Global Anti-Covid Masks Parade: A Rhymed Satire
Val enjoys writing his own style of what resembles poetry, just hoping to catch someone's heart on the same page.
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There's no reason to be walking around with a mask. When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better and it might even block a droplet, but it's not providing the perfect protection that people think that it is.
-- Dr. Anthony Fauchi, MD, October 2020 -- later on changing his "science" about masks requirements a few times.
First they told us masks didn't work
then two, or even three were needed
that coming from the same medical jerk
and the scaring racket certainly succeeded.
That made the microscopic critter laugh
because it can sneak in through skin
we can't protect ourselves enough
so those masks can't let us win.
It can get in through our eyes
and ears are just another door
so there is no such smart advice
in this completely unnecessary war.
For with all this paranoia we're still alive
and we must have got it while not knowing
it's our natural immunity which keeps us thrive
whether our face has the mask on, or it is showing.
These masks just made the world depressed
as good moods for health are rule of a thumb
so immunity went down with people stressed
making all health authorities look pretty dumb.
Mask does mild oxygen deprivation
but enough for brain to be less happy
adding to the existing overall frustration
making many folks nervous and snappy.
Man is known as a social being
so we need to see facial expressions
and long before faces are available for seeing
many will be in a need for mental therapy sessions.
It's like someone wants all our individuality erased
with all of us to start looking uniformly the same
which makes this thinking dude quite amazed
albeit -- not nearly enough for me to blame.
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