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Open Letter to Santa Claus

Linda (Kaywood) Bilyeu is a self-published author. Her books are available on Amazon. She writes from the heart—there is no other way.

Have You Written Your Letter To Santa Yet?

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Dear Santa Baby,

I understand this happy holiday is your busiest time of the year and I won't take up too much of your time. I'll make this letter short and sweet. At least I'll try to, I do have a tendency to ramble. This girl was wondering...is there an age limit for letters to Santa?

I hope not because I'm kind of older than a child, but I'm still a kid at heart. Does that count? I've also been nice. Most of the time.

Everyone is anticipating when Santa Claus Is Coming To Town. All the kids have been on their best behavior, hopefully.

They know you are making a list and checking it twice. It's a shame that parents could only use Santa as a threat just a few weeks a year. How about making this a year-long event?

On your Sleigh Ride around the world you will notice many areas where fun, festive celebrants have accomplished their task to Deck The Halls with boughs of holly!

You will most likely be singing fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la as you view the decorations. Your jovial journey will be glowing with lights to help guide your path.

Faith, Lily and Aunt Chelle 2013

Faith, Lily and Aunt Chelle 2013

Tis The Season

Most likely Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer will be leading the pack with his very shiny nose. He took a lot of slack and bullying due to his unique facial feature, but he held tough.

Rudolph showed the bullies that even though he might be different he can still be a success. Anyway, Santa while you are guiding your reindeer I ask you one favor...please be careful we don't want another Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer accident! Grandma's are super special and we need to have their back, not hit their backside!

If by chance while traveling the friendly skies you might happen to notice Mommy Kissing Santa Claus...don't panic! He's not an impostor or trying to steal your thunder! He's most likely daddy dressed as jolly St. Nick.

He understands you are overworked and underpaid and he's just lending a helping hand. Hopefully, that's what is going on, or Mommy is in trouble! Uh oh!

Do You Hear What I Hear?! It's the millions of people around the world hustling and bustling getting ready for your arrival! We are preparing our chimney's by removing the soot so you don't get your red suit dirty. We are planning on which cookies to prepare for you this year. Low-calorie and no high fructose corn syrup is a must!

Trust me while you are Up On The Housetop you will appreciate our thoughtfulness! We are also reminding the children that they better be good! We are wrapping gifts with pretty bows and adding your name to it. You have an amazing amount of helpers, including your adorable elves and most importantly Mrs. Santa.

I would like to thank you for your hard work and dedication in honor of your billions of fans. You are one of a kind...even though many people try to mimic you. No one can pull off a Ho! Ho! Ho! except the real Santa. I want to wish you good luck this Christmas Eve as you begin your trek in Australia and finish it off in America.

During this Silent Night there will be much Joy To The World. Many people will be listening for your Silver Bells. They will be wondering what surprises will greet them in the morning. So much cheer for all children worldwide. We gotta love it!

It's now time for you and Mrs. Santa to celebrate another successful holiday where you made many children (of all ages) very merry. I suggest the two of you now take some time to enjoy the holidays.

When you arrive safely back in the North Pole how about you two go Rocking Around The Christmas Tree? Eat, drink and be merry! Rest up for next year! By the way, I'll pass on a gift request...you obviously know why, since you know if I've been bad or good. Uh oh! Thanks for your taking the time to read my letter Santa, aren't you glad I didn't ramble!

P.S. Wishing all of Santa's "helpers" happy holidays! In all the rush of the season don't forget about you. Do something nice for you. Without you someone's Christmas might have less cheer. Show yourself how special you are. Enjoy making memorable memories no matter how you celebrate. Are you picking up on the trending "you?" ... Have yourself a Holly Jolly Christmas!

The Chipmunk Christmas Song

Santa enjoys reading your letters. His elves told me so.

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Follow Santa on Norad while singing Christmas Carols

Way to go Santa!

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© 2011 Linda Bilyeu

Comments

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 30, 2015:

Hi Teach...Happy Christmas to you!

Dianna Mendez on December 28, 2015:

This is such a fun read, Linda. I can't remember if I ever did write a letter to Santa. If I did it was probably loaded with lots of interesting suggestions! Hope your Christmas was Merry.

Kenneth Avery from Hamilton, Alabama on December 09, 2014:

Sunshine625,

You are very welcome. Keep up the fine work and I wish you and yours a Very Merry CHRISTmas.

Suzie from Carson City on December 09, 2014:

Sunshine.......I wrote a letter to Santa and it was returned due to excessive profanity. I sent him an email and Mrs. Claus sent it back to me telling me her husband was busy and don't bother him!......I called him on the phone and an Elf answered and said I had reached a non-working number.

I'm packing now for my trip to the North Pole. If you don't hear from me for a month......please contact the producers of "Without a Trace."

I demand a full investigation of my disappearance.... The Grinch.

Mary Craig from New York on December 09, 2014:

Of course I had to come back and read this again...what's a day without Christmas SUNSHINE!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 09, 2014:

Hi Kenneth, Audrey and Rebecca...Thank you for stopping by to visit Santa and Sunshine! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Rebecca Mealey from Northeastern Georgia, USA on December 09, 2014:

Very Clever! I love your style on this.

Audrey Hunt from Idyllwild Ca. on December 08, 2014:

Last year I read this to my friends at a party and what a hit it was! Will be visiting my brother and sister in Utah this year and plan to share this again. So clever.

Hugs,

Audrey

Kenneth Avery from Hamilton, Alabama on December 08, 2014:

Sunshine625,

Loved this work. Voted up and away. Terrific phrases.

And to you and yours, Merry CHRISTmas.

Kenneth

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 08, 2014:

Good to know ezzly, never grow up! I hope Santa is kind to you.

ezzly on December 06, 2014:

I love this! Also I'm still a kid at heart too !! Great minds think alike :)

Saulphath on January 09, 2014:

Hello longing get the mental image my sites, mail it if there is not then I'm sorry.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 16, 2013:

Vellur ~ Rebecca ~ Tills ~ Audrey

Santa's making a list and checking it twice...be good! :)

Audrey Hunt from Idyllwild Ca. on December 09, 2013:

I'm here to pay another visit to your letter to Santa. Has it really been a year already? Wow!

I think I enjoyed reading this even more now than a year ago. Maybe I'm learning to be a better writer and appreciating great writing like this!

Love you, princess Linda ~ Audrey

Mary Craig from New York on December 08, 2013:

An evergreen Christmas hub in your inimitable style! This can be read over and over.

Voted up, useful, and interesting! Merry Christmas.

Rebecca Mealey from Northeastern Georgia, USA on December 08, 2013:

Very creatively written. A fun read. Happy Holidays!

Nithya Venkat from Dubai on December 08, 2013:

A beautiful letter to Santa filled with the magic of Christmas. Awesome letter enjoyed reading. Vote up.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 07, 2013:

Thanks Eduardo! Merry Christmas to you!

Eduardo on July 26, 2013:

I found this post very interesting and the ltlite essay charming. I always admire anyone who tries to conquer a second language. I know that your post isn't about that but really about these dreadful times when money isn't stretching not nearly as far enough as it should. We all have people from the far flung corners of the earth in our countries which in education alone is heaving at the seams and I always think it is right to encourage this. It is a sad argument but it is important for every country in the land to be familiar with every other country. Their people, customs, religions, hopes and dreams but for a few ot the reasons. We need to do this to achieve a really peaceful world because above everything else we need to build up tolerance. It is so easy and say no to foreigners having and enjoying our education system, health system and so on and so forth. This is perhaps a luxury thought that none of us can afford to have for we must make our planet peaceful and safe and work in harmony to make every life fulfiled, happy and content. It also helps us to conquer the major problems of the world: disease, poverty and global warming. Only then can our children and our children's children be assured of a good and healthy life.I think there should be another way though - perhaps there should be a world fund for education where all countries contribute and funds are made available to enhance all childrens needs. Countries get together to try to obtain peace perhaps it is now time to add education to peace.I hope you have a lovely Sunday ... we have had snow here and have been told the weather is going to remain terribly cold for the next two weeks or more. It seems so dreadfully early for Winter to be here ... it is quite a while until Christmas yet.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 22, 2012:

Hi Audrey, Thank you for your very festive and fun comment. You put the joy in enjoy!! I hope Santa heard you and will add Johnny Depp to your christmas stocking this year! Merry Christmas! Ho, Ho, Ho!!

Audrey Hunt from Idyllwild Ca. on December 21, 2012:

This is the most popular hub in all of hubland. No surprise - just look who created it. I love that you built your hub around Christmas Song titles. Very witty!

I adore your photo. So cute with your "good girl" printed on your shirt. How gorgeous you are.

I ought to get some kind of reward for scrolling all the way down here:)

You put the "fun" in Christmas Linda. I know you will have the merriest of Christmas's. Voted

up with bells on and sharing. Hugs from Audrey!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 21, 2012:

Dana ~ Nell ~ Cathy ... Happy Christmas to y'all!

Ms. Immortal from NJ on December 21, 2012:

Great Hub. Lots of spirit and fun, will pass it on.

Nell Rose from England on December 21, 2012:

Happy Christmas Linda! hope you have a great time!

Dana Strang from Ohio on December 21, 2012:

This is fantastic! I love how you weave in the song titles. I especially like what you say about Rudolph. I am all for celebrating our differences and quirks.

Merry Christmas to my favorite cheery elf! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 21, 2012:

Merry Christmas to you also Thelma. I hope that Santa is good to you!

Thelma Alberts from Germany and Philippines on December 19, 2012:

What a great fun reading your letter to Santa! I enjoyed it very much. I love all the Christmas songs you mentioned. Merry Christmas! Have a lovely holiday!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 19, 2012:

Merry Christmas Michelle and Dianna! I passed on a good word to Santa that you both have been very good :)

Dianna Mendez on December 18, 2012:

Merry Christmas, Linda! Love the last photo -- funny! Let's all have a joyous time celebrating and giving to others with love.

Michelle Liew from Singapore on December 18, 2012:

Coming in again Linda to say that I'm passing on this letter so that Santa gets the message. Cheers!!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 18, 2012:

FSlovenec, Your comment is appreciate. I hope Santa is good to you!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 18, 2012:

Mecheshier, Thank you for your festive comment! Merry Christmas

Frank Slovenec from San Francisco, CA on December 18, 2012:

Christmas is a great time for everyone to have a smile to celebrate the birth of Jesus..thanks for this timeless Hub!

mecheshier on December 18, 2012:

Great Hub!!!!! Love this: During this Silent Night there will be much Joy To The World. Thank you for sharing

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 17, 2012:

Ho, Ho, Ho Docmo and dwachira! I'm glad you enjoyed your visit with Santa! :)

Danson Wachira from Nairobi, Kenya on December 17, 2012:

Hi Sunshine625,

Very interesting, now i will approach X-mas day with a smile, thanks. Voted up and awesome.

Mohan Kumar from UK on December 17, 2012:

How awesome is this! I've been missing me a bit of sunshine and this was the right ray of sun I needed. Thanks for making me smile!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 15, 2012:

Hi Bronagh, I seriously think Santa has read your letter and is busy at work at this time. Merry Christmas to you.

bronagh on December 15, 2012:

Santa are you reading my latter

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 13, 2012:

Hi logoquiz, Thank you for visiting with Santa. Merry Christmas! :)

Missy from London on December 13, 2012:

Haha a very clever hub! What a great amount of songs you manage to fit in! Have a merry christmas! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 13, 2012:

Merry Christmas oceanuniverse!

oceanuniverse from California on December 12, 2012:

Merry Christmas, I like this, thanks for sharing.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 10, 2012:

Ho! Ho! Ho! LoveDoc :)

lovedoctor926 on December 10, 2012:

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays sunshine! I came to revisit. I really like your letter to Santa Claus. very creative and original.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 05, 2012:

Merry Christmas Pamela! I'm glad you enjoyed my letter to Santa. I hope he treats you well.

Pamela Oglesby from Sunny Florida on December 05, 2012:

Very well done! You got all those songs in your hub and it was fun to read. I think that is a great picture of you also. So Merry Christmas!!!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 05, 2012:

Merry Christmas sgbrown! Thank you for visiting with Santa and Sunshine!

I hope you get everything you ask for from Santa, Rachael. I'm sure he will appreciate your cookies and milk. Merry Christmas.

rachael on December 05, 2012:

hi santa i am a girl and i am10 years old for christmas i would like barbies barbie clothses and some lovely shoes and lovely clothes. i would put out some goodies for you and the raindeers at night and milk in a glass.

from rachael

Sheila Brown from Southern Oklahoma on December 04, 2012:

I love your hubs and this one is just wonderful! You always manage to bring a smile to my face. I love the way you incorporated the song titles into your hub, so clever! Voting up and awesome! Have a safe and MERRY CHRISTMAS! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 04, 2012:

Thank you! Happy Holidays to you also! :)

Madison Gardiner. from Denver, Colorado on December 02, 2012:

Haha this is absolutely wonderful, I love it! Happy holidays to you!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 02, 2012:

Thanks Audrey! :)

I agree Jayla, Santa spreads good cheer to all.

jayla williams on December 02, 2012:

santa claus makes me smile. he brings joy to children. it does not matter if your homelss or not. he makes people happy!

Audrey Howitt from California on December 01, 2012:

This put a smile on my lips Linda!!!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on December 01, 2012:

Happy December! Let the countdown begin...

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 30, 2012:

Jen, LoveDoc, Stephen, Mara ... Santa continues to make a list, my advice is to "be good" or else :)

mara on November 29, 2012:

Santa. Claus i believe

stephensaldana from Chicago on November 29, 2012:

Great hub! It made me start whistling Christmas Carols.

lovedoctor926 on November 29, 2012:

This is a very creative letter to Santa. I love it.. voted up!

lovedoctor926 on November 29, 2012:

I haven't written my letter to Santa yet. Perhaps, I should jot that down on my To-Do List. I thought I had already read this, but let me check just in case.

jenbeach21 from Orlando, FL on November 29, 2012:

Loved this! It gets me in the Christmas spirit.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 29, 2012:

vibz and amandaines ... Happy Christmas to you both. Thank you for visiting with Santa.

amandaines on November 29, 2012:

what a lovely, happy, inspiring and lifting hub - happy christmas to you

vibz from India on November 29, 2012:

Merry Christmas!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 27, 2012:

Happy Holidays Lisa!

Thank you for sharing Pavlo.

Pavlo Badovskyi from Kyiv, Ukraine on November 27, 2012:

Great Hub! In my heart I still write letter to Santa each Christmas eve. Alas I am an adult and my spiritual letters do not reach him... I should try a paper variant . Still some time is left for it :)

Liz Rayen from California on November 26, 2012:

I love this! What a great letter! Very clever Linda. You are so talented! Thumbs way up and shared! ♥

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 26, 2012:

DeerWhisperer, I feel for you. I totally understand. We make the best out of a rough situation. If you need a shoulder let me know.

Keep singing Shasta! Ho, Ho, Ho!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 26, 2012:

Hi CrisSp, Sending you some Sunshine for the holidays. We have plenty of warmth in Florida to share it with you! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 26, 2012:

Thank you nanderson500. Remember Santa's checking his list twice! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 26, 2012:

Happy Holidays Nell! I hope Santa's good to you!

Shasta Matova from USA on November 26, 2012:

What a lovely letter with all the Christmas carols titles! I am going to be singing them all day now. Voted up.

Brenda K Krupnow from Ravenden, AR on November 26, 2012:

I always get depressed around this time of year because we live so far away from our kids, but this year is worse because there is one less family member (my mother) to share the holidays with and my husband is very sick. However, your story cheered me up quite a bit. Heck, I might even go out and take some pictures of the new-fallen snow and write a new hub! Thanks a bunch.

CrisSp from Sky Is The Limit Adventure on November 25, 2012:

Hey Sunshine! I need more of you here...yes, you! Sunshine! It's only November and we already have some white stuff on the ground here up north.

So, I thought this letter to Santa is a little bit early but since we already have some snow today, guess it sets the mood. Besides, we have to give some time allowance for Santa to get what we wished for.

What a fun hub! Totally enjoyed it. Up and awesome!

Cheers!

nanderson500 from Seattle, WA on November 25, 2012:

I liked how you were able to integrate all of those Christmas songs in there! Voted up and funny!

Nell Rose from England on November 25, 2012:

Lol! love this! Hope you have a great Christmas this year linda, happy hols!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 18, 2012:

Deerwhisper, I hope Santa is good to you! :)

Brenda K Krupnow from Ravenden, AR on November 16, 2012:

Delightfully funny, and well written too. Can't wait till Christmas and more of your hubs!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 15, 2012:

LoveDoc, jpcmc, Frog Princess ... Thank you for your festive comments. I hope Santa is good to you.

The Frog Princess from Florence area of the Great Pee Dee of South Carolina on November 15, 2012:

Loved the story and as the Christmas Season nears again Hope you have a jolly, holly Christmas Season this year.

Merry Christmas.

Donna

JP Carlos from Quezon CIty, Phlippines on November 15, 2012:

Too awesome for words!

lovedoctor926 on November 14, 2012:

Lol. You're so funny! I am not annoyed anymore!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 14, 2012:

LoveDoc, Are you teasing Santa? You just might get what you ask for even if you're joking! :)

lovedoctor926 on November 14, 2012:

Dear Santa. Please bring me a hot looking, decent guy for Christmas. Is that too much to ask for? Lol. kidding. I'm not looking for anyone.

Remember how you challenged me to write a hub on tackling my tasks. Well, I wrote it this morning and for some reason, I deleted a capsule by mistake and the article disappeared. I didn't save it today like I usually do, but I was annoyed!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 14, 2012:

Hi Becky, Decorations?? It seems too soon, but thanksgiving is next week. This year flew by. Ho, Ho, Ho to you!

Rfordin from Florida on November 14, 2012:

I think this little letter to Santa has inspired me to get my butt in gear with decorations. I especially enjoyed how you incorporated all the tradtional Christmas songs into your hub.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ;)

~Becky

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 13, 2012:

Hi LoveDoc, Santa enjoys receiving letters. I think you should write him one.

Hi Life, Thank you for your comment.

Salini from India on November 10, 2012:

Lovely hub. Filled with loads of innocence and freshness in presentation... I liked the mom and dad part of your article....It was beautiful yet funny. loved your style. voted interesting.

lovedoctor926 on November 09, 2012:

I really liked this hub. I still enjoy listening to Christmas carols and drinking eggnog by the fireplace. Grandma got run over by a reindeer is a classic. Joy to the World as well as Rudolph is another favorite as well as And a Partridge in a Pear Tree. Thanks for the memories. All I want for Christmas is you. I don't know, I'm wondering if I should write a letter to Santa this year. I haven't been too naughty this year. Voted up!

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 09, 2012:

Gwen, Mary, Honey...he's making a list and checking it twice! :)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on November 09, 2012:

Hi Martie! I'm glad you enjoyed my letter to Santa...I hope you've been good this year, oh heck who are we kidding. Naughty or nice I'm sure you'll have a merry christmas.

H Lax on October 27, 2012:

How refreshing! Now, I'm more anxious than ever for Santa to get here!

Mary Hyatt from Florida on October 25, 2012:

This is such a fun read, Linda. I love the way you laid out this Hub with the videos, and songs.

I voted it UP, etc.

dreamseeker2 on October 25, 2012:

Found your hub funny, delightful and a great read! : ) Loved it all, and how you made use of many songs, which you successfully worked into the letter. You have my vote on this one! Awesome!!

Martie Coetser from South Africa on October 25, 2012:

Ho-ho-ho, I ROFL for that 'Dear Santa Baby' start of yours, Sunshine!

You're too cute, Baby!

Down here Santa Claus is compelled to appoint helpers. His helpers meet him at a central point to receive their uniforms and the bags with sweets and presents.

I am one of his appointed helpers, already (now in October) busy to generate energy to do my job to the best of my ability. Sometimes I have to do the neighbors as well, but I don't mind. I'll do ANYTHING for Santa Claus aka Father Christmas as long as I get a hug from each and everyone receiving a prezzy from him.

Ho-ho-ho.....

(ROFL!)

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on September 04, 2012:

Hi Rema and Ish! Happy soon to be Holidays to you both. I'm sure you have been behaving so expect many gifts from Santa!:)

Ishwaryaa Dhandapani from Chennai, India on September 04, 2012:

I enjoyed reading your smart, cute and funny letter to Santa Claus. Being an Archies comics fan, your nice letter reminded me of its particular holiday series which often showed Santa's helpers - merry little elves and his wife, Mrs. Santa. An entertaining hub! Well-done!

Thanks for SHARING. Funny & Awesome. Voted up and shared on Facebook.

Rema T V from Chennai, India on September 04, 2012:

Linda,

The kid in you shows all along. Very sweet Linda. Great hub. I am amazed by your creative skills. Enjoyed it thoroughly. Voting up and sharing it across. Cheers, Rema.

Linda Bilyeu (author) from Orlando, FL on September 04, 2012:

Hi Janine, Carly and Keith ... Thanks for visiting with Santa! :)