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The Diarrhea Song

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when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea

when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea

it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea

you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea

you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea

you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea

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you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea

you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea

that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea

if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea

if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea

your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea

you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea

your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea

Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea

it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea

when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea

you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea

when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea

When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea

When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea


bill on January 12, 2018:

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Cayden heard on November 16, 2017:

LOL so funny

haley on November 05, 2017:

when your eating chinese and your ass begins to sneeze


Goat on April 22, 2017:

When your laughing really hard and you cut a liquid fart, diarrhea, diarrhea!

Nikolas on October 07, 2016:

when your watching scooby doo and you feel a little poo


Anon on August 11, 2016:

like a melted bar of snickers

lodged in your knickers

Stacey on March 20, 2016:

When you're sitting in a Toyota

and you feel a little Yoda

The Magical Poo on May 01, 2015:

As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe shoe

The Magical Poo on May 01, 2015:

As i was running to go DooDoo poo was running down to my shoe

DOODIE on April 01, 2015:

its the gas from ur ass it smells alot like trash...

aliwalli on August 13, 2014:

When you think you need a shit but it's more like fecal spit

When your bum's already dirty but it's only seven thirty

Jake on April 15, 2014:

When you licking third base and the smell hits your face


jamie on October 10, 2013:

it shots out her bum like a medio gun diarrhea is another one

Dihera Joe on September 07, 2013:

When Its Trickling down your knee and you feel a little pee ,Dihera Dhiera

Butt piss on May 28, 2013:

When eating junk you love, you"re guaranteed to be full of, diarrhea, diarrhea!

Steve on May 26, 2013:

If you a little man running to the can. diarrhea, diarrhea

Chris on May 25, 2013:

When you really need to poo and its runny like glue diarrhea,diarrhea

JODPOM on May 03, 2013:

When you have to clench your cheeks and something really reeks... DIARRHEA! DIARRHEA!

niko on April 25, 2013:

when you're going down the slide an you start to slip and slide diarrhea diarrhea

pug on April 20, 2013:

my dog is cute diarrhea, diarrhea

blc is a boss and sub0307 , billy 0 3 on April 20, 2013:

when you fall on the dirt and your but starts to squirt diarrhea ,diarrhea

billy 0 3 and sub0307 on April 20, 2013:

when your opening a bathroom door and something brown is on the floor diarrhea,diarrhea

sub0307 on April 19, 2013:

when your driving on a boat and something starts to float diarrhea,diarrhea

billy 0 3 on April 18, 2013:

when your climming up a ladder and you here something splatter diarrhea,diarrhea

Mary on March 01, 2013:

When the feelings not that nice and you have to flush it thrice, diarrhea diarrhea!

turdy boy on February 27, 2013:

Some think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Pay no strain, just flush down the drain, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Some use Comet, but it really makes me wanna vomit, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

broski on December 16, 2012:

some people think its gross, but its really good on toast, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

if you spank your girlfriends touche and you feel something mushy, Diarrhea, Diarrhea

Charles Head on October 21, 2012:

When your climbing up the ladder and you hear something splatter, Diarrhea.

nathan on September 12, 2012:

when ur in a chevy and u feel something heavy diarhea

when ur going in to third and u know it aint a turd diarhea

When yur with ur honey andu feel something runny diarhea

when ur by a bush and u feel a mush diarhea

when ur at the mall and your hear a loud fall diarhea

nathan on September 12, 2012:

when ur going into first and u hear a loud burst diarhea dirhea

Meg on August 28, 2012:

I woke up one morning put my feet on the floor, took a 50 yard dash to the bathroom door. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

sola on August 19, 2012:

When your reaching for your hat and you feel something splat diarrhea diarrhea

When your climbing up a latter and you feel something splatter diarrhea diarrhea

When your singing the blues and something starts to ooze diarrhea diarrhea

when your eating a chip and your stomach starts to flip

chy and cassie on August 16, 2012:

U think it might b fake util the toilet to shake...diarrhea diarrhea

Emily on August 10, 2012:

When your at a store and they see it in the floor diarrhea

Emily fouchey on August 08, 2012:

When our walking like a cat and you here a splat Diarrhea diarrhea

Diarrhea Girl on August 02, 2012:

I can tell by the smell you're not feeling very well, diarrhea diarrhea.

Reco on August 02, 2012:

When it comes out your bum, like a bullet from a gun..


Reco on August 02, 2012:

It rolled down my leg, like a hard boiled egg....


dylan tong on July 27, 2012:

when your runing down the gutter and you feal the penut butter

Orly on July 26, 2012:

When you're sitting on a swing and you see a brown string...

Diarrhea, diarrhea!

Patrick on July 24, 2012:

When you have your head down low, and you feel a double blow...

Diarrhea, diarrhea!

Tsing on July 06, 2012:

On the test you got an A but you still poo all day

hissie on July 02, 2012:

when your walking down a hill and you feel something spill diarrhea diarrhea

hissie on June 28, 2012:

when your climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter Darrhoea Diarrhoea

Right rhymes on June 24, 2012:

I was walking down a lane when I felt a funny pain Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

So I went behind a bush and it came it in a rush Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

It came out me bum like a bullet from a gun Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

You may think this is funny but it very very runny Diarrhoea Diarrhoea

MyDancingSpleen on May 24, 2012:

When you feel the gases start

but it comes out as a schart

When your jumping from a plane

and it's running down your leg

When you're eating Mexican

And it squirts out the other end

When you notice your butt itches

Cause there something in your britches

When you're trying to make out

but then something sprays out

When you're settin on the pot

And your stomach's in a knot

When you've eaten bad chicken

Now you can barely hold it in

When you're running for the potty

Cause your pants are feeling soggy

When your butthole starts to spit

When you're not bent ovet yet

When the geiser starts to blow

Then you know you need to go

When you're climbing up a rope

And farts are wetter than you hoped

When your at a highschool dance

And there's wetwork in your pants

When something smells like eggs

As its running down your legs

When you're out in your garage

and you're ass makes applesauce

When you're on you way to work

And your intestines start to hurt

When you try to hold it in but shit's stormin the trenches and a little bit comes out each time your butt clenches

stephieiam on May 23, 2012:

When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.

You see some mooshed banana when your in a warm cabbana.

You just can't take your test when your cheeks are squeezed and pressed.

Your lips are turning blue and it's dripping in your shoe.

It really is a drag when your carrying a bag for diarrhea, diarrhea.

You don't know what you ate, but it seems a little late.

You can't unlock the door when your poo begins to pour.

You try to keep a smile and sit in the poo a while.

There's just no telling why you made that doo doo pie.

I'm feeling quite alive with my fanny opened wide, diarrhea, diarrhea!

stephieiam on May 23, 2012:

When you're cheering on your team then your bleacher starts to steam.

Lee on May 08, 2012:


When it's running down your leg like scrambled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.

Lee on May 08, 2012:

When it's running down your leg like scrabbled egg it's diarrhoea diarrhoea.

M. Muffin on May 05, 2012:

If you think you've got a rash and then u get a poo tash diarrhoea diarrhoea

Brianna on April 22, 2012:

when the earth begins to quake because of the brown rice cake diarea diarea

Callum on April 19, 2012:

When chillin' with your granny and it comes out of your fanny diarrhea diarrhea

Callum on April 19, 2012:

When you sitting by a tree and it comes out like wee diarrhea diarrhea

Matt on April 03, 2012:

When there's crap in the toilet and a solid log would spoil it - diarrhea diarrhea

When even a plunger won't make it go down under - diarrhea diarrhea

When you're pooing out your butt and your on a public bus - diarrhea diarrhea

When your farts sound like squirts and it really hurts - diarrhea diarrhea

When butthole is on fire and a throne is all you desire - diarrhea diarrhea

When you have diarrhea and you think it's ghonerea - diarrhea diarrhea

When you eat a bunch of corn and you see a bunch of corn - diarrhea diarrhea

When you blow away the team b/c you've had to many beans - diarrhea diarrhea

When there is brown liquid coming out of your butt and it won't stop - diarrhea diarrhea

Mark on March 28, 2012:

Hi hi hi hi hi

Jacob on March 27, 2012:

When it all you can take and you can't push the break diarrhea,diarrheba

Skuxqueen!(; on March 26, 2012:

This is my version

It shot from my ass really really fast diarreha diarreha

It fell from my hole into the toilet bowl diarreha diarreha

it splattered the whole room my ass went BOOM!Diarreha Diarreha!

Thats just some of it the full version's much longer

Nate on March 19, 2012:

When you're down in a hole and you feel it's gonna blow, diarrhea, diarrhea

kiki on March 09, 2012:

Oompa, loompa, doopa-de-dee,

What do you do to stop the hot runny pee?

-what do you do to stop feeling so sick?

- how do you stop that hot runny ick?

- would you like some pepto or perhaps a hot towel

- cause’ everyone here doesn’t like to hear you howl

-And that is my story it’s quite the little rhyme,

-But I have to go cuz’ its now toilet time!!

Chris K. on March 09, 2012:

You may think your hot shit on a silver platter,

but your really cold diarrhea on a Paper Plate.

When your Riding the Subway

And that feeling won't go away

Diarrhea diarrhea

noelia on March 08, 2012:

your sitting on the toilet and you feel a little splatter its diaria

s1 on March 05, 2012:

when u really have to go some people think its gross but its really good on toast,when ur sittin on a pole its comin out ur hole

Lulu on December 13, 2011:

When it sticks to your bum

Like a piece of chewing gum.

When your up in the attic

It comes out automatic

rosie on December 02, 2011:

when ur twittering all day but you feel an earth quake .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

E on November 18, 2011:

You know it's not fake when you feel your anus shake. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

KO on November 16, 2011:

If you think you got to poop but it comes out looking like soup, diarrhea diarrhea

I'M BROWN!! on October 31, 2011:

When something hits the fan and lands in the pan!!!

lin family on September 24, 2011:

When you hoping it'll pass and you feel a big blast...dirrea dirrea

feeling loose cuz its dripping out juice....dirrea dirrea

Trey Johntry on August 23, 2011:

When you're putting on a boot and you feel something scoot...diarrhea diarrhea

Munchkin on August 08, 2011:

It sticks to your bum

Like pedigree chum

Diarrhoea diarrhoea :)

jared on July 29, 2011:

People think its gross but its really great on toast diarrhea diarrhea

Wenchi on July 21, 2011:

When you're feeling really tense, and you have to hop a fence. Diarrhoea (this is how it's actually spelt folks) Diarrhoea.

squiggle on June 26, 2011:

When you need to take a dump, and mush is gushing out your rump. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're hurrting in your gut, and it's oozing out your butt. Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Toni on June 22, 2011:

I swear I had diarrhea a few days ago and it didn't feel good at all! I could barely get ready for work. My morning routine went like this.

When you skip that orange juice, cause your bowels feel quite loose.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're trying to take a shower, but your stomach feels so sour.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're trying to floss and brush, and your butt is gushing mush.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on a shirt, and you feel those Hershey squirts.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on your pants and you do the poo poo dance.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you're putting on your shoes, and your butt begins to ooze.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous on June 22, 2011:

I was walking down a ramp, when I felt my stomach cramp.

But the pain was soon all gone, so I just kept walking on.

Then my tummy caught an ache, and my butt began to quake.

I wasn't feeling quite so hot, so I ran straight to a pot.

I sat right down on the loo, and my butt spewed liquid poo.

It was brown and it was mushy, it was coming out my tushy.

It was chunky, gross, and thick, I was feeling kinda sick.

Then it stopped and I felt done, but I'd really just begun.

As I left out of the door, I felt my belly quake once more.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Ace Spade on June 22, 2011:

When you go to take a dump, and it's coming out in lumps, Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you hear it go "Kerplunk!" and it's coming out in chunks, Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Anonymous on June 22, 2011:

When you're drinking sweet iced tea, and your butt begins to pee.

When it hurts inside your gut, and poop is shooting out your but.

When you're just not feeling hot, and you're running to the pot.

When you know you have to leave, cause your butt is gonna heave.

When you're feeling rather wrong, cause you've been crapping all day long.

Tiger Strike on June 22, 2011:

When you're trying to eat some nuts, but it's comin out your butt...

When you're visiting the zoo, and you've really gotta poo...

When your tummy starts to bubble, and you know you're in for trouble...

When you're just not having fun, and you know that it's the runs...

When you're just not feeling mellow, and your poops are wet and yellow...

When you know you've got the trots, and you're looking for a pot..

purple dragon on June 22, 2011:

When your stomach starts to cave, and it's coming out in waves.

Diarrhea, diarrhea

mex on June 12, 2011:

I was walking down the lane when i felt a funny pain, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

So i went behind a bush, and it came out in a rush, diarrhoea, diarrhoea

Hey Lois! Diarrea! on May 10, 2011:

Y'know there's just no goin' back when it trickles down you crack, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When your playing with your pet and your pants start feeling wet, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

When you swore it was a toot, but felt is was a messy poot, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

CassieandCindy on April 08, 2011:

When you're feeding all you're fish and you feel something swish, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!

9w4ufp345789 on April 03, 2011:

when your running in a park and you hear a little fart diarrea x2

when you feel it in your pants like little tiny ants diarrea x2

chewy on April 01, 2011:

You guys are gross. If I just finished eating double and my ass starts to bubble, is it diarrhea, diarrhea?

Chris on March 24, 2011:

When ur climbing up a ladder n u feel something splatter

SOG MEMEBA on February 23, 2011:

when your havin sex and you get perplexed diarrea diarrea

LoKi on February 22, 2011:

When you need a lock for your flap cos its running like a tap diarrhea diarrhea

When you're feeling a flood and everyone thinks its mud diarrhea diarrhea

When it's covered the whole ground and you think your gonna drown diarrhea diarrhea

When you got a heavy load and your gonna explode diarrhea diarrhea

When you start to get jumpy cos its coming out lumpy

diarrhea diarrhea

When its all you can take and you cant push the brakes diarrhea diarrhea

When there's nothing you can do so you let out the goo diarrhea diarrhea

Zak on February 22, 2011:

When you're in a little muddle, cos your standing in your puddle diarrhea diarrhea

Todd on February 20, 2011:

When you are eating brocollini and you're wearing a brown bikini

cliffdaddy on February 07, 2011:

when your playing in the park and you feel a little spark diarrhea diarrhea

cliffdaddy on February 07, 2011:

when your drinking in the bar and it flies really far diarrhea diarrhea

spooshpoo on January 30, 2011:

when your walkin' down the street and its drippin on your feet diarrhea diarrhea

David on January 24, 2011:

When the loose stool

Makes a mini pool

Diarrhea Diarrhea

Laura on January 16, 2011:

When your climbing up a tree

and it dribbles down your knee,

Diarrhea Diarrhea

Tab on January 12, 2011:

When you pull down your pants, and you drown all the ants, diarrhea, diarrhea

mineRbest jay on December 30, 2010:







i gotta go on December 23, 2010:

when your sliden into first and you feel somethin burst diarrhea, diarrhea

if your eatin hot wings and your butt begins to sing diarrhea, diarrhea

yoyo on December 19, 2010:

when you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter diarrhea, diarrhea

unknown on December 16, 2010:

When your standing in a puddle and your face begins to muddle, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.

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