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McDonald's Sausage Egg & Cheese Biscuit Poem & Nutritional Information


This is a poem about a McDonald's Sausage Egg and Cheese Biscuit. Who can resist McDonald's breakfast? I know I love it and am grateful when I actually wake up early enough to enjoy this delicious treat.


Breakfast is Served!

With a golden buttery biscuit and microwaved egg,

the taste of McDonald’s Breakfast takes over like the plague.

With the sliced low-grade sausage and melted processed cheese,

when I finish my breakfast sandwich I say “one more please”.


It comes wrapped in wax paper, what a delicious treat,

for this tasty breakfast sandwich, I would cut off my feet!

The cost of the sandwich is only $2.49 plus tax,

Killing two birds with one stone, no need to buy ex-lax!

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Sometimes when I feast on it my stomach starts to hurt,

but I’m more concerned about the grease dripping on my extra large shirt.

Overall I was happy with my unhealthy McDonald’s feast,

Now I understand why Grimace looks like a beast!

1988 McDonald's Super Size Commercial

McDonald's Corporate Headquarters


Rochelle Frank from California Gold Country on May 21, 2014:

I tried one of these-- or something similar, several years ago and it was the first time I experienced full-on heartburn/indigestion. I have not been tempted since.

Clever presentation.

torrilynn on December 03, 2013:

Haha that was funny and oh so true ! Up and funny.

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