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MTG : The Funniest Cards - Goblin Edition

I've been playing Magic: The Gathering for some time and today I want to share my tricks

Goblins everywhere!

Goblins are among the most iconic creatures in Magic The Gathering as representatives of the color Red: They are chaotic, rowdy, cowardly and love to prank and fight with each other.

Over the years they have been used to convey humor, nonsense, or to add "color" to worlds visited in both the official Magic expansions and the Un-sets.

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Un-sets are non-competitive and humorous Magic sets usually with unconventional play methods such as miming, not being able to take your finger off a card or having to say "gotcha" in specific situations. Most of the time at the same time.

Un-Set madness

First of all, let's start with the Un-set.
Being humorous sets the effects are the most disparate and desperate.
For example, The Goblin Secret Agent is actually a talker with a wide mouth because instead of discovering the enemy's plans, he reveals ours (symbolized by revealing a card).
The mime on the other hand forces you not to say a word otherwise he gets angry and puts an end to his career as a mime (symbolized by the sacrifice of the creature if we speak).
In the case of Goblin Waiter they are unable to make a right one (symbolized by the red half mana, not a whole one as done by other goblins with the same effect)

Apart from goblins, un-sets are the home of situations bordering on the absurd and deserve a look.

"...Inflate...the...toad...?"

"...Inflate...the...toad...?"

"... I belive i can fly..."

"... I belive i can fly..."

"weeeeeeeeeeee....."

"weeeeeeeeeeee....."

Flight lessons

Anything can be said about Goblins except they are not creative and dreamers.
As we can see in these cards (or we will see also in the next ones) the methods of the goblins are not always orthodox.

The sense of freedom (and even a bit of healthy madness) push the Goblins to want to learn to fly at all costs.
One of my concerns is how the toad is blown if by mouth or with a bellows and, knowing the Goblins, which side was blown ...

Hang gliders, on the other hand, are much easier to build, just a few rags, a few crossed branches and we're ready, right?

"...Uhm... Boar..."

"...Uhm... Boar..."

"...Lover of Goats...?"

"...Lover of Goats...?"

The secret weapon of the goblins, the smell.

The secret weapon of the goblins, the smell.

Goblins love animals, probably because they share the same personal hygiene...

Pet Lovers

Goblins are also famous for being animal lovers, both in life and in the pot.

In fact, it is not uncommon that the mount cannot also be part of the victory banquet ...
We still don't know if it's some kind of connection or simply a matter of smell or stubbornness but Goblins very often collaborate with goats, wild boars, pigs or other animals regardless of the world we visit.

For example, the Akki are Goblins who live on the world of Kamigawa (a fantasy world with oriental and Japanese references) share the heights of the mountains with goats and defend them at all costs!

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...Gne...gne...gne....

...Gne...gne...gne....

Call to arms!

We do not know if it is the desire to fly, the thrill of speed or the poor consideration of the term "cannon fodder" but the Goblins throughout the history of magic seem to have adapted very quickly to the vicissitudes of the battlefield.
In fact, the large number of Goblins make them cheap mercenaries as they don't care which side of the line they are on, they just have to jump into the fray.

Sometimes, however, these are jokes that have gone wrong, where a cousin is shot from a cannon just for fun ... As the goblins are very numerous, cousins abound ....

"Ouch!"

"Ouch!"

"Ow!"

"Ow!"

Honorable mention

This is a story that deserves to be told.
Normal Magic sets and Un-sets take place in two different and separate universes, but can sometimes be cross-referenced or intertwined of various kinds.
Krark's first thumb was created in an official magic expansion at a time when some effects were decided by rolling dice or coins, over time this type of effect was gradually abandoned but the card still fascinated players asking Mark Rosewater (the mastermind behind modern magic) what happened to Krark. Was he still alive? Had it exploded in some funny way?
Years later Mark Rosewater found himself devising a new Un-Set and found it interesting to recover the use of dice and coins to generate confusion and move the game and therefore the perfect opportunity had presented itself to give fans another piece of Krark, literally.

At the moment we don't know what kind of experiment or wager Krark was doing but we only know that it was so incredible and dangerous that his two thumbs were shot at two different universes.
We don't know if more artifacts will be made from his fingers or if we will ever see a legendary creature called Krark, the thumbless.

I hope this article has made you smile and want to browse the world of magic because it is full of pearls and stories to discover.


EDIT: They finally did it!!

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