Ugliest Baby Names of All Time
Baby names are surpose to be beautiful and unique but some are just plain ugly or weird. Here are some of the worst names in history to ever call your child.
Myrtle
There is nothing pleasant about the name myrtle. It actually rhymes with turtle a pretty unatractive slow moving animal need I say more?
Gus
The next name sounds just like the wind Gus. Pretty awful name indeed!
Self Explanatory Ugly Baby Names
Ephraim
Gretel
Prudence
Alphabeta
Doyle
Cornelius
Denim
Harper
Ingrid
Archibald
Brumhilda
Gretchen
Horace
Magnus
Agatha
Elmer
Milton
Dorcus
Antonia
Mildred
Becky
Georgina
Humphrey
Adolf
Helga
Bronson
Horatio
Gertrude
Marjorie
Lucinda
Rigoberto
Guadalupe
Edith
Mavis
Blanche
Elgin
Maude
Demain
Milton
Eugenia
Clementine
Perpetual
Ernestine
Mercy
Daphne
Princess (now stop dat!)
Briar
Precious
Mustapha
Ursula
Osnot
Ghetto Names
The names below will definitely stand out from the crowd unfortunately in a bad way. Black Americans have many wonderful baby names but the names below are not among the best.
Lashuan
Sharkeisha
Latrina( short for latrine which means toilet)
Sha Nae Nae
Quesha
Shaquita
La Quanda
Bonifa (ridiculous)
Vaughandre
LaQuisha
Ray Ray
Watermelondrea ( wow really?)
T Kwon
Leshaniqua
Shabooboo ( no, just no).
Hillbilly Trashy Names
The suburbs also has its less than thoughful moments. These bad non appealing baby names will definitely leave a sour taste in your mind. The names below are just as awful as the ghetto ones I have listed. How can people be so silly.
Toll (pronounced you guess it just like someone's height Tall). Unbelievable lol!
Parker
Skeeter
Tanner
Bryce
Butch
Gator
Bud
Al
Misty
Trixie (huh?)
Buck
Skipper ( you can't be serious).
Thurston
Earline (OMG)
Weird Sounding Names
Names that sound like medicine
Nigel,
Millicent
The name Lukas just sounds like a disease. Its another terrible name choice.
More Bad Names
Now lets move on to some pretty awful old lady baby names. Just imagine a four year old with any of these terrible sounding grandma names.
Phyllis
Gwendolyn
Ingrid
Bernadette
Doris
Frances
Martha
Shirley
Pauline
Edna
Harriet
Thelma
Augusta
Agnes
Here is the moment you all have waiting for, below are the Ugliest Most Iconic Baby Names Ever on Record
Drum roll please.....
Salami 1842 Born Lincolnshire, England
Cherry Tart Born 1859 Mississippi, USA
Mineral Waters Born 1893 Essex, England
Sucker Born 1896 North Carolina, USA
Garage 1860 New England
Wanker Born 1856 New York, USA
Penis Born 1831 Ireland
Turbo Born 1860 Puerto Rico
Jeep Born 1890 Iowa USA
Arse Born 1898 Florida
Pube Born 1904 Nova Scotia, Canada
Earwacker 1849 Hampshire, England
Datsun 1858 Virginia
Motor Born 1900 Washington USA
Lasagna Born 1968 North Carolina, USA
Y. Not Born 1930 Staffordshire, England
Conclusion
The art of picking a great baby name is not that complicated after all. Not all of these names are actually bad, some just happen to sound that way. It is a no brainer why some of these names are really not among the most celebrated baby names of all time. With that said, please feel free to leave your feedback in the comment section below. As always, I look forward to hearing from you.
