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A Jack of All Trades

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A rack
Is a pack,
Of a Mac,
In a jack
But to hack, Oh!
That is the pause, because
no one has seen
Osama Bin Laden
as a dead corpse.
Peace Corps
are doing a great job in Africa. But in
Antarctica — snow is melting.
A welding machine
is a heavy price to pay, but to say
That you can't weld with it,
That is sad.
But you also had
A Jack Nicholson type hat
In a computer game
Named "Cat"! Oh, sullen
lad! You are a Cadbury
Chocolate!
No one should be late
On a funeral, because
Death keeps its balls
rolling in the people's heads.
So be dead, but keep
A track on John Cena's F~U!
I love fantastic views!

Fewer men are shaving their beards
these days with razor blades. But Razer Blade
has earned reputation as a good laptop.
The top of your lap
Is not a lap on a race
Track. But a lack of proper
dietary discipline is a fact
in your life. A Marxist strife
Is hanging above you
Like a ripe fruit.
You may consider it as a tomato,
It's not a potato however.

Comments

Aiden (author) on September 05, 2021:

Thank you, Misbah.

Misbah Sheikh from The World of Poets on September 05, 2021:

Very nice and interesting. We must look at things with a keen eye and check them on a regular basis. Maybe some of those things are talking to us on a regular basis and we're not aware of it. Tomatoes, however, are not potatoes. Lol!

Thank you for sharing. It was an enjoyable read.

Many blessings to you!!

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