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Hilarious Star Wars Jokes, Quotes and Humor

A lens for Star Wars fans with a sense of humor!

We have funny Star Wars Quotes, Candid Pictures, Star Wars Parody Videos and the funniest Star Wars Jokes and Comics.

Discover the lighter side of all your favorite Star Wars characters such as Darth Vader, Storm Troopers, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Princess Leia, R2D2, C3-PO Jedis and more!

Darth Vader Plays Golf

Dagoba Pulp Fiction - Samuel L. Jackson tells it like it is.

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Luke Skywalker's Biggest Fan?

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Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side

1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'

2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire

3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock

4. Charmed by Emperor Palpatine's seductive after-shave

5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict

6. Kicked in head by bantha

7. To impress the babes

8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name

9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"

10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan

Darth makes a tough call to the Emperor - Hiliarous Animated Emperor Parody

Choice quotes:

"what the hell is an aluminum falcon!?"

"death star was blown up by a bunch of ******* teenagers!"

Even Rebels make Excuses - These will sound familiar to video gamers...

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Stormtrooper Regrets - Ever have one of those days?

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Smartass Vader - Damn that Darth Vader can be a wanker!

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

Bad Chewie!

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This is a funny Star Wars cartoon from See Mike Draw.

The Jedi Gym - Stick with this video - it starts funny but builds to a surprise awesome.

Jedi Squirrels! - May your nuts be with you.

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Darth Vader meets Hello Kitty

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Instant Regrets, this girlie pink and white Hello Kitty Vader is not a good look.

Star Wars Jokes

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinise restaurant and Luke's having trouble.

Finally, Obi-Wan says, "Use the forks, Luke."

Darth Vader and Luke.

Suddenly in the middle of the fight, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and whispers "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"

Luke exclaims "But how??!?"

"It's true Luke, *breath* I know what you're getting for Christmas."

Luke tries to ignore this, but tears himself free, screaming "How could you know this?!"

Vader replies, "I felt your presents."

"What's the difference between a lightsaber and a wookiee?"

"I don't know."

"You'd be a fine one to send after my lightsaber."

Yoda and Obi-Wan walked into a bar and bought a 5 dollar drink.

Yoda, seeing that he only had 4 dollars asked Obi-Wan, "Have a dollar do you? A little short I am."

Two droids were talking.

One says to the other, "Did you beat the Wookiee at Dejarikk?"

And the other answers, "Yes, but it cost me an arm and a leg."

MTV Star Wars Parody Sketch - Jimmy Fallon plays Anakin Skywalker at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards.

The Economy is Tough for Everyone - Kind of sad to see Darth Vader has hit Skid Row

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Unemployed Trooper

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R2D2 Serves Cake - R2d2 Rather work for Jabba the Hutt then suffer this indignity.

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Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

A: Because he's always making new friends.

Question and Answer Star Wars Jokes

Funny Star Wars Jokes for Kids

Q: When did Anakin's Jedi teachers know he was going bad?

A: In the Sith Grade.

Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?

A: A Sithy.

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?

A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q: What's the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?

A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.

Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?

A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?

A: The ship might crack up.

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?

A: Darth Waiter.

Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?

A: Because a Jedi must have patience.

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?

A: Chewie!

Check out these sweet sports cars Vader and the Stormtrooper drive on weekends off - which one is cooler? I believe Vader is cruising in an Ariel Atom and the Trooper is racing along in a Lotus Elise, both fine automobiles but you can only pick one!

Injured Stormtrooper - This is a funny and well made fan film.

Imperial Storm-Pooper

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"I knew I shouldn't have drank the water on Tatooine..."

Like to Polish Your Helmet? - This could be the product for you!

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Not for Kids Lightbulb Joke: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there!

Highlight black to see answer!

Jabba the Fat Kitteh - Star Wars LOL Cats

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* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

* Wookies are offended by your B.O.

* You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

* You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

* You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

* You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

* Your business cards read "Billy Bob, Jedi Master".

* You know Ewoks squeal like pigs.

* You use your R-2 unit as a beer coaster.

* Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.

* If you hear ... "Billy Bob, I am your father ... AND your uncle!"


Popular Stop Wars anti-war shirts with Star Wars font.
Many colors and styles available for men, women, kids and babies.

Riff Trax vs The Phantom Menace - Kind of like MST3K with funny comments overdubbed on the movie.

Join the Darkside - Get a Cookie

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Lens Length Poll - Did this page take longer than a Kessel Run to load?

Although the Millennium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs this page may not load that fast. It keeps growing and growing like Jabbas gut with all the hilarious Star Wars geek humor out there.

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Awesome Lego Millennium Falcon - Great gift for kids or adults!

Boba Fett Baggage Claim

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Do you have a funny Star Wars joke to add? A favorite line in the film or character you like the most? Why not let us know here in the guestbook.

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Sign the Guestbook - Hope you enjoyed the Star Wars Humor Lens!

Love on January 13, 2015:

You are so incredible! I met you beucsae of Cameron And I'm a nerd like him jaja I loooooveeee photography I admire you so much I love how you edit Cameron's videos :B I wish to be as good as you someday! Good luck wish you the best!

Jayvee on January 10, 2015:

It's always a relief when someone with obvious extpreise answers. Thanks!

blestman lm on February 23, 2014:

Fun lens. Thanks! It is hard to pick the best section because you had so many good things in here.

teelover on February 16, 2014:

Great lens! :D

Steve Dizmon from Nashville, TN on October 20, 2013:

Great fun Lens. Thanks

anonymous on August 14, 2013:

Haha! That was very hilarious. You guys who made this have great sense of humor. I liked it!

kaseyrivenburgh on July 26, 2013:

Really awesome !!!!

starwarsknowerofallthings on May 29, 2013:

I think the joke that is funniest is: "She must have hidden the plans in her pants,send a detatchment down to retrieve them."

TanoCalvenoa on May 01, 2013:

Yoda: Pants matters not. Look at me. Judge me by may pants, do you? Hmm?

TanoCalvenoa on May 01, 2013:

Interesting in a bizarre way - sort of like a car wreck on the side of the road.

anonymous on February 22, 2013:

make jokes for the starwars episodes 7, 8, and 9

RedHairedRockHead on February 21, 2013:

AWESOME!

anonymous on February 15, 2013:

@anonymous: lol

maceemiller123 on February 01, 2013:

Awesome!! Enough said i think - 10 out of 10

Zhana on January 15, 2013:

Sometimes you just need a laugh. Great lens.

Margot_C on December 28, 2012:

I HAVE to show this to my husband. He's a Star Wars fan and a golf nut, so he'll especially like the Darth Vador playing golf video. Love it!

Virginia Allain from Central Florida on December 27, 2012:

Great stuff and I'm featuring this on my Star Wars party lens.

anonymous on December 22, 2012:

awesome designs starwars etc. jmcks.com

anonymous on December 09, 2012:

haha! great distraction from studying for finals. thanks!

anonymous on November 24, 2012:

Female Darth Vader:

"Oh, Lukie Pookie, I'm your mother! Would you like some death by chocolate cookies? And I literally mean DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!!!!

anonymous on November 20, 2012:

I loved this (: it made my day. Long live Star Wars!

VeronicaHaynes on November 12, 2012:

What a great lens. My husband and I just discovered the Star Wars Lego cartoons and couldn't stop laughing. Worth checking out:)

aditzu53 on November 09, 2012:

Your lens really made my day better. Great choices.

AstroGremlin on November 04, 2012:

Star Wars humor is the best kind.

Tony Bonura from Tickfaw, Louisiana on October 26, 2012:

Of course, I enjoyed it. I'm a Star Wars Fan. Too long? Maybe it should be longer--that's how much I liked it.

TonyB

jokesfb on October 24, 2012:

100% full of entertaining , I REALLY ENJOY A LOT Thanks WWW.JOKESFB.COM

eightieschild on October 16, 2012:

great lens, if a little long. lol at the storm-pooper! ;)

JaskeMann on September 11, 2012:

Great lens! Love the pix.

anonymous on August 17, 2012:

This was some of the funniest stuff i ever read. gonna have to show this to my best friend.

anonymous on August 02, 2012:

Hi, your lens is really unique, I love star wars, thanks for the chuckles.

anonymous on July 20, 2012:

Hahahahahahaha, Redneck Jedi. My day SUCKED the first time I found this, I laughed for at least ten minutes straight, especially with the Jimmy Fallon bit and the Stormtrooper regrets.

Mikewrites LM on July 12, 2012:

Some really funny stuff in here, nice work!

anonymous on June 20, 2012:

@enjoyecigs: star wars is to cool for geeks

anonymous on June 13, 2012:

Loved the jokes. Had a bad day and this really helped!

jokesfunny on May 22, 2012:

Great jokes. May the farce be with you.

anonymous on May 21, 2012:

this was good for a laugh to brighten my day. (geeky jokes are always fun for me :) thanks

Fred Alb from Uruguay on May 21, 2012:

Very cute and funny lens. I really had fun with the humor in this lens.

I love starwars and is very funny to see these funny situations. congrats a very good job.

VeseliDan on May 09, 2012:

These jokes are really funny!

GypsyPirate LM on May 07, 2012:

"May the force be with y'all." Loved it!!

Sandy Dell from Lenore, Idaho on May 05, 2012:

Too funny! Thanks for sharing!!

texasmaiden on May 05, 2012:

Really Cool lens :>{)

Char Milbrett from Minnesota on May 05, 2012:

Happy Star Wars Day to you! Now I have a 'warped' sense of humor... may the force be with you!

Jo11 on May 04, 2012:

Enjoyed this lens, great work - May the fourth be with you huh. Never heard of it 'til today - I must be from another galaxy, far, far away...

TL Stahling from US on May 04, 2012:

What a fun time. Thanks for taking the time to create this...non-stop laughing.

Jereme Causing from Philippines on May 04, 2012:

Your lens really made me smile :) I had a great time here :)

enjoyecigs on May 04, 2012:

OMFG, *LOVE* this lens!!!! thanks for putting it up for nerds like us :)

RuralFloridaLiving on May 04, 2012:

Loved your lens. Super funny. Good Friday afternoon reading.

MartieG aka 'survivoryea' from Jersey Shore on May 04, 2012:

Love the humor! Fun lens :>)

stacy mcdaniel on May 04, 2012:

Love It! Funny stuff!

ismeedee on May 04, 2012:

Wickedly funny lens! And I love the 'Stop wars'!!! Excellent!

Erin Hardison from Memphis, TN on May 04, 2012:

These are hysterical! I like Jabba Kitteh. :)

KandDMarketing on May 04, 2012:

Karli McClane from USA on May 04, 2012:

Fun lens - great job!

KandH on May 04, 2012:

Lol - I'm not really a Star Wars fan but this is great, thanks!

HaleySchaeffer LM on May 04, 2012:

Great job! I got a few good laughs out of your lens.

anonymous on May 04, 2012:

Love this! Do they have "Squid Love"? No longer feeling like a scruffy nerf herder after getting together with my kind here! Indeed. May the farce be with you!

gardendesignsan on May 04, 2012:

LOL Much more fun than a barrel of ewaks

joannalynn lm on May 04, 2012:

Just went back and watched the Jedi Gym. Hilarious!

joannalynn lm on May 04, 2012:

Have you ever seen the Monty Python parody? It's a little too bloody to post here, but is really funny!

tradefollowr on May 04, 2012:

Very entertaining - thanks

livinglargeandh on May 04, 2012:

What an awesome piece of work. Funny, creative, and well-done.

GregCunningham on May 04, 2012:

How funny, thanks for the laugh....

RedShoesGirl on May 04, 2012:

this really made me laugh.you have done my day better.

chris1402 on May 04, 2012:

loved the smartass vader -

anonymous on May 02, 2012:

Hahahahahaha

Tjoedhilde on April 30, 2012:

A ton of fun Star Wars stuff here. I had some good laughs

anonymous on April 28, 2012:

hilarious!!! Join the dark side- and get a free cookie

anonymous on April 11, 2012:

this was a very awesome site! i really loved the MTV sketch

Steve Dizmon from Nashville, TN on April 06, 2012:

Great Lens. My favorite of the entire page is Darth Vader in line with a Lightsaber to see Luke Skywalker. Smooth, Real Smooth. Lots of fun.

Kay on April 01, 2012:

Funny, funny, funny. My thirteen year old son loves Star Wars. He is really going to enjoy this page. Thank you!

anonymous on March 31, 2012:

Very amusing. The jedi gym cracked me up. Ah that Darth Vader.

agoofyidea on March 30, 2012:

I laughed and laughed. Great job on this lens.

anonymous on March 28, 2012:

AWESOME site! Love it and keep up the good work :) And May the Force be with you ;)

LissaRhys on March 22, 2012:

It's been awhile since I've laughed out loud at a site - thanks. :) Great lens, and as a SW fan of many years, I must say: Bravo!

majorzolz on March 20, 2012:

Oh man this is great!

jstarley on March 20, 2012:

Ha ha! I absolutely loved this! I laughed the while reading the whole lens! Thanks!

Chuck Nelson from California on March 20, 2012:

Well done!

anonymous on March 20, 2012:

Enjoyed seeing this article, funny and humorous and all in the name of star wars!

PaulRyan on February 15, 2012:

Mate, definitely not too long. I love Star Wars and appreciate a good read about it. Thank you very much!!

angelaedwards11 on December 27, 2011:

good lans and i love star wars

fullofshoes on December 07, 2011:

This is great. Love Star Wars... :)

redleafloans on November 30, 2011:

Awesome lens! Really funny! I love Star Wars...:)

WriterJanis2 on November 29, 2011:

Very fun lens. Great humor.

agent009 on November 29, 2011:

Not a big Star Wars fan but some of this is pretty funny!

goo2eyes lm on November 08, 2011:

very humorous lens. you told them all.

fugeecat lm on November 05, 2011:

These are awesome! I'm a huge Star Wars fan and there were a couple jokes on here that I haven't seen before.

creativeinc lm on October 21, 2011:

Princess Lea!

My all time favorite film character.Great fun here.

anonymous on September 19, 2011:

Really cool! Stop wars - start humor. :)

darciefrench lm on September 03, 2011:

I was thinking, this star wars humor never ends - but in a good way, thanks for the chuckles :)

Chazz from New York on September 03, 2011:

Very funny. Blessed on the Squid Angel Labor Day Bus Tour.

brbrooks on September 01, 2011:

Great lens, my husband is still laughing

Close2Art LM on August 15, 2011:

awesome lens

Light-in-me on August 15, 2011:

Great lens, made me laugh a lot!

Nice work,

Robin :)

TeddySteele1 on July 21, 2011:

Hilarious! I never knew SW could be so funny. How did I miss all this interwebs stuff?

mountainstevo on July 19, 2011:

This is hilarious stuff!

Dianna206 on July 15, 2011:

Spaceballs. 'Nuff said. Loved this lens! Hilarious!

Teri Villars from Phoenix, Arizona on May 31, 2011:

Always liked the movie "Hardware Wars"...saw it first time at a shorts festival. Cool lens.

ChrisDay LM on May 22, 2011:

Great stuff! Fabulous. Have you seen the vid - deathstar canteen?

bkarsono on May 08, 2011:

Wow.... what awesome lens. I enjoyed it. I love how the economy has affected Darth Vedar. Poor sod.. :)

pheonix76 from WNY on May 07, 2011:

Great lens!!! I really liked the stormtrooper regrets poster, lol. That hello kitty Darth is just wrong!

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