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Humorous Ways To Maintain the Insane

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Sanity - A State of Mind

Let me just grab my hat and I'll be on my way.

A state of mind is like a dark cupboard, very spooky if you don't know what's in there. Worse too, if you keep hearing weird banging noises every once in a while.

OMG! Just stop talking. You're making me crazier than usual. And the banging? I can account for that. Oh yes, I can.

Ok then.

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Well Then

The short days of winter have an effect as well. Thank the goddess for Springtime!

A hard day at work or commuting can set off the depression alarm. Watch out for that circle of depressive thinking. When you see the circle, interrupt it at all costs. It might seem like a forever thing, but it is not.


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Crazy As Fuck

Embrace the crazy. It is okay to be crazy. I hereby proclaim it. If permission is what you need, that is something you can give to yourself, permission to breathe air, permission to live, permission to be you. I give you permission to be crazy as fuck.

I laugh about it; but depression is a serious and dangerous disease. 80 MG. Prozac works for me, and I am ever so grateful. I also kick it with 5 MG. Abilify a day. And I kick it with a couple of marijuana brownies most days around 5 P.M. And some days, I kick the whole thing off with a spoonful or two of crushed up magic mushrooms. Those are the good days!

Just like magic!

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Affirmations Can Help With Depression

Don't give up, try affirmations, they helped me. Affirmations are positive statements, said or written repeatedly, until they are a fact.

Even in the really bad times, a string of words can bring comfort. The rhythm of the words can be something to grab onto.

As an example, I am a wonderful person is an affirmation.

I walk with the goddess today.

I walk in the light today.

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I will laugh today if it kills me!


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Sanity Comments Here - Good, Bad, Or Indifferent

anonymous on June 19, 2013:

fun lens- thanks for sharing

Brandi from Maryland on November 19, 2012:

Interesting! ;) I think I feel a little more insane after reading this lens! LOL

siobhanryan on October 26, 2012:

Blessed-love it

Peggy Hazelwood from Desert Southwest, U.S.A. on September 05, 2012:

Coo coo for cocoa puffs.

Maurice Glaude from Mobile on August 19, 2012:

Oh and I meant to say something about the Affirmations. I truly believe in those and use them when the walls are closing in. I like to think of them like magic spells that transform the impossible. And what do know, a spell that works.

Maurice Glaude from Mobile on August 19, 2012:

That quiz was insane and even though I thought I was answering them correctly I failed.

-Blessed

Frischy from Kentucky, USA on August 14, 2012:

I squeaked through on the sane side, but barely. It was suggested I study harder. lol... Personally, I think sanity is overrated.

vegetablegardenh on July 11, 2012:

Insane quiz! :)

Aboutlowercholesterol on May 24, 2012:

Arrr sanity ... a state of mind that I chose ... I think .....

Deadicated LM on May 10, 2012:

My father was bi-polar; yet he managed to hold down a job his whole life (I admired that). What's normal anyway?

Anna2of5 on May 01, 2012:

Interesting...I think I'm saner than most, most days.

Nancy Carol Brown Hardin from Las Vegas, NV on March 04, 2012:

I think we all have our "crazies," just in different ways. Even the greatest psychiatrists are not totally sane...otherwise they wouldn't be psychiatrists! LOL

Richard from Surrey, United Kingdom on February 08, 2012:

I thought I was crazy, but your test tells me otherwise. Cancelling that doc's appt next week ;)

grannysage on February 07, 2012:

I'm on a Ray Bradbury kick today so I leave you with these words of wisdom. ""Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage."

Ray Bradbury

Zut Moon on February 07, 2012:

OK ... I got 50% ... so ..now what .... sane or insane ..... ???

Pam Irie from Land of Aloha on February 07, 2012:

That was a crazy poll. :)

OrganicMom247 on November 05, 2011:

Had fun taking the quiz

anonymous on July 21, 2011:

Very interesting site with very useful information but not opening in my iphone i think i will have to try from my lappy next time.

Spook LM on June 06, 2011:

Thanks for the laugh. Thought I had aced it but onliest got 50 %. I hate studying.

Jen from Canada on June 03, 2011:

I'm straight down the middle, does that make me indifferent?

anonymous on May 27, 2011:

!'m a 50%er, guess that means I could go either way, fun!

viscri8 on May 26, 2011:

Test not good. I am crazy and it didn't show.

anonymous on May 24, 2011:

According to your Test, I am 25% Crazy, it that Good or Bad?

anonymous on May 23, 2011:

Loved it. I'm not locked up, but maybe I should be! Thanks for a fun lens! I've always agreed with those people who ask "Why be normal?"

puerdycat lm on May 23, 2011:

I love visiting--you give me a chuckle!

moonlitta on May 17, 2011:

I'd tell you but the bars are stopping me...:)

ElizabethJeanAl on May 16, 2011:

I agree with SmartChica. Sanity is overated.

Melissa from Albuquerque, NM on May 15, 2011:

Sanity is highly overated.

Linda Hahn (author) from California on May 13, 2011:

@gypsyman27 lm: I've found that sanity leaves a lot to be desired. I never have fit into that square peg very well.

gypsyman27 lm on May 12, 2011:

Well most of the great discoveries of the world were made by people that were not supposed to be sane. So, it must be good to not be sane!? See you around the galaxy...

Linda Hahn (author) from California on May 11, 2011:

@anonymous: That's what my educational background stands on.

anonymous on May 06, 2011:

I am certainly abnormal and I take that as a compliment. Abnormal after all is 'Above Normal'. :)

Linda Hahn (author) from California on May 05, 2011:

@lollyj lm: Lol!

Laurel Johnson from Washington KS on May 03, 2011:

I've been nutso for years but finally adjusted to it. :))

Linda Hahn (author) from California on April 27, 2011:

@Calliope LM: That's the way I was taught.

Calliope LM on April 27, 2011:

My kids are positive that I'm crazy... that means I'm a good mom right?

Snakesmom on April 25, 2011:

I am not locked up. lol

But, I am a little crazy and it is fun!! :)

darciefrench lm on April 20, 2011:

squidooscribe, back with this account to bless, many thanks, and please keep writing it (insanity) out -:)

anonymous on April 20, 2011:

Yup, I'm crazy- went nuts from a combo of time-bomb genetics and sleep loss. Bipolar 2 is the dx. I currently take pdoc ordered Seroquel, which helps the roller coaster even out a bit (a lot, actually). But I'm still me, still very creative, still can't stop me once I've got my teeth in a bone -:)

C A Chancellor from US/TN on April 03, 2011:

Glad to hear that Prozac works for you. Depression is a terrible condition to have. I just switched meds again and I'm hoping this one will do the job better than the last one.

Linda Hahn (author) from California on April 02, 2011:

@cok666 lm: Thank you, I appreciate the thought.

cok666 lm on March 26, 2011:

nice lens..

^_^

Linda Hahn (author) from California on March 14, 2011:

@reasonablerobby: Oh yeah, been in psychic prison myself.

reasonablerobby on March 13, 2011:

part of me says a and part of me says b but the part that makes me tick keeps me locked in my psychic prison.

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