still kick your ass.
The only time a redhead was wrong was when she thought she had made a mistake.
A redheaded woman can make a paraplegic man run for his life...
Redheads don't have to use pick-up lines. They simply say, "Now."
Redheads don't play hide-and-seek. They play "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
A redheaded woman is so stubborn she can beat the sun at a staring competition.
A redhead is probably the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no such thing as gay men - only men who haven't met a sexy redheaded woman.
When redheads run with scissors, others will get hurt.
A redhead gave Mona Lisa that smile...
What do you call a redhead with attitude?
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
Which is safer; a redhead or a piranha?
A Piranha. They only attack in schools.
What two things make a redhead happy?
Let her think she's having her way, then let her have it!
What is the redheads motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
Some people actually feel comfortable having a pit bull.
What's the difference between a blond and a redhead?
At least you can ignore the blond safely.
What's the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
There are some things even lawyers wouldn't do to people...
What does a blond say after a party?
"Sure I'll go home with you."
What does a brunette say at a party?
"I wish that blond would leave."
What does a redhead say at a party?
Why aren't there more redhead jokes?
Someone told them to a redhead.
Fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fears a redhead.
What's the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why do blonds have more fun?
Because there aren't enough redheads to go around.
What do a redhead, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
Every man should love a redhead once in his life...Twice if he survives!
What is the difference between a blond and a redhead?
A blond does what you tell her to do. A redhead tells you what to do.
Good girls say thanks for dinner. Redheads say "What's for breakfast?"
When a redhead goes to get a cavity filled, anesthesia is applied to the dentist.
Redheads donate blood to the Red Cross. Just not their own.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are 3 sides to the force: the Light side, the Dark side, and the Redheaded side.
Redheads are so feisty, they drink napalm to quell their heartburn.
Redheads do not use spell check. If they misspell a word, Oxford simply changes it.
Scientists have conceded that in the event of a nuclear war, cockroaches and redheads will be the only survivors.
There are no disabled men. Only those who once dated a redhead.
If you trust a beautiful redhead, she trusts you. If you do not trust her, you could be seconds away from death.
Redheads can slam revolving doors.
one who love redheads on November 01, 2014:
Alexis on September 01, 2014:
A few were stupid and the people who write a few of those wait her are chewing on bricks or asking to get there teeth knocked out...redheads are special and amazing and fascinating!
WonderRed77 on April 28, 2013:
Wow, that was funny and i am a redhead myself! Not offensive, just downright funny!! Lol!
psyco redhead des on June 27, 2012:
Love the jokes and my boyfriend loves them more cause he can't wait for me to untie him XD
jade on June 09, 2012:
Lol well I'm a read head and a lot of that sounds abit like me ... Lol
Ally on June 05, 2012:
OMG!!! i am a redhead....its still so funnny, although people say i should be a blonde.....
Jenny on June 03, 2012:
I LOVE THIS AND IM A REDHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
greenqueen93 from savannah georgia on January 17, 2012:
just awesome XD
Ghost32 on December 14, 2011:
DEAD ON! Can't wait to read these to my redheaded Pam in the a.m. (You KNOW I'm not going to go wake her UP!)
My favorite: "When you open a can of whoop-ass, a redhead jumps out."
Voted Up and Across.
Katy Katz on December 13, 2011:
This is easily the greatest thing I have ever read!
Becky Katz from Hereford, AZ on December 13, 2011:
I had to stop mid-read and email this address to my daughter and Ghost32. I know they will love them. These are great.
Nic on December 03, 2011:
These are amazing! simply amazing and so incredibly true!
kitty on November 04, 2011:
AND THAT'S FROM A RED HEAD!
Sam Little from Wheelwright KY on March 03, 2011:
these are great.
Susan Goodwin Hazzard on March 03, 2011:
I LOVE IT!!!
I LOVE YOU!!!!