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Funny Quotes about Haters and Jealousy

Message to my haters


Haters Quotes

These hilarious quotes about haters and jealousy are best fit for people feeling the hate from your success. Give a slap to all haters and doubters by updating your Facebook status with these one liner sayings about haters gonna hate. Beside this, you can also generate funny Meme characters by putting these quotes on your favorite character pictures.

Funny Haters Quotes:

  • I will prove stupid critics wrong as long as I am still breathing.
  • I love when people stare me down. It’s like they have nothing better to do, but it makes me feel better and I look that damn good.
  • Ok haters, here you go: "I love my popularity everywhere I go!" bring it!
  • If you are going to make a rumor about me, at least, make a new one that I have never heard of before.
  • I am not Chuck Norris but I am an expert in killing my haters with my smile.
  • I love my silly haters because they don't know how to shut up.
  • When haters hate, I celebrate!
  • I never realized how many haters I have till I ran out of long handled spoons.
  • Never waste your time with negative haters! The best way to handle that type of person is smiling. It annoys them more and makes you a winner.
  • I have a lot of haters. But last night I realized how much I am loved.
  • Thank you, my haters, you make me gorgeous, awesome, successful and happy at the same time.
  • Whenever my haters see me around, they have no choice than to play Lil Wayne “how to love".
  • Haters believe it or not but the sky is my cue point.
  • Boys adore me; haters hate me but at the end of the day I'm still doing my job!
  • Always dream something big so the haters can stay in their job.
  • Someone stole my new Facebook status, yeah haters are everywhere!
  • Haters are saying something but the music is too loud.
  • Silent Mode does work. I’m shooting for just 10 more haters. It lets me know I'm doing something right!
  • I love my haters! They just tickle me pink!
  • You hold all the power in your hands yet again shut all the Haters up!
  • My haters were thinking they could keep me down but they lie bad because I am always climbing higher.
  • New House, Brand New Car! Thank you, haters and enemies, for believing me and supporting me.
  • I stand alone against all haters who oppose me, hate on me all the time, all you fueling my power, keep it coming losers.
  • Hate is a drug that gives you the illusion that your efforts of hindering someone else are succeeding when truly it's just a waste of your time.
  • Haters gonna hate. It's lonely on top. Get on my level, or get off the ride.
  • These haters stick to me like ticks!
  • I don’t care what people may say or think about me. At the end of the day, I'm doing good and eating well.
  • All my haters need to get a life because I just decided to live mine.
  • I guess I have more haters than lovers!
  • A valuable lesson...nothing can hide it when you're ugly to the bone. Cover a pile of drama filled haters in gold...they're still rotten inside.
  • I find it humorous when people behave so rude towards someone's feelings when they don’t know the half of it.
  • Haters are like haters don’t blame the crickets.
  • To all my haters and spies: Listen if you think of destroying me is your mission sorry it won't happen anytime or anyhow.
  • To those of you who talk behind my back I love haters.
  • The redistribution of wealth is an immoral enterprise attempted by dweebs and haters.
  • At least, these premature have something to say about me.
  • All my haters brushing their teeth every morning and every night with my name in their mouths and that is the only taste of my success they ever get. Enjoy it while it lasts!
  • Those who love me thank you love me well. Those who don’t can go to the hell.

Dealing Haters

I Love My Haters

My smile is beautiful because it is real and genuine. It is a way of allowing my inner light to come out. I will never again allow anyone to dim my light. My teeth are just one of the things that make me unique and I am damn proud of them. And to everyone reading this: You are all perfect just how you are. Don't hide behind other's opinions and judgments. Let your unique beauty burn bright and blind the haters. Be proud of who you are. There is nothing better than having people hate on you constantly because they can’t make it like you do! You got it by yourself and they can’t! I love my haters! They make me want to do better because what would I be without haters. The only thing I wish I could change about them is that they could make it too but I guess that’s why they hate on me because they know they can’t make it.


felix on February 04, 2016:

its all goood

promise youngblood on February 23, 2015:

oh yeah,i like this

mhaldita on August 01, 2014:

i love my haters bcos dey keep me motivated. haha

seema on July 27, 2014:

Very d quotes.

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sinnelg on July 12, 2014:

love IT ! :))

katniss on November 16, 2013:


candidaremedies from New Jersey on July 17, 2013:

LOL this is a great hub...

Regulator Reviews on June 07, 2013:

These are some great quotes, will difinatly use some of these on Facebook. I also find the best way to treat haters is to ignore them, it only pisses them off more. :) Just keep on Smiling

Paul Perry from Los Angeles on April 29, 2013:

haha this is hilariousl. haters gonna hate!

hi on March 06, 2013:

haters makes me famous

Bill Holland from Olympia, WA on December 04, 2012:

Great collection of quotes. Some of them are darn funny!

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