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Holy Rackafratz! 101 More Funny Swear/Cuss Word Alternatives

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I realized, about two minutes after posting my last alternative cuss hub, that I had left way too many goods ones out! So here's another 101 great words and phrases, with no repeats, that you can use instead of cussing. Enjoy!

  1. Holy Frijoles!
  2. Beans and Rice!
  3. Fish Nuggets!
  4. Sugar Babies!
  5. Pluck a Duck!
  6. Curses!
  7. Butter Beans!
  8. Charlatans!
  9. Avada Kedavra!
  10. Sectumsempra!
  11. Blimey!
  12. Dirt Nap!
  13. Monkey Poo!
  14. Nut Bunnies!
  15. Crapola!
  16. Cheese and Crackers!
  17. Crud!
  18. Sugar puffs!
  19. Flame’s Alive!
  20. Botox!
  21. Oh, Fish Hooks!
  22. Quotation Marks!
  23. Effervescence!
  24. Holy Macaroni!
  25. Pantalones!
  26. Lightning Bugs!
  27. Dragonflies!
  28. Chronicles of Narnia!
  29. Didgeridoo!
  30. Pigs in a Blanket!
  31. Sweet Peas!
  32. Sweet Gherkin!
  33. Smurf It!
  34. Dragon Ball Z!
  35. Chiz!
  36. Grizzle!
  37. Holy Humus!
  38. Bob Saget!
  39. Kite Strings!
  40. Son of a Bleep!
  41. Firecrackers!
  42. Balderdash!
  43. Botulism!
  44. Bangkok!
  45. Pimento Loaf!
  46. What the Gummy!
  47. Cheeseburgers!
  48. Gobbledygook!
  49. Jabberwockies!
  50. Son of a Squeegee!
  51. Shish Kabob!
  52. What in the Blue Blazes!
  53. Kitty Whiskers!
  54. Trouty Mouth!
  55. Sticky Wickett!
  56. Fairy Godmother!
  57. Blurg!
  58. Shiatsu!
  59. Lord, Love a Duck!
  60. Sugarfoot!
  61. Arrgh!
  62. Son of a Turkey Fart!
  63. Justin Bieber!
  64. Exploitive Deleted!
  65. Snot Buckets!
  66. Ice Cream!
  67. Tabernacle!
  68. Good Gravy!
  69. Pumpernickel!
  70. Frazzle Fart!
  71. Sweet Niblets!
  72. Oh My Stars and Garters!
  73. Holy Kachow!
  74. Holy Guacamole!
  75. Holy Rusted Metal Batman!
  76. Fried Green Tomatoes!
  77. Milk and Cookies!
  78. Bad Word, Bad Word, Bad Word!
  79. Hot Diggity!
  80. Monkey Flunker!
  81. Shamalama!
  82. Mother Hubbard!
  83. Blasphemy!
  84. Snicklefritz!
  85. Razzleberry Dressing!
  86. Dirty Rackafratz!
  87. Donald Trump Hair!
  88. Rasputin!
  89. Flabbergast!
  90. Holy Shnikies!
  91. Jinkies!
  92. Shtuff!
  93. Shnoodles!
  94. Gravity Works!
  95. Snap Dangity!
  96. Baloney Sausage!
  97. Oh My Sainted Trousers!
  98. Profanity!
  99. Bullfrogs in Heat!
  100. Ramen!
  101. Malkovich!


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Comments

Zihanna on September 22, 2020:

lol, I use "Oh my Goodness" most of the time, but I came here to google and searched other swear words alternatives, my favorites so far are the Harry Potter references and the "Go lick a duck" ones.

Jessa on June 06, 2018:

Blank Space What The Profanity

patrina on June 02, 2018:

what the fish

JennyJill on January 10, 2018:

Monty Python fans may appreciate "Holy hand grenade!"

Ghost on February 24, 2017:

My favorite replacement swear word that I have yet to see on lists is "Oh Sugar Honey Ice Tea!" From Madagascar

EM on January 31, 2017:

I use shpooy and son of a hairy goat!

Ali on January 16, 2016:

D bag

Hi on February 09, 2015:

My my, I will be using these often! Wow! Thanks!

euphemist on June 28, 2012:

ha..the bob saget one made me laugh out loud..

Stella44 from Ohio on March 02, 2012:

this is hilarious! I think I can use some of these words--I say "fooey" sometimes :D

thost from Dublin, Ireland on February 07, 2012:

This is a good list. Here is some old ones.

Fiddle sticks

Sweet FA

Flippen

Rosa Marchisella from Canada on August 17, 2011:

My ex-mother-in-law says, "OH! Shoot the cat!" when she's angry :-D

My mom never let us get away with even alternative cussing because, "It's not the words you use, it's the intent behind them."

Thanks for these lists - and for the follow :-)

lsin82 from Houston on August 15, 2011:

This is actually funny but very useful. As someone who once cursed like a sailor (being a police officer has that affect) I have now become very conccious of the words that I allow to come out of my mouth. Sometimes you get into situations where you have to say something to express those emotions, and biting the tounge can only last for so long. Thank you for sharing this. I will definitely put it to use....

No_Clue on August 11, 2011:

Nice job with this! I am all for alternatives!

Mary Craig from New York on August 09, 2011:

Good job -- my favorite is "suckerfish". Voted up.

Stephanie Pyper from Las Vegas, NV on August 09, 2011:

I am always coming up with other words for my kids to use other than the bad cuss words. Thank you for coming up with so many more my kids can say!