Ugliest Baby Names of All Time

Baby names are surpose to be beautiful and unique but some are just plain ugly or weird. Here are some of the worst names in history to ever call your child.

Myrtle

There is nothing pleasant about the name myrtle. It actually rhymes with turtle a pretty unatractive slow moving animal need I say more?

Gus

The next name sounds just like the wind Gus. Pretty awful name indeed!

Self Explanatory Ugly Baby Names

Ephraim

Gretel

Prudence

Doyle

Geraldine

Cornelius

Harper

Ingrid

Gretchen

Magnus

Agatha

Elmer

Milton

Dorcus

Antonia

Francis

Herbert

Becky

Georgina

Adolf

Helga

Bronson

Abigail

Gertrude

Marjorie

Lucinda

Rigoberto

Guadalupe

Edith

Mavis

Blanche

Petra

Ralph

Elgin

Maude

Demain

Iris

Henrietta

Milton

Eugenia

Clementine

Perpetual

Ernestine

Mercy

Hector

Princess

Briar

Precious

Ursula

Ghetto Names

The names below will definitely stand out from the crowd unfortunately in a bad way. Hey, nothing screams: I from the hood more than these less than stellar names?

Lashuan

Sharonda

Da'Quonde

Quesha

Shaquita

Vaughandre

Shavonda

Shmonica

Tramicia

La'Tonya

Bonifa

Sha'Londria

Hillbilly Trashy Names

The suburbs also has its less than thoughful moments. These bad non appealing baby names will definitely leave a sour taste in your mind. The names below are just as silly as the ghetto ones I have listed. How can people be so stupid?

Toll (pronounced you guess it just like someone's height Tall). Unbelievable lol!

Parker

Dustin

Connor

Tanner

Bryce

Butch

Molly (a drug)

Al

Thurston

Earline

Weird Sounding Names

Names that sound like medicine

Nigel,

Millicent

The name Lukas just sounds like a disease. Its another terrible name choice.

More Bad Names

Now lets move on to some pretty awful old lady baby names. Just imagine a four year old with any of these terrible sounding grandma names.

Phyllis

Gwendolyn

Ingrid

Mildred

Bernadette

Doris

Frances

Martha

Shirley

Pauline

Edna

Harriet

Thelma

Augusta

Agnes

Here is the moment you all have waiting for, below are the Ugliest Most Iconic Baby Names Ever on Record

Drum roll please.....

Salami 1842 Born Lincolnshire England

Cherry Tart Born 1859 Mississippi USA

Mineral Waters Born 1893 Essex England

Garage 1860 New England

Wanker Born 1856 New York USA

Penis Born 1831 Ireland

Turbo Born 1860 Puerto Rico

Jeep Born 1890 Iowa USA

Arse Born 1898 Florida

Pube Born 1904 Nova Scotia Canada

Datsun 1858 Virginia

Motor Born 1900 Washington USA

Lasagna Born 1968 North Carolina

Conclusion

The art of picking a great baby name is not that complicated after all. Not all of these names are actually bad, some just happen to sound that way. It is a no brainer why some of these names are really not among the most celebrated baby names of all time. With that said, please feel free to leave your feedback in the comment section below. As always, I look forward to hearing from you.