Oh No, I Have Been "Deared"
Rarely do I walk around thinking to myself, I am getting older. But then, just when I am cheerfully going about my daily activities, something happens to remind me that it's a fact.
When I turned fifty, it was a landmark birthday and I thought about getting older, it is after all a half a century. But my annual physical that year made me feel as if I was getting decrepit. I was handed the brochures on heart disease in women, colonoscopies and osteoporosis.
I walked in to the appointment feeling good and left feeling as if every thing was going downhill fast. Good heavens do I have to worry about all of this happening?
The above photo is a classic optical illusion of an old woman and young woman
My First Set Back -- Or My First "Dearing" Of The Day
Maybe I am older than I think I am
The day started out perfectly normal as I headed out to run errands.
First stop, the bank, to deposit a check into my savings account. Keep in mind I have been banking here for 15 years and have a sterling record of never bouncing a check.
I hand the teller my deposit slip and the check and I see her go to the back counter and scrutinize it. Then she goes into a back room and a manager comes out holding my check.
I ask her if there is a problem. "No dear", she says. "It's just that we are not familiar with the name of this check issuer". "Dear are you familiar with the issuer?" "Do you know where this check came from?" So I explain that I had this small mutual fund account for ten years and decided to take the proceeds.
The check is deposited. As I leave, it occurs to me that I have heard that gratuitous tone of voice before, when someone is speaking to the elderly. Further, I think she was questioning me because she thought I might have been victimized by a check fraud scam targeting the elderly.
"Moi?" "I still have my faculties, if you please."
Become Aware of Scams Against the Elderly
Some of the scam artists are so smooth and practiced at what they do, that even the smartest person may be taken in.
There are scams where bogus checks are issued to the unsuspecting people as part of a scam.
Read up and make your self aware for yourself or a loved one.
- AARP Scams and Frauds Website
This is the website for the American Association of Retired People which highlights scams that are being perpetrated.
The Second "Dearing" Of The Day
Twice in one, day. I am going to have a melt down.
So, I continue on to Target (department store) to purchase some odds and ends.
At the check out counter I am greeted by the cashier. She has grey hair, tied back in a not very stylish ponytail and appears to be a senior citizen.
I check out, and pay and the register produces a coupon for $5.00 off my next purchase.
"Dear", she says, "this coupon is only good for a week". I nod and take the coupon. She cups her hand over mine and says again, as if trying to get through to me: "Dear, this isn't like our other coupons; they are usually good for a month. This one is only good for a week".
Jane Fonda...........a goal setter for the aging - Healthy Aging
I watched Jane Fonda on the Anderson Cooper daytime show and she looked fabulous. Camera trick? I don't think so; people in the live audience were commenting on how great she looked.
She admittedly had plastic surgery -- a face lift and breast implants. But still, she was, at the time 72 and looked fabulous.
Then, she proceeded to balance herself on one foot, while doing curls with hand held weights. Not so easy to do. She did it effortlessly.
More Services That Protect and Help The Elderly
- National Do Not Call List
If you feel your aging parent is being bombarded with phone solicitations, you can put them on a national Do Not Call List. It does stop the legitimate telemarketers such as the cable company, from calling but of course the scam artists ignore it.
- Opt Out List
This is a great list to put your elderly parents on, or yourself. It stops all the junk mail from credit card companies and insurance companies. I did it for me as I don't like credit card application forms coming to the house. Also, if your parents
Picture of Old Woman
Hint: The old woman and the young woman both have the same hat. While the young woman is facing away from us, the old woman is in silhouette.
© 2012 Ellen Gregory
So what do you think? - Your observations on aging or anything else
Mary Norton from Ontario, Canada on October 30, 2017:
I can relate to what you have experienced and many times, it makes me smile. What a dear you are.
Kenneth Avery from Hamilton, Alabama on November 07, 2014:
Always remember, "You and I, I and you. You in I. And I in you." (Jacob Wire, circa 1863/essay about aging the illusion.
I will tell you the truth. This is an excellent piece of writing. Amazing work.
I loved the way you presented your topic. Wonderful graphics.
This piece was helpful, informative and very interesting.I was glad to vote Up and all of the choices.
You are certainly a gifted writer. Please keep up the fine work.
Kenneth Avery, Hamilton, Alabama
Ilona E from Ohio on March 06, 2014:
Every encouragement helps. I boosted your lens to get your tips out there more1
ideadesigns on February 17, 2014:
You have so many helpful tips! Thanks for sharing your aging and exercise advice. :)
Colin323 on January 14, 2014:
I realized I was getting old(er) when someone offered me their seat on the bus. I looked at them in amazement, as I am quite fit. But sometimes I catch a glimpse of myself in a shop window and think 'who is that old geezer? It can't be me'.
But it is.
LadyDuck on May 09, 2013:
Great lens, I see both the old and the young lady, Aging is difficult, but aging well is really important.
KamalaEmbroidery on May 06, 2013:
The easiest way I found to see the old woman is to focus on the young woman's necklace which becomes the old woman's mouth. It then flipped.
bethann21 on April 01, 2013:
Just love this lens!
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on March 19, 2013:
@Redneck Lady Luck: I am surprised so many people don't see the old lady.
Lorelei Cohen from Canada on March 18, 2013:
I must be old, or very closed minded, no matter how I tried I could not see the old woman in the picture. Oh well eternally youthful I guess lol.
Elastara on February 11, 2013:
Great lens! It is good to know how to age gracefully!
Faye Rutledge from Concord VA on February 09, 2013:
I'm right there with you! :)
Takkhis on February 08, 2013:
Nice lens! Everybody will have to go this way! Now i am young now but i will be old later.
Delia on February 06, 2013:
I never was around someone that grew old, both parents died just at 60 so I didn't really have a clue what to expect in aging...boy have I had surprises...Yikes! I don't think in my age but my body shows me my age...I don't remember my 50's at all, my 60's was depressing because I realized how fast time passes by.
RinchenChodron on January 29, 2013:
Yes, DEAR, I can relate!
Melissa Miotke from Arizona on January 26, 2013:
That must be incredibly irritating to have people treat you like you don't have your full capacities. People think they're being nice yet can be so rude. I enjoyed this read!
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on January 23, 2013:
@anonymous: Within 3 days of retiring, I started getting bombarded with phone calls, even though I am on a national no-call list. Some were just electric suppliers wanting me to switch carriers, or satellite TV providers wanting me to switch or upgrade. A lot were "you have just won a cruise" all we need is your credit card and charities that I never heard of and when I checked them out on the internet were bogus. One even had the nerve to say I must mail my check today --- yup, sure, because he will be out of town in a few days. Sad, how they prey on the elderly.
Mamabyrd from West Texas on January 21, 2013:
This was such a great read! I shared it with my mother. She is definitely a woman that is aging gracefully. I pray I have inherited her genes.
anonymous on January 21, 2013:
There, there dear! Wonderfully witty with so much truth and reality! I'm glad you mention the scams against elderly. Last year my sister was added to my Mom's accounts and she noticed several regularly monthly charges that amounted to about $150. 00 a month that were for such things as reminding her of appointments and getting appliances checked....all were the result of calls from telemarketers that had said they were associated some way with her bank (the bank denied this). Shell got to listen to one recorded call after fighting her way through different levels, the call had been reviewed and called "good". Mom said "no" in several different ways but the gal kept talking and finally said, "can I take that as a yes" and assuring Mom she could cancel. Of course Mom was being drained dry didn't remember any of the "contracts" made over the phone. Three companies finally gave full refunds and one refunded a year. We will be there targets in years to come....dear!
askformore lm on January 20, 2013:
Age is just a number. We are who we are!
texan203 lm on January 11, 2013:
So true, very well told. Thank you!
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on January 09, 2013:
@cmadden: We live near a submarine base and a coast guard academy. We have a lot of active military as well as retirees. When they Ma'am me, I tell myself it's because of their military service. (I delude myself all the time).
Susan R. Davis from Vancouver on January 08, 2013:
Oh, so right. I don't feel even middle-aged, myself, in my 40s, but I'm getting ma'am and even a few 'dears' lately. I can handle ma'am from a 20-year-old trying to be polite to their elders, but when a 35-year-young person says "dear" like I'm an old, bent crone, I feel like looking over my shoulder to see who they are talking to!
cmadden on January 08, 2013:
First they "ma'am" you and then they "dear" you!
JumpinJake on January 07, 2013:
great words written, enjoyed my visit this morning.
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on January 03, 2013:
@TCB dan: My grocery story: This attractive man approached me and offered to take my packages out of the cart and put them in the trunk for me. I thought he was coming on to me. Later it occurred to me that he just felt sorry for me because I am old.
Floman LM on January 03, 2013:
I just turned 71 and I have to remind myself that age is a "Matter of mind - if you don't mind, it doesn't matter." I just bought a 5X mirror to see what is no longer easy to look at, but like you said, the need is there. Great lens!
TCB dan on January 02, 2013:
I'm having more and more teenager grocery baggers ask me if I need "help out" to my car... I'm like, "No, I think I can handle this but thank you anyway".... what gives? Do they see me as old? C'mon!!!
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on January 02, 2013:
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on January 02, 2013:
@SusanDeppner: Oddly, or maybe not, I can do this easily standing on my left foot. Standing on my right foot takes more of an effort and I can't always do 30 seconds. Don't know if it has something to do with being right handed.
Susan Deppner from Arkansas USA on January 02, 2013:
I can SO relate! In fact, when I read that you had been "deared" I burst out laughing because it happens to me now all the time! I would love to be brave enough to come back with a really good response, but I haven't thought of one yet. Loved this lens! Excuse me while I go stand on one leg for a while. :)
SteveKaye on January 01, 2013:
Getting old is like going through adolescence in reverse.
MaureenCee on December 31, 2012:
Hi LiteraryMind, my friend and myself were talking about this exact same thing just a couple of months ago when she had her 70th and mine hasn't quite come yet, that we still see active selves as we were probably 20 years ago and it's hard to feel whatever society has imposed on the way we should feel. Too bad so sad I'm going to stay young, even if it's only at heart until my last gasp, and you look like you're doing OK to me. Dear/y is so condescending and it shows how old they feel so just feel sorry for their poor tiny worlds.
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on December 30, 2012:
@aesta1: I cover mine up. That's one of the reasons I deluded myself into thinking no one else noticed the aging process.
Mary Norton from Ontario, Canada on December 30, 2012:
I am used to that already. Some of the sales girls here in Hanoi even take out some of my white hair. I just couldn't believe it when they started taking it as they said I had too much. I had fun reading this.
Ellen Gregory (author) from Connecticut, USA on December 30, 2012:
@jolou: The worst is when the word "listen" is put in front of it, as in "listen dear". But that's something not just reserved for the elderly, I have heard that for years.
jolou on December 30, 2012:
I get called "Dear" sometimes too! If it's from someone we know, it's nice. But if it's a cashier or other stranger, I think it's condescending.
Outdoor Gal on December 29, 2012:
The fact that you don't see yourself as "old" means you're aging gracefully ;)
atomicgirl24 on December 29, 2012:
I'm not 50 yet, but pushing 40 myself I am already getting those little "signs" that I'm aging. Never thought I'd see the day, lol.
WriterJanis2 on December 29, 2012:
This was a very enjoyable read and I think you are aging quite gracefully, if you even want to call it aging. I like to think about it as getting more experienced.