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Global Anti-Covid Masks Parade: A Rhymed Satire

Val enjoys writing his own style of what resembles poetry, just hoping to catch someone's heart on the same page.

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There's no reason to be walking around with a mask. When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.

-- Dr. Anthony Fauchi, MD, October 2020 -- later on changing his "science" about masks requirements a few times.

First they told us masks didn't work

then two, or even three were needed

that coming from the same medical jerk

and the scaring racket certainly succeeded.


That made the microscopic critter laugh

because it can sneak in through skin

we can't protect ourselves enough

so those masks can't let us win.


It can get in through our eyes

and ears are just another door

so there is no such smart advice

in this completely unnecessary war.


For with all this paranoia we're still alive

and we must have got it while not knowing

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it's our natural immunity which keeps us thrive

whether our face has the mask on, or it is showing.


These masks just made the world depressed

as good moods for health are rule of a thumb

so immunity went down with people stressed

making all health authorities look pretty dumb.


Mask does mild oxygen deprivation

but enough for brain to be less happy

adding to the existing overall frustration

making many folks nervous and snappy.


Man is known as a social being

so we need to see facial expressions

and long before faces are available for seeing

many will be in a need for mental therapy sessions.


It's like someone wants all our individuality erased

with all of us to start looking uniformly the same

which makes this thinking dude quite amazed

albeit -- not nearly enough for me to blame.

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