Top 20 celebrities Who Shouldn't Be Famous
I'm sick of reality TV. I watch Docs and bio pictures, things that are real. So in a world filled with fake reality TV stars and crazy celebs that have nothing better to do then abuse drugs, what are normal people like us to do? Make fun of them and then forget about them. Everyone on this list, is famous at this moment in time and all of them should be people who used to be famous.
I took this picture in New York City.
Here's the 20 top worst Celebs
It seems like the entire world is chasing their 15 minutes of fame. Some of them are willing to do almost anything to get it. Dumb reality shows have brought these fame seekers to an all time low. What drives me crazy is that these shows and the people on them are usually far from real.
20. Suri Cruise
She's not an actress or a model, she's just a toddler that everyone goes crazy over. Her fame only fueled by the fact that her insane actor father had her hidden away for the first year of her life. I used to say that Tom had eaten her and then bought a new one on the black market.
19. Miley Cyrus
Yes, she's an actress and a singer, but she's not very good at either of them. She's a horrible role model for impressionable youth. She take sleazy photos, smokes bongs and kisses random people, and posting them to her various wed based accounts.
Update: According to other child stars at the time, she was drinking and doing drugs too.
18. Dr. Phil
There is a Doctor in my family and he hates Dr. Phil because Phil may make good television, but he is not a good Doctor.
17. Kevin Federline
He can't sing, he shouldn't dance since he's what 18 months pregnant? But yet people still take pictures of this complete loser and post them on the web and print them in magazines. A man who's only famous for leaving his pregnant girlfriend for a so, so crazy pop star.
16. Nichole "Snookie" Polizzi
I have a riddle for you, why is she famous? If I die myself orange, drink way too much booze and wear sleazy ugly dresses, would I be famous too? She should be singing creepy songs and making Chocolate for Charlie in his factory.
15. Lauren Conrad
Bad Reality TV is not the only reason for my dislike of this girl. She for no other reason than the fact that she's famous was given a fashion line at one of my favorite department stores. Her clothes are ugly and poorly designed, enough said.
14. Audrina Patridge
She's from the Hills too, but now she has been given her own show. Will talent ever be rewarded again or will only mindless pretty things always get all the attention.
13. Spencer Pratt
Famous only for being a tool, an ugly, ugly tool.
12. Heidi Montag
She thought she could sing, but she couldn't. She was once very naturally pretty, an easy beauty that makes most women green with envy, that was before ten surgeries in one day. Now she looks like a creepy Sex Bot, vapid and mindless.
11. Kim Kardashian
Famous for having a sex tape with a guy who belongs on this list. A failed R & B singer who if he weren't Brandy's little brother wouldn't be worth mentioning.
10. Kloe, Kourtney, and Robert Kardashian Jr. Scott Disick
Though just as famous as kim, they don't deserve more than one spot on my list. Scott Disick Drunk loser who dates and one day will marry Kourtney Kardashian and will leave her after that.
9. Kris Jenner
Who does everything she can to capitalize on the undeserved fame of her Kardashian children.
8. Brooke Hogan
Talent-less daughter of the wrestler, who though looking like a very tall Drag Queen is kind of pretty.
7. Ali Lohan, and her mother and father
Ali tried to put out a CD, but she can't sing. Her father and his ex-wife are both low lives living off the fame of their daughter Lindsay. Lindsay belongs in a subcategory, people who should no longer be famous.
6. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
So a brute names his abs and that's enough to keep him on TV? So if I name my stomach Miss Flab-a-nater and get drunk on TV a lot, would that be enough to get me a book deal and on Dancing with the has-beens?
5. Nicole Richie
Adopted daughter of a famous singer.
4. Tiffany "New York" Pollard
Crazy controlling jerk from a reality dating show. She was horrible to the two men who were unlucky enough to win her hand.
3. Perez Hilton
Famous for a blog were he draws male body parts on the faces of people who have more of a right to famous than he does.
2. Tila Tequila
Shot to fame because of sleazy photos she had posted on MySpace of all places, and this little drugged and booze fueled woman hasn't been off the scene since, that is until a few trips to rehab.
1. Paris Hilton
Who else would be number one? She lives like a billionaire on her family's money. She can't act, I sing better than she does. Which is in fact a terrible insult. She looks like an ugly twelve year old boy. She keeps flashing her cookie everywhere.
Duel Debate Module
Should we just stop watching reality TV so these jerks will stop making money?
Jo Miller from Tennessee on September 27, 2019:
It may give you comfort that I've never heard of the majority of these people.
Fin from Barstow on March 25, 2019:
well interesting list. I would like to have seen some other people who are just famous for being famous like brooke shields etc.
WinWriter on August 15, 2014:
I agree with you on every single one. Good article. They show up on my tv screen and I can't switch it to something else fast enough. You have a right to state your opinions on these "celebs." I hope you keep writing articles.
Stacy Birch (author) on June 24, 2014:
@anonymous: I don't want fame. I wouldn't care if Miley was gay, I don't believe she is. She's just doing all these things for attention and I wouldn't want any daughter of mine acting like her.
Stacy Birch (author) on January 25, 2014:
aidan-burns-31 on December 11, 2013:
you forgot Katie price aka Jordan
anonymous on August 11, 2013:
Obviously you're trying to grab you're own fame by making this website/blog whatever you want to call it. I agree with you that a lot of 'celebrities should not be famous in the first place however maybe you should practice what you learnt in grade 2, i.e: double checking your work, so you don't look like a loser who can spell or use grammar properly. And what really pushed my buttons is the fact that you had to question Miley Cyrus' sexual orientation (the kissing girls bit) and suggest its bad to kiss girls. Don't get me wrong that girl is annoying and I'm straight as hell just advising you that you look like a whinging homophobic idiot who hasn't got a life xoxo
PinkstonePictures from Miami Beach, FL on March 02, 2013:
Tom Cruise should have been on your list...not Suri Cruise. She's only a young girl who hasn't made the conscious decision to be in the public eye so I don't agree with that one. They are all really bad and reality tv is the lowest of the low. Great lens
Hal Gall from Bloomington, IN on December 13, 2012:
Yeah,most TV these days is crap. I avoid shows like these whenever possible. It seems the drama and sensationalism has even taken over sports. What's a person to do, except turn the thing off. :)
alternative-help on November 26, 2012:
Your list is spot on! It's a scary thing that society "worships" people who bring absolutely nothing to the table. The only thing I would change is removing Suri (like Tony said she has no control over her life) and adding Honey BooBoo (like Leajin said)!
anonymous on October 13, 2012:
You missed one-Honey BooBoo. Lawdy.My list why would be pages long.
Birthday Wishes from Here on October 07, 2012:
It was hard to make a choice... So I think it should be all of them...
Tony Bonura from Tickfaw, Louisiana on September 24, 2012:
I detest Dr Phil. That poor little girl Suri Cruse is not at fault here, her father is.
I have no idea why the Kardashians are famous. Many of the others may be famous, but I don't know who they are. Loved the lens. Its subject matter was way overdue.
MatijaB LM on September 16, 2012:
The list is very interesting.
coolmon2009 lm on September 15, 2012:
Interesting listing of who shouldn't be famous; i agree with much of your list.
Pam Irie from Land of Aloha on September 07, 2012:
Visiting again. I don't know why anyone sane person would be fascinated with any of these "celebrities". GAG lol
Diva2Mom on September 07, 2012:
Hahaha, fun lens! I needed it after attending to my sick kids for days now...thank you, hahaha! I love your unique style! God bless you!
cassieann on September 02, 2012:
You hit the nail on the head and I bet I could easily add another 20 to the list.
Rosaquid on September 01, 2012:
This lens was far more entertaining than the celebrities listed in it! Thanks for the fun.
maryLuu on September 01, 2012:
They are celebs because they have funs. I don't quite understand why, but all these are just pappes celebs. Worthless.
EMangl on August 11, 2012:
i don't get it why so many people are fascinated by "celebs"
Angela F from Seattle, WA on August 02, 2012:
Someday I hope will get back to putting people on pedestals when they've actually done something meaningful! *sighs*
anonymous on July 26, 2012:
With the exceptions of Miley Cyrus's inclusion (she actually has talent) and the fact that Kim Kardashian isn't #1, I pretty much agree with the list.
funbee lm on July 22, 2012:
I agree with what you have to say here, these people are making money from doing nothing really!
AnnaleeBlysse on July 06, 2012:
The celebrity that annoys me most isn't on this list so my "all of them" vote was really second place. LOL.
Rankography on July 06, 2012:
There are so many people on this list that bother me. Unfortunately for everyone of us that hate this trend there are 10-20 people embracing it and following everything these people do. Uggh.
Pam Irie from Land of Aloha on June 23, 2012:
LOL My thoughts exactly!
anonymous on June 09, 2012:
I just had to stop by here again. You have put things so well. :)
Stacy Birch (author) on May 20, 2012:
@mojoCNYartist: Thanks, had to reread it to see what I wrote...makes me laugh too.
Dan from CNY on May 20, 2012:
Lulz I love the line about Snookie that was very funny.
Mark Falco from Reno, Nevada on May 12, 2012:
@hippiechicjewelz: I totally agree with this too.
Spiderlily321 on May 11, 2012:
This lens is funny! I love it and I agree with you about a lot of these people
Auntie-M LM on May 03, 2012:
Out damned spots! (I just cometh from thy Shakespeare lens.)
AJ from Australia on May 01, 2012:
Over all of them!
Dana Marie from St. Peters, MO on May 01, 2012:
too funny and TOTALLY with ya on this one
hippiechicjewelz on April 16, 2012:
I totally agree with you, however there is one actress I am so tired of... TORI SPELLING! Really, her acting...not so good and now I hear she is hosting a craft show!!! WHAT!!! The only reason she is FAMOUS is due to her father. Its sad that your family can make you a star, not if you are really talented...
jolou on April 08, 2012:
I really agree with you, especially all of the Kardashians. I'd add Bristol Palin, and anyone associated with the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows.Reality shows are staged.
goo2eyes lm on April 07, 2012:
if perez hilton is really making such drawings on the faces of the celebs, i think he should be categorized as celebrity B of C?
Stacy Birch (author) on March 29, 2012:
@TransplantedSoul: Can't take her, I used to teach sunday school to teen girls and I wouldn't want any of them acting like her and she's a terrible actress.
TransplantedSoul on March 27, 2012:
Almost 100% of your list is spot-on. I would remove Miley, she is actually pretty good at singing, does not inject herself into the public (for stupid things) and genuinely appears to be just having fun.
Lee Hansen from Vermont on March 19, 2012:
I don't watch any reality tv shows and the list of jokers you selected as famous for nothings is pretty darn good. I'd add in the mother of 8, Kate and her dipstick ex.
Cynthia Sylvestermouse from United States on March 17, 2012:
It is true. I agree with you on all but 1 that they should not be famous. Notorious maybe, but not famous. Honestly though, I think they are a world of famous people, who should not be famous or even recognized and certainly not wealthy because of it.
Donnette Davis from South Africa on March 14, 2012:
oh this lens had me giggling hysterically.... Although some I haven't even heard of, those that i have that are on this list, are deservedly so... Love your number 1 choice, and the description of the K Family - along with mama Kardashian, who is - well let's just say she certainly deserves her spot on the list.
anonymous on February 02, 2012:
When Scott Disick is the unlikely voice of reason in your family, you know you are doing something very wrong...
JZinoBodyArt on January 06, 2012:
I was torn between voting for all of them or just snooki (I refuse to capitalize her ridiculous nickname). As an Italian living in New Jersey, I'd like to see the cast of Jersey Shore (more aptly named Stanton Island Shore since none of them are from Jersey) exterminated from reality TV.
Stacy Birch (author) on January 05, 2012:
@Mickie Gee: LOL, whatever works for you, but I wouldn't be caught dead dressed like her.
Mickie Gee on January 05, 2012:
Snookie has actually made me some money here on Squidoo. Evidently she is the inspiration for lots of people at Halloween.
kimark421 on December 29, 2011:
Wow! You really nailed it ! If only we could get the millions of people who follow the lives of those on your list to just ignore them. Unfortunately, I don't see that happening. What a shame.
Great lens though!
scss on December 17, 2011:
Boy, we are all soooooooo over these pretend divas....
Tolovaj Publishing House from Ljubljana on December 08, 2011:
There's a song called Video killed the radio star. I wonder will somebody make a song called Reality TV killed TV?
LeopoldBlatt on December 04, 2011:
Very good topic for your lens. Dr Phil was a hilarious addition which made me smile. i agree with your number one choice.
Mary Crowther from Havre de Grace on November 12, 2011:
Good insight! Your lens is very entertaining!
OldStones LM on November 12, 2011:
The top 20 people most likely to make me turn the channel. This is a very good list of people I am tired of hearing about.
blessedmomto7 on May 28, 2011:
I agree with you! Some of these people I didn't even know.
AbhinavB LM on May 18, 2011:
I agree there is too much of a hype for reality TV shows...
Sabre1000 on May 18, 2011:
Agreed with all of them!
Further proof of the theory of Devolution!
anonymous on May 14, 2011:
It's bad enough when tabloid fodder is about people who have some talent or reason to be famous. But reality TV "stars"....please! Isn't reality star an oxymoron? Great lens!
ChrisDay LM on May 08, 2011:
Aye to that! Can't think why you wrapped your message up so much! :-)
John Dyhouse from UK on May 07, 2011:
Yep, The world has gone mad. And today, Suri Cruise was named amongst the worlds best dressed WOMEN. Can you believe it (!). I find the whole "celebrity culture" a disgusting blot on humanity
beckwong on May 06, 2011:
Agree with you.
KimGiancaterino on May 05, 2011:
You're right ... not a talented person on this entire list. Let's just ignore them.
hunksparrow on May 03, 2011:
Thank you for creating this list. The whole world needs to see this so we can get these obnoxious people off TV.