Pick. Wash. Stuff into jars. Prepare brine and boil water.
Towels. Towels. We need lots.of towels.
No. Wait. That's childbirth. Scratch that.
Mrs. Wages Zesty bread and Butter mix comes pre-mixed in a package. You just need to mix it with 8 3/4 cups vinegar and 7 cups of sugar. Yep. These will knock the teeth right out of your face.
The brine needs to be heated before you place in the jars. The lids need to be scalded (dipped in hot water) as well.
You can eat them after 24 hours. Good luck waiting.