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Ugliest Baby Names of All Time

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Baby names are surpose to be beautiful and unique but some are just plain ugly or weird. Here are some of the worst names in history to ever call your child.

Myrtle

There is nothing pleasant about the name myrtle. It actually rhymes with turtle a pretty unatractive slow moving animal need I say more?

Gus

The next name sounds just like the wind Gus. Pretty awful name indeed!

Self Explanatory Ugly Baby Names

Ephraim

Gretel

Prudence

Alphabeta

Doyle

Cornelius

Denim

Harper

Ingrid

Archibald

Brumhilda

Gretchen

Horace

Magnus

Agatha

Elmer

Milton

Dorcus

Antonia

Mildred

Becky

Georgina

Humphrey

Adolf

Helga

Bronson

Horatio

Gertrude

Marjorie

Lucinda

Rigoberto

Guadalupe

Edith

Mavis

Blanche

Elgin

Maude

Demain

Milton

Eugenia

Clementine

Perpetual

Ernestine

Mercy

Daphne

Princess

Briar

Precious

Mustapha

Ursula

Osnot







Ghetto Names

The names below will definitely stand out from the crowd unfortunately in a bad way. African Americans have many wonderful baby names but the names below are not among the best.

Lashuan

Sharkeisha

Latrina( short for latrine which means toilet)

Sha Nae Nae

Quesha

Shaquita

La Quanda

Bonifa

Vaughandre

LaQuisha

Ray Ray

Watermelondrea ( wow really?)

T Kwon

Leshaniqua

Shabooboo













Hillbilly Trashy Names

The suburbs also has its less than thoughful moments. These bad non appealing baby names will definitely leave a sour taste in your mind. The names below are just as silly as the ghetto ones I have listed. How can people be so stupid?

Toll (pronounced you guess it just like someone's height Tall). Unbelievable lol!

Parker

Skeeter

Tanner

Bryce

Butch

Gator

Bud

Molly (a drug)

Al

Misty

Trixie

Buck

Skipper

Thurston

Earline







Weird Sounding Names

Names that sound like medicine

Nigel,

Millicent


The name Lukas just sounds like a disease. Its another terrible name choice.





More Bad Names

Now lets move on to some pretty awful old lady baby names. Just imagine a four year old with any of these terrible sounding grandma names.

Phyllis

Gwendolyn

Ingrid

Bernadette

Doris

Frances

Martha

Shirley

Pauline

Edna

Harriet

Thelma

Augusta

Agnes


Here is the moment you all have waiting for, below are the Ugliest Most Iconic Baby Names Ever on Record

Drum roll please.....

Salami 1842 Born Lincolnshire, England

Cherry Tart Born 1859 Mississippi, USA

Mineral Waters Born 1893 Essex, England

Sucker Born 1896 North Carolina, USA

Garage 1860 New England

Wanker Born 1856 New York, USA

Penis Born 1831 Ireland

Turbo Born 1860 Puerto Rico

Jeep Born 1890 Iowa USA

Arse Born 1898 Florida

Pube Born 1904 Nova Scotia, Canada

Earwacker 1849 Hampshire, England

Datsun 1858 Virginia

Motor Born 1900 Washington USA

Lasagna Born 1968 North Carolina, USA

Y. Not Born 1930 Staffordshire, England

Conclusion

The art of picking a great baby name is not that complicated after all. Not all of these names are actually bad, some just happen to sound that way. It is a no brainer why some of these names are really not among the most celebrated baby names of all time. With that said, please feel free to leave your feedback in the comment section below. As always, I look forward to hearing from you.

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