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Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes


Knock-Knock Jokes for Halloween

My 4yo daughter thinks knock-knock jokes are the funniest things in the world. She often makes up her own, which don't often make too much sense. :) But she always wants us to tell some, too. So this page came out of some seasonal research to crack up my kid. Enjoy!

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Halloween Jokes


What's your favorite Halloween joke?

TheCozyDinosaur on October 13, 2013:

Love (candy) corny jokes. Thanks for the smiles.

anonymous on November 11, 2012:

knock knock whos there emma emma he emma fried of ghost's ?

ayesha45 on November 02, 2012:


game guys love it

ayesha45 on November 02, 2012:



who's there


bean who

bean waiting all these years for halloween

anonymous on November 01, 2012:






anonymous on October 31, 2012:

@anonymous: Don't you mean fave instead of gave? Anyway I did get the joke it was good well done Jenna.

anonymous on October 31, 2012:

What's an aliens gave thing to get on Halloween?

A mars bar!

anonymous on October 27, 2012:

ood jokes made my children laugh

anonymous on October 18, 2012:

OMG I love these Halloween knock knock jokes it makes me laugh so I barley cry wrote all Halloween riddles & knock knock joke! :D Well Happy Halloween you guys! :D

anonymous on October 08, 2012:

knock, knock

who's there?


Ghoul who?

Let me in it's Ghoul out here

anonymous on June 29, 2012:


Who's there?


Vampire Who?

Vampire State Building!

Chocolate Pickney from Jamaica on November 08, 2011:

Kool Lens

Cynthia Sylvestermouse from United States on September 24, 2011:

LOL! These were fun! I always like knock, knock jokes too.

Luvnit on September 14, 2011:

You made us fans, cause we love Halloween & knock knock kids are still laughing...thanks!

costumediva on September 12, 2011:

This is a great collection of jokes. I already wrote a couple down to lighten up the mood this Halloween. :-)

Yourshowman LM on December 08, 2010:

Nice lens

Faye Rutledge from Concord VA on October 18, 2010:

I love your Halloween Knock Knock jokes! I'm going to use these on my grandson! :)

Rhonda Albom from New Zealand on October 17, 2010:

I'm back because I love these silly jokes so much that I featured them today on facebook. Please stop by and see it at:Things which make me laugh. (If you're on facebook, please become a fan). And while I am here, I sprinkled some angel dust.

Rhonda Albom from New Zealand on August 29, 2010:

Fantastic! I love these halloween knock knock jokes, although that video must be the most annoying version of the joke ever - I loved it.

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