Awkward Moment Jokes
- That awkward moment when you are supposed to be at lunch and the teacher watches you and your friend walk to the 6th grade hall and then another teacher sees you, you hear the teacher that watches you all the time and you run into the closest class to you and then you open the door at the same time as your teacher.
- That awkward moment when you're enjoying McDonald's disgusting food and one of the employees starts hitting on you.
- Those awkward moments when you discover there is a straw in your popcorn and almost poke your own eye out.
- That awkward moment when you are left with someone you've only just meet.
- That awkward moment when you the only black person in front of the group of whites.
- That embarrassing moment when I look down at my arm and get sincerely scared about it looking like a skeleton arm with skin wrapped around it.
- That awkward moment when someone is crying over the loss of a loved one and you're trying your hardest not to laugh!
- The awkward moment when you are trying to make sense of an ignorant person, then you realize they will never get it.
- That awkward moment when the answer is blatantly obvious, and you still ask the question.
- That awkward moment when your mother moves up in the world and gets an iPhone before you!
- That sweet yet awkward moment when you look younger than actual students1 Thanks goodness for well-combined genes.
- The awkward moment when you're home sick but you don't exactly know where home is.
- That awkward moment when you're rushing out the door to make your 8:30 doctor's appointment, only to remember that it got rescheduled to 9!
- The awkward moment when you park outside the house returns to your car and its halfway down the street!
- That awkward moment when you wanna comment on every Facebook status, but your notifications on your phone stay buzzing!
- The awkward moment when a dead friend goes online on Whatsapp chat.
- The embarrassing moment when your nose starts to bleed just as you finish watching a movie about exorcisms.
- That awkward moment when a customer you have been pursuing finally wants to buy something then.... You find out from the credit department that they withdrew their own credit.
- That awkward moment when a stranger tries to strike up a conversation with you at the bus stop!
- That awkward moment when you take a step toward the person you love and they take two steps back so you just curl up inside a little further, because you don't know how to say anything.
- That awkward moment when your shoe brakes in the club!
- That awkward moment when someone insists you play them your biggest hit because you happen to say you make music. They've never heard of it and look at you like you're a crackhead.
- That awkward moment when you came to know that using Century Gothic font instead of Arial saves 30% of ink on printing.
- The awkward moment when you hear kindergarten kids talking about girlfriends.
- That awkward moment you copy someone in an exam hall and the person suddenly cancels that whole page.
- The Awkward moment when you're eating waffles before school and syrup gets in your hair!
- The funny moment when you're trying to debug your code and find a bug in the IDE you're using!
- That awkward moment when you look up from what you're working on and see a couple of birds staring at you through the window.
- The awkward moment when the teacher asks you to bring the homework you haven't done.
- That annoying moment when you comment on a Facebook status and 52 other people come join and make noise without saying anything.
- That embarrassing moment when everyone is talking to you and you can't understand them/hear them and one calls you a retard.
- That somewhat awkward moment when you say can I sleep for just 5 min and you wake up and it’s the next day.
- That awkward moment when I go to check who's online and I honestly DON'T know a majority of the people.
- The awkward moment at work, when your trousers split at the crotch and you have to spend the rest of the day walking like a penguin!
- The awkward moment you're sitting in and realize your new jeans still have the security tag attached to the back pocket.
- That awkward moment when you have been on hold on the phone for too long and you let out a very loud burp, just as the nice sounding lady comes on the line!
- That awkward moment when someone makes a birthday celebration plans right in front of you and they don't invite you.
- That awkward moment when there's more snow on your car than on your car1
- The Awkward moment when you get on the wrong plane, sits in the seat you are supposed to be, and then get asked to move.
- The embarrassing moment when everyone knows you are in a relationship but you didn't have a single idea about your girlfriend.
- The Awkward moment when everyone in the office pulls out their fruit salads, rice crackers & healthy food at lunch and you are, sitting with a cold can of Redbull and a big fat yummy bar of chocolate!
- The funny moment when everyone wish Justin Bieber a happy women's day!
- The random awkward moment when you almost forget your phone before you go to the bathroom!
- That awkward moment when your school is under bomb threat and you don't know and you walk all the way there and have to go back.
- That embarrassing moment when you see your own meme face goes viral on the internet.
- That awkward moment when a guy tries so hard to be very relaxed during a Rollercoaster ride with his girlfriend by his side.
- That awkward moment when you send a text meant for your fiancé ... to your brother!
- The embarrassing moment when someone eats all the dog food in the fridge!
- That awkward moment while brushing your teeth in the morning, starts brushing your tongue and you throw up.
- That awkward moment when you realize that starting a sentence with "That awkward moment" and not finishing the sentence off properly is an infraction of English grammar.
- I hate it how things are so awkward for me, but not the other person.
- That shameful moment when you realize you're in the same country as the Janoskians, and then you figure out how badly they make Australia look!
- That awkward moment when you greet a customer and they respond by somehow splitting their false teeth at you!
- That awkward moment when you blast your speakers to full and dance maniacally to dub Step and don't realize your neighbors have all gathered to laugh at you through your perfectly transparent windows.
- That awkward moment when you get on the bus and the bus driver starts playing the wobble.
- That awkward moment when you're standing in your boss' office, you turn to leave and your shoe makes a curious noise! You turn back and see she's giving you a funny look!
- The awkward moment when someone makes conversation with you thinking you are somebody else.
- The awkward moment when a Sales Rep tells you their products are good quality as he hands over a pair of ripped shorts.
- That awkward moment when you are late to work and you are the only one there so far.
- That awkward moment when everyone around you is congratulating you for what you never did!
- The Awkward moment when there's an old man having a look around your bedroom!
- That awkward moment when you go to shake someone's hand and they go to kiss you on the cheek!
- That awkward moment when everyone around you is curling heavier than you!
- That awkward moment when Taylor Swift had more boyfriends in one week than you in a lifetime!
- The Awkward moment when you're driving home with your music up and a cop pulls up next to and stares at you, so you slowly reach over to turn it down.
- The awkward moment when you are watching a video on Youtube and it starts buffering at the wrong time and wrong position!
- The Awkward moment when a customer you are serving tells you he has chicken spots. And you have to exchange money with them.
Awkward Moment Facebook Statuses
All of my friends like to share their real that awkward moment when quotes and jokes with other friends and with the entire world through their Facebook status or Tumblr blog. You can also share your awkward moments with us in the comments below.
The Awkward Moment Quotes
- That awkward moment when you’re presenting a new solution to your High School boyfriend’s brother!
- That awkward moment when you are sitting at the computer snacking and you snap the broccoli from the stem and the little green things fall down into your keyboard.
- The awkward moment in my dream last night when I was dating one of my good female friends!
- The awkward moment when Chelsea fans make fun of United losing to Real due to referee errors and can't even win against Steaua!
- That awkward moment when you have a healthy morning, and then buy a donut, and ice coffee!
- That awkward moment when you realize that the actor who plays Fitzgerald Grant III, President of the United States, on Scandal also played the villain in Ghost.
- That awkward moment when a cop is clearly trying to pass you, but you can't move over or speed up.
- The awkward moment where you throw up in your mouth whilst reading something, my eyes! Don't need new glasses need new retinas!
- The awkward moment when you’re at the pub and think someone is talking to you but then realize too little too late they are on the hands free set.
- That awkward moment when they say it's awkward and it’s not.
- That awkward moment at the dentist when the x-ray machine beeps three times in a row for no reason... And the concerned look on the dentist's face.
- That awkward moment when you wake up and think you are late to school but its 4:30.
- That awkward moment when you find someone sleeping in the library!
- That awkward moment when your device starts sending a friend request without your permission!
- That awkward moment when you’re in subway getting lunch and someone recognizes you from elementary school and you have no idea who they are.
- That awkward moment when someone thinks biochemistry is a combination of biology and chemistry.
- That awkward moment when you see a lady walking down the sidewalk talking to herself, you think for a moment how sad, then you realize she has a Bluetooth in her ear!
- That awkward moment when you actually look up the lyrics to what you thought was a really sweet song, and it turns out to be super depressing.
Quotes Lover (author) on August 28, 2015:
In student life most of us already faced that situation, lol
tashia on September 16, 2014:
That awkward moment when your teacher bends over to help the person next to you haha
alex on January 16, 2014:
That awkward moment when you here first graders talking about their girlfriends and you don't even have one
Quotes Lover (author) on March 25, 2013:
Many thanks for your comments
Chelsea on March 23, 2013:
When you're on your phone scrolling down your Facebook feed and accidentally 'like' something you didn't mean to, then feel like you can't 'unlike' it in case you offend the person who will now get a 'like' notification but no actual 'like' show up from you, but at the same time you're afraid of what your friends will think once they see that you've 'liked' something you shouldn't. Yeah, that.
Samarth Santhosh on March 23, 2013:
That awkward moment when you're checking out your new hair cut in the tinted window of a truck and the person behind it rolls it down and tells you it looks great.
Mike from Providence, Ri on March 14, 2013:
This is fuuny, how long did it take you to come up wthis