The Unfortunate Truth
We don't mean to have big assets, we just do. And let me tell you, it's not as great as it's hyped up to be. Have you ever thought to consider the consequences that come along with big boobs? Besides the tenderness, the back and shoulder aches, the fact that for a big-busted woman there's no such thing as laying on your stomach; we all get the rep of being sluts at some point or another. Just for our boobs. We can't do anything about it! Nor can we help it! Normal clothes make us look like we're trying too hard. Even a simple cami or tank top can turn into far too much cleavage for a normal day. Just take a look to the examples to the right!
Even normal activities are a hassal. How many big boobed ladies have experienced sitting on a massage chair in public? It's no surprise you can't relax when the chair is pounding your back, if you do, it'll practically look like live soft-core porn. Even while being tense, your boobs can't help but jiggle in every which way. Similarly with turbulence on a plane. Doing mat exercises in pilates is not as simple as it should be. You can't exactly just lay on your stomach or you're pretty much torturing your chest. Or how about running down the stairs, or just running in general? Nope. Bouncety-bounce.
Bralettes? Sorry, no can do.
The cuteness of bralettes lacks the support big busts need. Bralettes just can't handle it. In fact bralette fails are so bad, there's no real visual example google images could find.
Boobs Handicap Fashion and Other Day to Day Activities
Let's start with something as simple as putting on a seat-belt. They're just an extension of making busty girls look like sluts just for doing the normal thing of being safe. They extenuate a split between your boobs. One boob per side of the belt between them.
Leaning down to grab something is an automatic boob slut label. Running is just horrible in everyway. Or how about laying down? Let gravity be it's own unneeded pushup bra.... Even leaning against a pub table, bar, or high table can make you look like you're flaunting your boobs as it gives them a place to rest on!
Next, fashion don'ts:
Ruffles, top buttons open, frilly and infinity scarves, long necklaces, corsets, low cuts, strapless, wearing the shoulder strap diagonal on a messenger bag, built in bras, tube tops, flowy blouses, form fitting button up shirts, cute/sexy bras: all no's.
Let's examine the corset shall we?
Even finding a good fit is a struggle. Most bras that are supposedly made for big busts are just not a good fit at all!
Want to look cute or sexy in a bra that actually supports your womanly assets? Forget it. This is as sexy as a fully supportive bra will get for big boobed girls:
Kiss these babies goodbye:
How about the nice, sophisticated button up shirt? Still makes us look like a slut..... Or it'll look like we bought the small size to show off if it actually can even make it to buttoning up all the away.
This is just not our reality.
How About The Quadra Boob?
How About Strapless?
That's just not gona cut it. Yer boobs gona weigh those things down girl. And I mean WAY down.
Other problems of girls with larger assets:
Even Remotely Large Breasts Make You Stand Out
Any Dancers or Gymnasts Here?
Calling all big busted dancers & gymnasts: we've all been there -- reaching for the floor or arching our back way back and having to readjust our whole leotard when coming back up, or worse yet, having to make sure our nipples haven't popped out. Even finding a nice looking leotard that will work with your breasts is one hell of a challenge. Not to mention compared to all those tiny average size dancers, you look like a complete show off slut in class. Most of all, you find yourself needing to wear a bra with pretty much every leotard! Dance or gymnastics just gets awkward. It's the perfect zone for your breasts to stand out.
If Only We All Looked Like This in Ballet....
Large Breasted Girls: Do you ever feel your breasts exploit you, make you feel uncomfortable, or make others judge you?
Anything Other Scenarios I Missed?
Please leave them in the comments below! I'd love to hear and possibly update as more things I missed come up!
***Also, please note, this article is meant to entertain and relate to in a light-hearted manner not to offend or label or insult in any way.
Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoyed. :)
© 2014 EvenDeathLies
Nicole K on November 17, 2018:
You bring up some good points, in a humorous way! Breastfeeding makes them get bigger, but then once I'm done breastfeeding, they go flatter again! It's tough being a woman!
Joel Diffendarfer from Jonesville on November 26, 2014:
wow, working on an article with my teen granddaughters in mind...they are so focused on their breast...My intent is to give them a better focus in a humorous way...your viewpoint helps. Thanks!
ThoughtsWriter from America on July 18, 2014:
This is sad, but true.