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Pull the Trigger & Kill him quick "Humorous"

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"A Short Humorous story told to me by my granny"


Once upon a time there was an old lady who lived

alone ,with her cat and dog. She named her cat “Pull

the trigger” and her dog “Kill him quick”. So one

night the old lady was lying in her bed when she heard,

someone trying to break into her house. Immediately

she jumped up and called for her dog and cat. Pull the

trigger and kill him quick. The bandit who was outside

of the house heard this and fled for his life

thinking there was really someone inside of the house

“pulling a trigger to kill him quick”. Ha ha ha ha ha.



Written by: Joanna Chandler

Copyright 2013

Comments

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 11, 2020:

Thankkkkk you much.

OLUSEGUN from NIGERIA on February 19, 2020:

Uhm! Interesting!! Wisdom at work!!!

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on January 08, 2014:

Thanks Ubani :)

Alexander Thandi Ubani from Lagos on January 08, 2014:

LOL, I THINK AM GONNA NAME MY CAT AND DOG THAT. LOL

GOOD ONE, MATE.

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 13, 2013:

LOL yep gonna try that one day.

Genna East from Massachusetts, USA on December 13, 2013:

Lol! Very clever. :-)

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 13, 2013:

Buenos Dias Senorita! I am glad i did

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 13, 2013:

Ha ha that is soooo funny Nell i can just imagine sounds like she was a crack nut we all are sometime. Whisky and Soad ha ha ha ha ha

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 13, 2013:

Thank you BlossomSB

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 13, 2013:

Ha ha ha Franky, what's up ? hope you are fine :)

Rinita Sen on December 12, 2013:

Hahaha.. you made my morning!

Nell Rose from England on December 12, 2013:

Haha! I love it! It reminded me of my mum when she was young, she used to have two cats called Whisky and the other one was Soda, you can imagine the faces of the neighbours when she used to stand outside at night yelling, whisky and soda! lol! they thought she had a drink problem!

Bronwen Scott-Branagan from Victoria, Australia on December 12, 2013:

Good one!

Frank Atanacio from Shelton on December 12, 2013:

You know Lady, you didn't have to explain the joke it was right there! LOL cute and it would have worked either way grandma could have shouted out Kill him quick, pull the trigger! right? LOL good stuff

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 12, 2013:

Thanks deary by the way i am a little lost as to if you are male or female don't get me wrong i never saw your first. I assume you are a lady please help me . I am exhausted to and i have violin class plz email me @ absonlinework@live.com .

kidscrafts from Ottawa, Canada on December 12, 2013:

I am very well thank you.... but slightly tired :-)

You should write a book with all the stories of your Granny and share may be some of them with us! Stories like that are too precious to be lost!

Have a fantastic day :-)

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 12, 2013:

Hey Ghaelach thanks much for coming by, I am glad that i put a smile on your face.

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 12, 2013:

Hey Faith darling good to see you here and yes God is good i got another Job so I am unwinding from tension syndrome i was suffering from at my other job. I can write again i still need your prayers though, i am still in that mental web but coming out by God's grace.

Joanna Chandler (author) from On Planet Earth on December 12, 2013:

LOL thanks for coming by kidscraft , yes granny new very nice stories she told us so many and it's not the ordinary ones that everyone knows. How are you ?

Ghaelach on December 12, 2013:

That's just what I neded this cold wintery morning.

Reminds me of my grandparents of long ago.

LOL Ghaelach

Faith Reaper from southern USA on December 11, 2013:

hahaha I will have to remember that one, even if my pets are not those names! I needed a laugh this night. So glad to see you writing again.

Up and funny

Blessings, Faith Reaper

kidscrafts from Ottawa, Canada on December 11, 2013:

Cute and funny, Ladyfiddler! Your Granny had a good sense of humor :-)

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