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Prank Call Your Friends as Chuck Norris, Judge Judy, or Dr. Phil.. with Soundboards!

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Chuck Norris.. calling for you!

Chuck Norris.. calling for you!

Judge Judy

Judge Judy

Discover the Fun of Soundboards!

It was 2:00 p.m. on a typical summer afternoon when my son Brent received his first curious phone call from the one and only Chuck Norris.

Brent: Hello.

Chuck Norris: Hello. This is Chuck Norris. What are you doing?

Brent: Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris: Yes. This is Chuck Norris. Did you sign for a package?

Brent: What package? Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris: Yes. I need to see your log book. I need to see everyone who had access to the arena in the last 24 hours.

Brent: What are you talking about?

Chuck Norris: What's your name son?

Brent: Uh.. Brent.. What's this about?

Chuck Norris: No more questions. Did you steal two kilos of cocaine?

Brent: No, I think you have the wrong number.

Chuck Norris: Sit tight and don't let anyone come in. Have a bananna. You are under arrest.

Brent: Oh, ok Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris: Listen punk. I will blow your head off.

Click.. Brent peeks outside carefully through the venitian blinds.

Though he was terrified, he felt honored that Chuck Norris took time from his busy day to call him. After 2 long days of trying to contain the giggles, I let him in on my little secret. The phone call was actually a prank I played on him with the use of a free internet soundboard.

Soundboards are available all over the internet and feature many celebrities, commedians, and "stereotypical" callers such as loud New Jersey ladies and rough southern fellows. Some outstanding sound boards are available for Judge Judy, Michael Jackson, Beavis and Butthead, and Chris Rock.

The Chuck Norris Sound Boards

Some Soundboard Snippets:

Dr. Phil

"This is Dr. Phil. I want you to get excited about your life."

"What were you thinking?"

"Do you resent your children?"

"That's a load of crap!"


Judge Judy

"This is MY house. As long as you are in My house, you will follow MY rules."

"I am speaking, unless I look at you for an answer.. DO NOT SPEAK, do we understand each other?"

"That is bologna, it doesn't make sense.."

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Fun Soundboards

Other Great Prank Call Ideas:

  • Call the house of someone you don't like when you know his or her significant other will be home. Explain to this person that you work at the local video store and _______ (fill in name) has significant late charges on the movies he did not return, Deliverance, Hot Swim Suit Babes, get creative!


  • Tell telemarketers that you are really excited about their offer to buy the timeshare because you only have 6 months left to live and you could really live it up in one of their condos. They will take you off the calling list.


  • If you answer a phone at work, write a "message" to notify a male coworker to call "a number" and ask for Bruce regarding a large pipe. Place the number of gay bar on the message.

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The possibilites are endless. If you are looking for some good clean fun, prank call your friends, family, neighbors, and coworkers. For extra fun, keep a recorder handy to so you can relive the fun over and over.

Comments

Kas from Bartlett, Tennessee on April 17, 2013:

I was laughing pretty much all the way down the page! The chuck Norris one is especially good. I remember prank calling people with the Arnold Schwarzenegger one years ago. It caused so many people to be ticked, but they didn't know who did it. Doing this from a work phone is even worse. Loved the page Tammy, voting up, sharing!

Rain Defence from UK on November 25, 2012:

Arnie soundboards are of course awesome too. You're not going to get away with it for long as his voice is so recognisable, but hey it's fun trying.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on June 19, 2012:

Thanks Iamaudraleigh. This is really fun to do to someone who would never expect it. :)

iamaudraleigh on June 19, 2012:

Very, very funny :)

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on May 14, 2012:

Glad you enjoyed it Feenix. It is a great way to have some fun. :)

feenix on May 14, 2012:

Hello, Tammy,

I just happened upon this hub and I'm glad I did, because I really did enjoy reading it.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 23, 2012:

Thanks Mr. P! I appreciate the heads up.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 23, 2012:

Victoria, if you dial *67, the call will show up annoymously. Have fun!! Thanks for reading.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 23, 2012:

I am glad it gave you a chuckle CClitgirl. I have the most fun making these calls. Imagine Dr. Phil calling to tell you he wants you to get excited about your life. Thanks for reading!

Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on February 22, 2012:

Watch out for the Norris copyright patrol. They can be very fussy and possessive.

Victoria Lynn from Arkansas, USA on February 22, 2012:

Funny and many other votes, Tammy! hahaha. What about caller ID, though! I love this. So funny!

Cynthia Calhoun from Western NC on February 22, 2012:

Oh my goodness! This hub made me laugh out loud! I had no idea there was such a thing as "soundboards." Wow! I immediately thought of family members that I could prank call with Dr. Phil. Hehehe. I loved this!! Voted up and SHARED.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 11, 2012:

Thanks Robin. Telemarketers aren't so bad as they were before the recession. In the late 90's it seemed that they called every five minutes. It could be also because of the do not call list that really ended many calls. Anyone who messes with dinner time is taking a risk. :) Thanks for your visit!

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 11, 2012:

Thank you Curiad!

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 11, 2012:

Thanks pedrn44. You can have fun by telling them you are so glad they called. You have been dying to talk to someone about.. (hemmorhoids, personal problems...)etc. It is fun!

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on February 11, 2012:

Thanks Cloverleaf! I don't deal with telemarketers. They stopped calling me when I let my teenage sons have the phone. I told them to have fun. Now they get to talk to my two year old. :) Thanks for reading!

Robin Oatley on February 11, 2012:

These are hilarious! And don't we all hate telemarketers? I guess they are just doing their jobs, but their calls are just so annoying..

Curiad on February 10, 2012:

Laughs, this is great Tammy!

Voted up.

Sandi from Greenfield, Wisconsin on February 10, 2012:

This was fun to read! Annoying a telemarketer would be great...I'll have to look into this.

Susan Zutautas from Ontario, Canada on February 10, 2012:

I'll have to remember telling the telemarketer that I only have six months to live. That's a great one! Many times I'll just set the phone down when they call while they are in the middle of their spiel, leave it for about 20 minutes and they always hang up.

Fun Hub, thanks for the laughs.

Cloverleaf from Calgary, AB, Canada on February 10, 2012:

This is sooo funny! You've given me some naughty ideas here, Tammy. I can see how annoying telemarketers would be a lot of fun...

Voted up and sharing!

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on January 21, 2012:

Hahaha! Makes you wonder how many calls tech support people get and what they are like. I have a lot of fun with annoying telemarketers. I always hand my toddler the phone and let her talk to them. Very funny.. I'll Be Back...:)

Shawn Scarborough from The Lone Star State on January 21, 2012:

Very funny hub, thanks for sharing this. This reminds me of one I heard a few years back where this guy would call Dell tech support and only play Arnold Schwarzenegger clips when they asked him a question.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on January 16, 2012:

Thank you Maria,

It is so much fun! I am a big fan of Judge Judy's style. I like people who are no nonsense. I am sure he meant that as a compliment. I appreciate your visit!

Maria Jordan from Jeffersonville PA on January 16, 2012:

Dear tammy,

LOVE this and your wicked sense of humor! Reminds me of an old favorite TV show from the 90s 'Crank Yankers'...

Voted UP & FAB... excuse me, I have a call to make!

Hugs, Judge Judy (I have been referred to as a natural for her by the old man!)

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on January 14, 2012:

I hope you try it. It is so much fun. You could pick one victim and bombard them with many celebrity calls in one night. It is a hoot! Thank you for taking the time to read and comment!

Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on January 14, 2012:

Hahaha! How did this hub get by me?! It's funtastic, I know what I'm doing tonight!:))

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on January 11, 2012:

Thanks Alocsin,

It is really fun to prank your boss too. That would be a great way to have fun at work! Thanks for reading!

Aurelio Locsin from Orange County, CA on January 11, 2012:

This sounds fun. I'll look this up. Voting this Up and Useful.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on December 05, 2011:

Hi Patricia! I have a juvenille sense of humor and I find these things hilarious too. It is funny when people don't set out to make others cry.. Thank you for stopping by and leaving a nice comment.

patriciavogl1962 on December 04, 2011:

I know a few people that have done something similar. It was hilarious. Thanks for sharing the humor.

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on December 01, 2011:

I hope it goes well for you Nell and it is fun for everyone!

Nell Rose from England on December 01, 2011:

Hi, this is a fun idea! I will have to figure it out then call my son! lol! thanks!

Tammy (author) from North Carolina on December 01, 2011:

Thanks for reading it Kristen. It is so much fun to do this. People get so shocked when a celebrity calls to insult them. I appreciate the comment.

Kristen Haynie from Scotia, CA on December 01, 2011:

This is really funny! Gives me some awesome ideas...