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Children's Knock-Knock Jokes

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Interactive Fun - Knock Knock Jokes

We all love jokes, especially the "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" types. This is a small collection of some humorous ones, and of course, completely age appropriate for the little ones who love to laugh!

"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Ketchup who?"

"Ketchup with you soon!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Adore who?"

"Adore is between us! Open up!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Amos who?"

"A mosquito bit me!"

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"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Anita who?"

"Anita nother minute to think it over."


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Tank who?"

"Tank you!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Lego who?"

"Lego of me and I'll tell ya!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Owl who?"

"Owl you doing today?"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Alfred who?"

"Alfred of the dark!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Kanga who?"

"No, kanga-roo!"


"Knock knock"

         "Who's there?"


         "Boo who?"

"Oh, don't cry, it's only a joke!"

Well, hope you had enough knock knock jokes for one reading! Share these with your kids, and maybe with your friends. Share a laugh and enjoy your day!

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Beth100 (author) from Canada on August 20, 2016:

Madison - Yikes!!

madison on December 12, 2013:

ya shut up my but is going to blow up

Fefu on June 18, 2012:

Nice good job

Beth100 (author) from Canada on April 03, 2012:

sara amith -- I'm am happy that she loves these jokes. There is nothing better in this world than to hear the laughter of a child. :) Thank you.

sara amith on August 19, 2011:

i love these my 3 year old gramas friends great grandauter loves these

Beth100 (author) from Canada on July 02, 2011:

Indian Love -- Thank you for enjoying these! I hope that your grand enjoyed them too! :)

India Love on June 27, 2011:

These are wonderful jokes and i will enjoy them tonight with my grand.

Thank you

Denise Handlon from Michigan on March 13, 2011:

Hi Beth-Just wanted to let you know that my new hub: Best Children's Easter books has a link to this hub. The word 'children' popped up and I caught your name on this hub so I connected it. How are you? Any sign of spring yet? The trees here are in full bloom again.

Beth100 (author) from Canada on January 28, 2011:

Hi Camlo!!! We're never too old to laugh and enjoy a good joke - and that includes knock knock jokes!

Isabelle is funny! I'm gonna tell this one to my kids to night! Thanks for the joke and the good laugh!

Camlo De Ville from Cologne, Germany on January 22, 2011:

Hi Beth!

Well, I might be a bit old for this, but I did enjoy reading.

Here's one I remember from my childhood:

Knock knock!

Who's there?


Isabelle who?

Isabelle ringing!

Thanks for an entertaining read!

All the best, Camlo

Beth100 (author) from Canada on October 28, 2010:

DjBryle -- ha ha! Laughter is contagious -- and I think that we are all kids at heart! Who could resist a good joke?!? Thanks my friend!

DjBryle from Somewhere in the LINES of your MIND, and HOPEFULLY at the RIPPLES of your HEART. =) on October 28, 2010:

Thanks Beth! I love all these knock knock jokes, my 3 year old son enjoys it as much as my husband! heh! ;) Thanks for sharing!

Beth100 (author) from Canada on October 11, 2010:

Melody -- ha ha that's a good one too! Thank you!

melody on October 05, 2010:

knok knok whos there owls owls who that's right owls hoo

Beth100 (author) from Canada on October 01, 2010:

Tom -- With my friends, this joke could go on for days!!! lol But, hey, I'll give it a try! :)

tom hellert from home on September 28, 2010:


knock knock they say whose there?

while they say who is there you say interupting cow!-

then while they say interupting cow who you cut them off at Moo do it a few times and then as they try to say it fasteruntil they "get it".


Beth100 (author) from Canada on September 26, 2010:

JulieH1 -I loved her joke above! I bet she has a ton of them to share! A smile a day makes the heart sing! Keep laughing!

Beth100 (author) from Canada on September 26, 2010:

TianaG2 - Ha ha! That is one of my favorites! Thanks for reminding me of it and giving me a good laugh!

JulieH1 on September 20, 2010:

My daughter has the funniest jokes her name is TianaG2 I laugh at those jokes everyday hahaha!!

TianaG2 on September 20, 2010:

Thanks I never knew that was funny! So:

''Knock Knock

who's there?


Boo who?

Don't cry its just a joke!Hihahiha

Beth100 (author) from Canada on September 11, 2010:

TianaG2 - ha ha ha That's good. Thanks for sharing that one!

TianaG2 on September 11, 2010:

"Knock knock

who's there?

Mrs Imichy

Mrs Imichy who?

You know who's ichy."

Beth100 (author) from Canada on June 10, 2010:

RGNestle -- That's funny! I'll try that on my older son and see what he does. He's always pulling jokes on me. lol Thanks!

RGNestle from Seattle on June 10, 2010:

(Sorry, I just noticed this is similar to a previous comment) Sigh...

Here's a good one too:

You tell the child you have a GREAT Knock-knock joke for them. When you have their attention, you tell them they have to start it.

CHILD: Knock, knock.

YOU: Who's there?

Then you wait.

I've always gotten a laugh from it. (And often hit with a pudgy little fist too.)

Thanks for the Hub!

Beth100 (author) from Canada on April 16, 2010:

Nina -- You're entitled to your opinion. It's not really about whether you like them, it's for kids, and almost all of the kids I've told them to have loved them. Also, note the comments above. I think that I'll go by them and my stats. Thanks for dropping by.

Nina on April 15, 2010:

These knock knock jokes are HORRIBLE!!!

Beth100 (author) from Canada on January 22, 2010:

Granny's House -- but will you hear me when I knock??? lol

Granny's House from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time on January 22, 2010:

I have a Knock Knock joke for ya.

You start it........... lol

Beth100 (author) from Canada on November 02, 2009:

Steven -- Hope you had a few hearty laughs! :)

Stevennix2001 on November 02, 2009:

thats cool. its been a good while since i heard a good knock knock joke.

Beth100 (author) from Canada on October 01, 2009:

DeBorrah -- Thank you and I hope that your time with your grandchildren will be filled with smiles, laughter and love!

Elder DeBorrah K Ogans on October 01, 2009:

Beth 100

These are funny and simple. I must share them with my

grandchildren! I am sure they will enjoy them!

Thank You for sharing!


Beth100 (author) from Canada on July 21, 2009:

Paper Moon --

That's funny! Your son has a great sense of humor. Thanks for sharing his knock knock joke with us!

Paper Moon from In the clouds on July 20, 2009:

My oldest made a knock knock joke when he was two.

Knock knock

Who's there?


Ben who?

Ben Hairy.

We could not contain ourselves.

Beth100 (author) from Canada on June 27, 2009:


My pleasure! My kids are always coming up with new ones...and I'm writing them down for a future Part II to this hub!

Tony McGregor from South Africa on June 27, 2009:

Thanks - my 7-year-old daughter is always asking for more of these!

Love and peace


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