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Alternative Relativity

Rhylee Suyom has hopped in three different worlds: the academe, the corporate, and the media. He enjoys being with nature and his family.

alternate-relativity

Alternative Relativity


There was Panic! At the Disco

When some Twenty One Pilots

Began Imagining Dragons…

One of them said: “Why Don’t We

Echo The Bunnymen’s Primal Scream

Of the Arctic Monkeys and join

The Stone Temple Pilots in their bid

To stop the Violent Femmes along with

Their 10,000 Maniacs from taking the Oasis?

Surely the Talking Heads, The Offspring,

And some Butthole Surfers will be riding the B-52’s

As they fight the Kings of Leon to save Queens of the Stone Age.

Their story was once a Blessed Union of Souls till the Kings

Were corrupted by the Pixies and their Blink -182.

The Foo Fighters will be there too!

Once we Take Over the sky, we will rescue Alice in Chains,

The Meat Puppet, and the Gorillaz with the eccentric

Black Eyed Peas and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

No Doubt They Might Be Giants but with the Gang of Four

On our side, Linkin Park with its Soundgarden will be a Nirvana

And all Radioheads will enjoy OneRepublic for sure!

This is The Cure!

Our Massive Attack will be over in 5 Seconds of Summer,

Not one will be a Fall Out Boy amongst us,

All Manic Street Preachers will be

members of our Teenage Fanclub,

Afghan Whigs and The Smiths

Will all hop on the Silversun Pickups

And together, we will dwell in the Firehouse

Sit on couches with Psychedelic Furs

With all the Barenaked Ladies

Planning for the next heist in Galaxie 500.

Remember, it is only Thirty Seconds to Mars!

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