21 Things to do With Peeps
Things to do with Peeps:
- Throw them directly into the trash.
- Light them on fire and use them for warmth.
- Use them as the key ingredient in a poison.
- Give them to the coyote so he could use them in an elaborate trap to capture the roadrunner.
- Launch them into space as an offering to the aliens. Any of them who enjoy Peeps prove they are not worth being friends with.
- Give them their own their own three picture movie deal staring Ryan Reynolds in a green CGI suit.
- Plug them into the matrix and let Agent Smith take them over to destroy Neo.
- Drag them behind your car until they no longer taste like yellow.
- Create a political party with them as your candidate and have them run for president.
- Figure out how many of them Paul Rudd has to eat to continue to look the same age for the past 250 years.
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- Steal the secret recipe created by Keanu Reeves in 1412 and change it entirely.
- Take them to a “farm” upstate and leave them there.
- Take them directly to the dump. Make sure to bring five bars of gold to make sure the employees will accept them.
- Recreate The Secret of the NIMH using only Peeps.
- Create a cult centered around one purple Peep.
- Plant them like seeds and see if you can grow a kind of candy that isn’t gross.
- Conduct an experiment to find out how many Peeps it would take to destroy the whole world.
- Launch a campaign to make a blue Peep the new mascot for Twitter.
- Use them as a weapon in a street gang.
- Leave them out overnight and hand them out as the awarded statue at the Oscars.
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