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Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer

When a Man sets out to do Poetry he already has to figure it will be taken into some kind of odd consideration to begin with.Oh, Who Cares !

"Oh, Christmas Tree... Oh, Christmas Tree..."

"Oh, Christmas Tree... Oh, Christmas Tree..."

C’mon…Have a Little Fun with this Fun Rhyme! (Go On Ahead...Juz' for the Heck of it.) Manly Poetry Man Promises You'll get a Chuckle Out'ta it.

We could all use a little chuckle…



Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You re-design things...once a year,

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

The Private Sector can now fly past the top of…Earth’s atmosphere.


You’ve made a cell phone...that is so cool…

To use it I have to go back to school.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Look what you’ve done to Henry Ford’s...Model "T",

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

That simple car could drive from the Atlantic to...Pacific Sea.


Now it has computer sensors…that blow your mind,

The spark plugs are about the only thing left…that we can find!

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You successfully took us to the moon,

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You tell us we are going back there soon.


We should’ve stayed...and been mining H3,

A resource you say…is there abundantly.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.





Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

You’ve helped to update everyone on the planet.

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer!

Your work is not taken for granted.


You continually give us...new updated software patches,

Until the day…everyone’s Hard Drive automatically crashes!

Oh Engineer, Oh Engineer! I feel…

You’ve found new ways...to re-invent the wheel.


(Think of the old Christmas song: “Oh, Christmas Tree!” as you read this one!)

© 2009 ManlyPoetryMan

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