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25+ Birthday Wishes for 'The Office' Fans

Pro at watching 'THE OFFICE' re-runs. A big fan of the whole crew! (Even Creed)


I was introduced to this freaking awesome show by a close friend of mine. A BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY FRIEND. You know who you are. Surprisingly it was around the time I had started working myself. And I instantly fell in love with it. The show might not air new episodes anymore, but the hilarious moments in the show are worth re-watching.

Seeing how many people actually enjoy the show around me, I decided to write this article. These birthday wishes are for those times when you want to write something funny on your loved one’s birthday, but just cannot find any inspiration. Fact: This article will blow fans’ minds.


One-liner Birthday Greetings for 'THE OFFICE' Fans

  • “May your birthday be as awesome as Kevin’s famous Chilli.”
  • “You come on the top of my Maslow’s Hierarchy of BEETS. Happy Birthday!” (Pun intended)
  • “Gifting you GAP KIDS clothes this birthday. Hope you don’t find them too flashy.” (Any Angela fans out there?)
  • “Happy Birthday...

    Sometimes I will start a sentence and I don’t even know where it's going. I just hope you find it along the way.” (Perfect for the inside message of a greeting card)

  • “Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Race for the Cure. This is “insert your name”. Just calling to say “A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY.” (Phew just thinking of this message took my breath away)
  • “Happy Birthday. Now put it away in a SPECIAL FILING CABINET.” (For efficiency of communication)
  • “It's your birthday. I call it THE PERFECT STORM.”
  • “HAPPY BIRTHDAY. You can choose your gift from the Vending Machine. It's on me!

    • Bobble Head
    • USB
    • Picture
    • Stapler
    • Mug
    • Rubber Band Ball
    • Name Board
    • Pencil Cup
    • Wallet
  • “IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” (No explanation needed for this one, it is so obvious)
  • “Happy Birthday. It’s a BIG ONE. That’s what she said.” (Oh Michael, Oh Michael)
  • “It is your Birthday. FALSE. It is the anniversary of your BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE BORN ONLY ONE.” (Insert DWIGHT’s expressions here)
  • “Happy Birthday. I hope your day is BETTER than PRETZEL DAY.” (I know Stanley would have loved this on his birthday card for sure)
  • “AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. FALSE. AGE IS A WORD.” (Something only Dwights of this world could think of saying)
  • “Another year older. Will you get over it? Mmm. No. But Life Goes On. Happy Birthday.” (Pearls of Wisdom from our very own Dwight Shrute)
  • “Happy Birthday you. I love that you are Determined, Worker, Intense, Good worker, Hard worker and Terrific.” (aka DWIGHT)
  • “Happy Birthday. We put up green streamers for the party. - From the Party Planning Committee.”
  • “Wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Just wanted to tell you that as ASAP as possible.”
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  • “Happy Birthday to you. Now, take a siesta!” (In sassy Stanley’s own words! BTW he will be joining you)
  • “Wish you a very happy birthday and I want to sing a song for you. This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” (A KELLY KAPOOR original)
  • “You are one of the few people who looks hot while eating a cake. May you spend your birthday eating a lot of cake.”
  • “So me think: Why waste time, say lot word when few do trick? So HPY BRTHDY.” (KEVIN RIGHT SAID)
  • “‘R’ is the most menacing of sounds. That’s why I want to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and not HAPPY BIKTHDAY.”
  • “Cheer or fear. Your Birthday is here!” (Greetings from Belsnickel)
  • “Hope you have a Perfectenschlag birthday!”
  • “Happy Birthday to you. I love you more than Angela loves her cats!”
  • “Happy birthday. Mo’ cake, mo’ fun!” (In Michael’s own words)

The memory of the characters will always continue to make me laugh. I hope this article brought a smile to your face. I know for a fact that the show lovers around you are definitely going to cherish these birthday wishes on their special day. Let me know in the comments below which one is your favorite.

This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

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