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Funny Alcoholic Drink Recipes And Cocktails

Do you enjoy trying new and fun alcoholic drinks with your friends? Have you ever heard of the cocktail drinks named Tijuana Hooker or Smurf Fart? This list of funny cocktail recipes is sure to spark some entertaining conversations, and interesting reactions from your guests.

From fruity funny shot names and frilly funny named cocktails to just hardcore and disgusting alcoholic drinks with funny names, I have created a list of drink recipes with funny names that will be sure to have your cocktails noticed and remember for some time to come.

Have You Ever Tried A Pudding Shot?

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Are You Tough Enough For This Alcoholic Drink ~ 100 Proof Shot

My boyfriend brings this up at every party. He can never find anyone to drink this shot with him. I might add, he has never tried it either, but always says he will do it with someone if they will... what do you think of this crazy alcoholic drink?

1 Part 100 Proof Cinnamon Schnapps

1 Part 100 Proof Vodka

1 Part 100 Proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 part 100 Proof Scotch

1 Part 100 Proof Tequila

Shake with ice and strain. It is best to make this alcoholic drink in volumes of 6 and enjoy with your friends.

X Rated Shots: Funny Drinks Names That Will Make Your Bartender Blush - Have Fun Mixing Funny Drinks While Entertaining Your Friends

Seriously, these drinks are only for people who do not get offended easily.

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angry face

The Angry German Alcoholic Drink Recipe

An alcoholic drink you can make a funny face at!

...And your are sure going to want to squint after drinking this tangy cocktail shooter!

1 Part Amaretto

1 Part Blackberry Schnapps

1 Part Jagermeister

2 Parts Lime Juice

Dash of Salt

Shake with Ice and strain into a Shot Glass. Try not to make an angry face after drinking.


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The "Anus Burner" Tequila Shot Drink Recipe

Any drink names with anus in it are bound to taste like one... Just saying...

1 Part Tequila

1 Slice of Jalapeño Pepper

Dash of Hot Sauce

Place the slice of jalapeño pepper in a shot glass.

Add Tequila.

Add hot sauce until the shot is a deep red color.

Take shot and try not to die.

Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail Recipe

A Not So Funny Alcoholic Drink Or Cocktail Name...

But definitely a funny looking cocktail. I am not sure I could drink it!

1 Part Peach Schnapps

Splash of Irish Cream

Dash of Grenadine

Pour a shot glass 3/4 full of Peach Schnapps.

Pour Irish Cream into the center of the Schnapps allowing it to clump.

Drop the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon into Irish Cream.

Flaming Dr. Pepper Alcoholic Drink Recipe

The Flaming Dr. Pepper Cocktail

1 Part Amaretto

Splash of 151 Proof Rum

12 Ounces of Beer

Fill a mug with beer. Fill a shot glass almost full with amaretto. Float the 151 proof rum on top. Light the rum with a lighter or a match. Extinguish by placing an empty shot glass over the top of the flaming shot to cap the flame. Drop the shot into the beer and drink before it foams over.

Do Not Catch On Fire!

gross alcoholic drink

gross alcoholic drink

Louisiana Shooter Tequila Drink Recipe

The Thought of Anyone Brave Enough To Drink This Is Funny To Me

This "Louisiana" drink name scares me a little. Not to mention, it has raw oyster, and horseradish sauce- my least favorite things. Good luck getting this alcoholic drink down.

1 Piece of Raw Oyster

1 Part Tequila

1/4 Teaspoon Horseradish Sauce

Dash of Hot Sauce

Pour ingredients into a glass neat.

Irish Trash Can Funny Cocktail Recipe

This Is Why You Never Piss Off Your Bartender

Never ask a bartender to surprise you because you could end up with this funny shot. Have you ever heard the stories of drinking the leftovers on the bar-mat, or an angry bartender feeding a unruly customer the remains of that night's drinks? This my friend, is the recipe that would be if there were such a thing.

1/2 oz gin

1/2 oz light rum

1/2 oz vodka

1/2 oz peach schnapps

1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur

1/2 oz triple sec

1 can Red Bull energy drink

Pour all of the liquors over ice and stir. Add a can of Red Bull. The Red Bull will float and slowly seep down the glass, turning the mix green, giving it the name Irish Trash Can! Check out my blog this month! I will be writing about 31 Funny Irish Drinks And Cocktails.

How To Start An Irish Bar Fight: Funny Irish Drink Recipe

Funny Drink To Order On St Patricks Day

So you decided to party at an Irish pub for St. Patricks day...and you wanna be a funny guy? I have a clever and witty cocktail for you. I have heard all the Irish Jokes before, I worked in a bar for *almost* 15 years. But, there I was, blogging away while my boyfriend was cooking me breakfast, when he came up with the most clever and witty cocktail recipe for St. Patricks Day I have ever heard. Im not going to give away my secret Irish cocktail recipe here though, your going to have to check out my blog.. Click here to read his story and get the recipe for the Irish Bar Fight: Funny Cocktail To Order On St Patricks Day

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Dog Fetches Beer From Fridge - Funny Alcoholic Trick

Rainbow Cocktail

Rainbow Cocktail

Rainbow Shot - Challenging Cocktail Drink

Rainbow Layered Cocktail Shot

1/4 oz. Grenadine

1/4 oz. Peppermint Schnapps

1/4 oz. Jagermeister

1/4 oz. Melon Liqueur (Midori)

1/4 oz. Whiskey

1/4 oz. Amaretto

Layer into a shot glass. A very hard drink for any bartender to master.

How To Make The Nuclear Rainbow Shot - Layered Rainbow Shot Drink

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Passed Out Naked on the Bathroom Floor Cocktail Drink

Now That's A Funny Named Alcoholic Drink

1 Part 100 Proof Peppermint Schnapps

1 Part Jagermeister

1 Part Tequila

1 Part 151 Proof Rum

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass.

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

The Lindsay Lohan Cocktail Drink Recipe

The Funniest Drink Ever Ordered From Me

I had a guy come in once after work, dirty and worn out from his long day; I could tell he was exhausted. I asked him if I could get him a drink. He replied "Il take a Lindsay Lohan please" and smiled. I had not heard of the drink, and had to ask, with quite a smile on my face also, "Go ahead and humor me, what is a Lindsay Lohan?" He responded, "A red headed slut with a splash of coke". I couldn't help but laugh. Burn!

Definitely the funniest drink ever ordered from me at a bar.

Red Headed Slut Cocktail

1 part peach schnapps

1 part Jagger

2 part cranberry

Pour peach schnapps and Jagger in a cocktail glass along with cranberry juice, stir, and serve.

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

1 part peach schnapps

1 part jager

2 part cranberry

Splash of coke

Pour peach schnapps and Jagger along with cranberry juice over ice, in a cocktail glass, stir, top with a shot of coke, and serve.

Garnish with a Cherry Dagger

Funny Shots Glasses For Your Fun Shots and Drinks

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barfer

Barfing Sensations & The Purple Alaskan Thunderf*#k Drink Recipe

Disgusting inappropriate and raunchy drink names

Barfer

1 Part Blackberry Liqueur

1 Part Peach Schnapps

1 Part Vodka

1 Part Apple Brandy

1 Part Raspberry Liqueur

Shake with Ice and Strain into a Shot Glass.

And while we are on the subject of barfing, I have to add

Purple Alaskan Thunderf*#k

1 Part Wiskey

1 Part Southern Comfort

1 Part Raspberry Liqueur

1 Part Amaretto

Splash of Pineapple Juice

Splash of Sour Mix

Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass, or serve over ice with a lime.

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Pap Smear Alcoholic Drink Recipe

Cocktail Drinks Recipe With A Dirty Name

But this alcoholic drink does make people laugh out loud.

1 part Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer

1 Part Smirnoff Vodka

Pour ingredients into glass neat. Do not chill.

Brunettes Can Be Sluts Too Funny Drink Recipe

A Funny Cocktail To Order

This recipe cracks me up when ordered, but I actually quite like it. Its got a nice sweet and carbonated taste and is very refreshing, much like a brunette next to a blonde.

1 oz Crown Royal

1/2 oz raspberry liqueur

1 oz triple sec

1 oz cranberry juice

1 oz Sprite soda

Pour over ice and Serve with a lime wheel.

Lewinsky Cocktail A Whiskey Drink

Funny Cocktail Named After a Famous Person...

1 Irish Cream

1 Part Southern Comfort

1 Part Peppermint Schnapps

Shake with ice and strain into shot glass.

© 2010 Mandy

Have You Ever Tried Any Of These Drinks? - Do You Have A Funny Cocktail Recipe To Share?

Just a drink? on September 20, 2014:

I went to Vegas and a blue drink got my attention, so I ask the bartender for the drink name, he said :ADIOS MOTHER F..KER after that he said , SEX ON THE BEACH..lol

astevn816 lm on April 30, 2014:

can't wait to try some of these

thecampingtrail1 on July 18, 2013:

Great lens, we have a pub and there are some great cocktails here that I am going to try!

SBRTechnologies1 on July 12, 2013:

The rainbow shots look fun.

Meganhere on June 08, 2013:

Fun lens!

Arod17 on May 24, 2013:

i really liked this lens and the R2D2 picture

CaztyBon on May 23, 2013:

I enjoyed the lens. I never heard of some of these drinks I don't know if I would ever drink them.

anonymous on May 17, 2013:

Any drink with the name Lindsay Lohan needs to have Red Bull and Vodka in it.

LUMOSE on May 14, 2013:

Great lens

sandi_x on May 11, 2013:

Really funny!!!

JimHofman on April 17, 2013:

Now I'm thirsty...want to try some of these drink recipes. Love the dog fetching a beer video!

StaceyWrites on April 08, 2013:

I'm going to have to try some of these sometime. I love the look of the Rainbow!

jura on April 06, 2013:

I like that angry German drink , great very funy.

petertraoassi2 on March 12, 2013:

Hilarious. I like a good cocktail and funny names are even better!

NejaLovely on March 07, 2013:

haha, fun stuff

CraftyandClever from everywhere but mostly Cali on February 24, 2013:

Great lens I know where I am coming to get drink ideas I didn't know about some of these but they sound interesting.

anonymous on February 24, 2013:

Amazing lens! Thanks for sharing!

kwj on February 23, 2013:

My daughter has a cat called Harvey Wallbanger

uneasywriter lm on February 22, 2013:

I think I have tried nearly every one on the list, some named other things.

KANEsUgAr on January 28, 2013:

Great drink recipes

supergras on January 24, 2013:

Love the AA books right in the middle of the lens.

MeAndMyPitLoki on December 10, 2012:

Brain Hemorrhage. Definitely wanna try that one. And I like the Lindsey Lohan...I had a good laugh :]

Cocktail Making on December 03, 2012:

Going to use some of these in our parties. Thanks

Deadicated LM on November 10, 2012:

Not yet. Cool Lens, Cheers!

anonymous on October 03, 2012:

thanks for sharing

DMVAgent on August 27, 2012:

nyahhhhahahaha.. that was fun and interesting things you got! gonna try some of those!

DesignSpace on August 19, 2012:

My kingdom for an R2D2 shot server! :D Great lens!

CristianStan on July 30, 2012:

America is in love with alcohol. Most people drink at least occasionally, but for me the lights never really went on in that way. I just don't like the taste.

GeekGirl1 on June 26, 2012:

Funny names. I'll be scared to try Passed out naked on the bathroom floor.

allwaystravelcusco on June 26, 2012:

hahaha lynsay lohan drink

Kristen from Wisconsin on June 24, 2012:

LOL, I love the Linday Lohan! Can't wait to tell my friends!

orangerubberduc on May 09, 2012:

Love it, Can't wait to try the Lindsay!

chuckholmes301 on March 05, 2012:

Great list of drinks here. I will have to add some of these to my collection. Thanks for sharing.

AlphaChic on February 07, 2012:

Great to read about. Try them? I'll have to muster up some (liquid) courage.

TopCoffeeLover on January 15, 2012:

not yet... but I'm inspired... in a scary way. Great lens... had me laughing out loud.

JohnRayner on December 19, 2011:

I'm going to work my way through these recipes.

jimmyworldstar on December 17, 2011:

I've always thought any variation of "sex on the beach/moon" is pretty funny. Flaming Dr. Pepper and Louisiana Shooter don't sound that funny. I'd love to try the Rainbow Cocktail Bartenders Challenge it looks and sounds appetizing.

PTurner56 on December 06, 2011:

Passed out Naked on the Bathroom Floor...been there! Sounds like a great drink! Very funny lens! Love it!

love4randomness1 on November 30, 2011:

haha funny lens! Squid-liked!

nsixx99 on November 30, 2011:

I have made most of them several times, but I was never into drinking them. I like my liquor the way it was intended. They are fun to say and hear though, great page!

lucky izan on November 14, 2011:

LOL the anus burner shot make me gag

harty5680 on October 31, 2011:

This is great. Awesome lens!

ayejayjay on October 24, 2011:

that's freaking crazy....

ScareYouDiva on September 17, 2011:

Eager to try some of these at our next party.

anonymous on August 22, 2011:

the are you tough enough drink = easy!

i make a same challenge but in shot version, mix it all in a glass and pour out. never fails to make someone (else) sick, and if you buy the drinks you can't back down like your BF.

The standard thing with new people in the army is a pint of top shelf (spirits), downed asap then followed by tequila stuntmen (snort the salt do the shot lime in the eye)

anonymous on August 02, 2011:

Just had to return to look up a recipe. Thank you, and Squid Angel blessed!

anonymous on August 02, 2011:

Just had to return to look up a recipe. Thank you, and Squid Angel blessed!

Mark Falco from Reno, Nevada on July 30, 2011:

Great idea for a lens. Made me giggle a lot...love the Lindsay Lohan!

OrganicMom247 on July 28, 2011:

Fun lens, made me laugh, thank you.

singlemaltdram on July 22, 2011:

Great idea for a lens and very informative, funny too. nice one! The most disgusting one on the planet is that one you can get in a bar in Canada, i think it's called a Sour Toe(?).

AJ from North Carolina on July 16, 2011:

LOL! Maybe your lens should be subtitled "a funny lens about totally GROSS alcoholic drinks". I haven't tried them and they all sound deadly gross! Good lens!

Matie on July 15, 2011:

hahah this lens is clever and hilarious!

MoiraCrochetsPl on July 14, 2011:

very fun lens!

Srena44 on July 13, 2011:

nice work

cocktailsexaminer on July 12, 2011:

Great lens, love it!

deanna6812 on July 08, 2011:

Haha! I haven't tried any of these (probably for the best). Some of them just look awful! Great lens, though. It made me laugh!

sousababy on July 04, 2011:

No, yikes, I haven't tried any. I don't think I have the gene pool to handle them either . . but they were entertaining to read about. Thanks for the laughs!

Helene-Malmsio on June 26, 2011:

What's that saying: .... One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....

GetSillyProduct on June 17, 2011:

The Flaming Dr. Pepper looks awesome, I had brain hemmorhage shots before, tasty as hell

KANEsUgAr on June 14, 2011:

the rainbow one looks cool. i think the angry german sounds good.

anonymous on June 14, 2011:

Oh my goodness, no I have not had any of these drinks....can people actually function after these...and then there's the names!

elenareviews on June 14, 2011:

Lovely! Never thought of a funny name for an alcoholic drink.

Lee Williams from North Carolina on June 08, 2011:

Love this lens (must be the former bartender in me).

Bernie from Corbin, KY on June 06, 2011:

not yet

thesuccess2 on June 03, 2011:

We used to think Pina Colada was daring

Fabio Sanna on June 01, 2011:

Cool names! I never heard some of them! Good lens idea,

peace~Fabio

anonymous on May 27, 2011:

Well, what can I say, but 'three cheers' to the lens and one for the drink. hic. :)

KimGiancaterino on May 26, 2011:

I would love to watch a bartender create a rainbow layered cocktail. I definitely would not drink one! Sounds like a recipe for a hangover.

JoshK47 on May 15, 2011:

Whoa - the rainbow shot is really awesome. Some great (and potentially hazardous!) drinks in here!

x-rayeyes on April 30, 2011:

Pap Smear! Hilarious!!!

sushilkin lm on April 26, 2011:

Like your lens! Thanks for sharing !! Contribute your like at PRAY FOR JAPAN for the sake of universal brotherhood !

Reed Aronow from Saint Paul, Minnesota, USA on February 07, 2011:

great lens! Will definitely try the rainbow layered drink

Fox Music on January 09, 2011:

Set Um Up Joe - Great Lens

MANOJ BALAKRISHNAN from ABU DHABI on January 03, 2011:

Well written Lens. I like it!

MargoPArrowsmith on October 28, 2010:

I don't drink much these days, but my experience is that the funnier the name, the worse you feel the next day!

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MargoPArrowsmith on October 28, 2010:

I don't drink much these days, but my experience is that the funnier the name, the worse you feel the next day!

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JulietJohnson on October 24, 2010:

I love this, and intend to link to it from my if that's ok with you?! Totally brilliant lens... and a splendid micro-niche!

missbat on September 29, 2010:

Can't say I've tried any of these, but this is certainly a hilarious lens!

hlkljgk from Western Mass on September 28, 2010:

tee hee. never mind the names - their ingredients are entertaining - or i should say their combination. :)

Deb Kingsbury from Flagstaff, Arizona on September 27, 2010:

lol ... I think I'll stick with red wine. But I'll sure be able to impress my mixed drink-drinkin' friends with these!

TriviaChamp on September 27, 2010:

trying to layer a Bartenders Challenge could be fun. Kudos on an interesting lens.

anonymous on September 09, 2010:

LOL funny! I don't think I've had any of these but I'm going to challenge my bartender to a layering competition the next chance I get.

anonymous on September 09, 2010:

LOL funny! I don't think I've had any of these but I'm going to challenge my bartender to a layering competition the next chance I get.

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